Tug O War Princess

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

I have an extra special thanking to give to Unspoiled Rini! She has been spreading word of my story to her friend(s). One of them actually read and reviewed my story. Thank you, once again, Vera-Sama! Not this chapter, but, next chapter, will be solely dedicated to both Unspoiled Rini and Vera-sama!

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Death Note. I do not own the characters pertaining to either anime. I am simply using them for my own amusement.

"Ryuuzaki what did you do?!" Light accused the ever so 'innocent' detective that was lying adjacent of him, sprawled halfway atop him.

"Nothing," L quickly mumbled while keeping his eyes everywhere but towards Light and Usagi.

"You broke her!" Light accused as another high pitched squeal followed by sounds of crashing were heard.

"I did not!" L childishly defended his honor while climbing off of Light.

"Matsudaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!" Usagi cried out as the youngest detective of the Kira Task Force entered through the door. Light and L both stumbled and fell as Usagi made a mad dash towards the dark haired man. They were dragged over the carpet and hit face first into the couch that was set up in the monitoring room. Said couch toppled over as Usagi jumped it and tackled the unsuspecting young man.

"Matsuda have I ever told you how awesomely adorable you can be?" Usagi questioned at a high fast pace while waving her hands excitedly in the air.

"Uh…no?" Matsuda was lying flat on his back as Usagi sat cross legged on his stomach, bouncing and talking about how amazing he was.

"And there was that time when you-OH MY GOD, MISA!" Usagi once again made a mad dash for another unsuspecting person. L and Light were dragged right behind her after being pulled over the couch and landing rather roughly on their heads.

"What happened to Usagi-chan?" Matsuda questioned while watching nervously from his position on the floor.

"Why don't you ask L, he's the one that made her like this," Light threw the said detective another accusing look while trying to stand and restrain Usagi.

"And your hair is way too frizzy on the ends! What kind of shampoo are you using, Misa? Oh, did you know that Light-" A hand was instantly clamped over her mouth. Blinking repeatedly, Usagi looked behind her to see Light Yagami had been the one to quiet her. She hmphed and then smirked under his hand.

Light had a very bad feeling at the feel of her smirk. Before he had a chance to remove his hand however, he felt something wet on his palm.

"USAGI?" Light let her go and looked at the saliva coating his palm, "Did you just-"

"He said that he doesn't understand why you chatter all the time because the migraine it gives him is such a-" Once again Light placed a hand over her mouth and chuckled nervously at the dark look Misa was now sending to the both of them. L, on the other hand, smirked from his position on the floor.

"Ryuuzaki, what happened to Usagi-Chan?" Matsuda questioned the smirking detective.

"Ryuuzaki-kun," Usagi lunged towards him, wrapping her arms around his neck and clinging to his body. L looked down at the girl who now laid atop of his body.

"Yes, Bunny?"

"You remind me of a raccoon!" Usagi chirped while ruffling his hair.

"Oh, really?"

"Yes," Usagi nodded her head up and down fast and hard, causing one of the buns atop of her head to start to fall, "You're also one of the biggest emo-ish looking guys I know! Can I borrow your eyeliner?"

L's left eye began to twitch, something that never happened, "Emo?"

Usagi nodded and, at the sound of Light's chuckle, she moved to tackle him to the ground, "Light you need to loosen up and have some fun. Misa doesn't seem to be doing her job that good 'cause you're too much of a stiff!" At that, Light proceeded to turn redder then a tomato, L laughed until he was crying, and Matsuda proceeded to pass out.

"What did I say?" Usagi quieted down and looked around. Why were they acting so weird? Usagi shrugged and looked around for something to do. Her eyes fell upon the Death Note that had recently come into possession of the task force (*Not in the same time frame as the series but let's all pretend, k?*).

Rushing for it while ignoring the cries to not touch it, Usagi picked it up and started ripping out pages. Before Light and L had the chance to stop her, Usagi had successfully managed to rip out fifty pages which were scattered all across the floor. When they did get it out of her hands, she pouted and proceeded to pick up the pieces of paper, folding them up and turning them into deformed and mutant looking swans.

"Fly free my friend, fly free," Usagi tossed it into the air and watched dejectedly as it fell into a heap on the floor. Tears brimmed her eyes and she collapsed down beside it, begging her new friend to forgive her.

Everyone in the room stopped and simply stared. Their eyes turned towards L simultaneously and they all demanded to know, "WHAT HAPPENED?"

"…"

"Ryuuzaki…"

"She took my tea by mistake," L shrugged innocently. At this, the entire task force proceeded to sweat drop. Considering how much sugar Ryuuzaki put into his tea, no wonder Usagi was acting like she was off her rocker.

"It's too hot in here," they heard Usagi's cry of outrage. All heads turned towards the owner of the voice to find her half naked and clad in only her white lace bra and matching panties. The sound of Matsuda fainting once again was heard followed by the angered shrill of Misa who accused Usagi of trying to steal Light. L tilted his head to the side, looking Usagi up and down and smiling in approval. Light tried to reason with Usagi, urging her to redress while struggling not to look at her.

"It's five o'clock somewhere, Light!" Usagi decreed while running circles around him, causing the chains to hold him captive. Giggling madly, Usagi backed up, making Light fall but also causing her to trip over L and fall back on top of him.

"Owie," Usagi mumbled and then turned to see a leering smirk on L's face.

"L," Usagi blinked at him in confusion. At his nod, she continued, "Why is your cell phone poking my ass?"

"…"

*sigh*

I wasn't really feeling this chapter. I do not expect good reviews from it. Hey, I might rewrite it later on someday. I'm not sure. Anyway, please check out my story, My Fairytale. It is a Sailor Moon/Hellsing crossover. I'm sure you will love it :)

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