Tug O War Princess
Sesshy's Mistress
Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?
I have an extra special thanking to give to Unspoiled Rini! She has been spreading word of my story to her friend(s). One of them actually read and reviewed my story. Thank you, once again, Vera-Sama! This chapter is dedicated to both of them :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Death Note. I do not own the characters pertaining to either anime. I am simply using them for my own amusement.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No, you are not getting a pet," L stated firmly while turning his eyes back to his stack of sugar cubes, ignoring the angry and determined look on Usagi's face.
"Yes. I. Am. You wouldn't let me keep Luna around," Usagi growled, "and the two of you are getting on my nerves. Neither of you are quite the conversationalists and your on-again-off-again fights drive me crazy. If I don't have something to do, I'll go insane!" Usagi started pulling on her pigtails as added effect to her tirade.
"You have plenty to do," L pushed a large stack of evidence in front of her without moving his attention away from his task.
"Something besides Kira," Usagi whined while pushing the stack right back towards the peculiar detective.
"The answer is still no," L shrugged his shoulders, continuing to stand firm on his decision.
"Then let me have Luna stay here," Usagi felt what little patience she had left start to fade away.
"No."
"Why?"
"…"
If Usagi didn't know any better, she would swear that L was pouting. Blinking a few times before rubbing at her eyes, Usagi stared long and hard at L. Nope, she wasn't dreaming. He really was sulking and carrying a rather adorable pout. He was even half heartedly stacking his sugar cubes, something he never does.
"Ryuuzaki?" Usagi gave her rolling chair a few scoots, making her way closer to him. L tilted his head in her direction, saying without words that he was listening.
"Please…" Usagi clasped both hands in front of her, linking her fingers together and giving him her best pouty doe-eyed look ever.
L turned his head and gazed at her with the wide owlish eyes of his. Usagi added a sniffle and let a few tears well up, ready to fall.
"No."
"Ryuuzaki!!!" Usagi stood and whacked her fist down on top of his head, causing his hand to slip and knock all the sugar cubes over. It took a few moments for Usagi to register what she just did. When she did, she blushed and started to apologize profusely.
L, however, didn't even more. Actually, he didn't even blink, making her wonder if he even felt the small assault.
"Bunny…"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?" Usagi laughed nervously, bringing a hand back to rub the back of her head, a nervous habit of hers.
"I think I will let you have a pet."
Usagi's mouth fell open in shock as her brain tried to register what he had just said. For once, L wasn't causing too much of a fight. She instantly grew suspicious.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"What kind?"
L did not answer her, he simply started typing on his computer, emailing Watari. In a few minutes, the elderly man walked in with a box. Around the box was a big red bow. Watari walked over and gently handed the box over to Usagi. She gazed at it intently while slowly opening it.
"What is it?" She questioned while opening the box.
"Your new pet," L said matter-of-factly.
Usagi smiled and hurriedly opened the box the rest of the way. Her happiness, however, was short lived when she noted what was inside of it. Looking up at L, she gave him a look that could kill, "Funny, Ryuuzaki…funny."
"What is it Usagi-Chan?" Matsuda questioned from behind. Usagi growled and dumped the contents of the box onto the table. A very large rock fell with a loud clack onto the table. Flecks of dirt fell from it and settled around the glass that was surely to be scratched now.
"It does not require food, water, attention, or someone to clean up after it," L shrugged his shoulders while trying to rebuild his sugar cube stack.
"True," Usagi stated sarcastically. She wrapped her slender fingers around the small object. It was a small black rock the size of a golf ball, one that could be found in any garden.
"It's also portable," Matsuda piped in, smiling and trying to help Usagi. At her glare, he shrank back, realizing that it wasn't the best time to open his mouth.
"Matsuda is right," Usagi smirked and threw a mischievous glance at the back of L's head.
"Usagi-san you wouldn't really carry that with you woul-" Light stopped short when he watched Usagi toss the rock into the air, catching it and then tossing it at the back of L's head.
"Not to mention it's better than any guard dog, right Ryuuzaki?" Usagi questioned the detective with the growing bump on his head. A pale hand reached back to tenderly touch the spot.
"So it would seem," L shrugged, much to Usagi's irritation, and continued with what he was doing.
"Ryuuzaki I demand that you listen to me and let me have at least a gold fish! How much trouble could it be?"
One Goldfish later…
"Usagi…."
"Yes Ryuuzaki?" Usagi questioned as she was pulled to his side by the chain that connected him. Stumbling into his back, she stood upon her tip toes to see over his shoulder.
"What is it?"
"Why is that in my cup?"
Giving up on looking over his tall frame, Usagi decided to look around it, "Oh, you mean Sir Bubbles?"
"Sir…what?"
"Sir Bubbles VI… technically. He was once the high Prince of Bubbletania; however, his evil twin, Duke Fishington, kicked him out of his castle and stranded him into your cup…" Usagi shrugged her shoulders and took away L's favorite tea cup.
"Usagi…"
"Yes?"
"No more Gold Fish…"
"But…"
"No buts, find something else to have," L ordered, "And get rid of him and his evil twin."
"Fine…"
One parakeet later…
"Ryuuzaki, he didn't mean it!" Usagi pleaded while trying to calm the detective down and get the poo out of his hair.
"Usagi…"
"I know …"
One hamster later…
"I know…" Usagi pouted while handing L some pain meds and a large freezer bag of ice. L took both from her while shooting the hamster, Lord Hammy, a glare. Swallowing the pills, L placed the baggie in the middle of his lap, wincing at the cold chill but sighing as the pain turned to numbness.
"Ryuuzaki I am so sorry, I thought it was a rat…" Misa cried out over and over, apologizing for kicking him in the jewels, "I saw it climbing up your pants leg …and …I-I'm sorry…"
One stuffed animal later…
"This is ridiculous…"
"You wouldn't let me have any other pet so I don't have a choice," Usagi shrugged while making L hold her stuffed poodle, Mimi.
"You could have left it at Head Quarters," L stated while holding the dog by the ear.
"Ryuuzaki, that is not the proper way to hold a dog or any animal for that matter. Hold it right!" Usagi sent him a glare that promised pain if he did not obey. Grudgingly, he followed orders and held it correctly.
"Besides, it is cruel to leave a animal alone in some large and lonely building without anyway to go use the rest room, find water and food, or play," Usagi stated knowingly while searching through the Doggy-Dress-Up area of a local pet store.
"Usagi…never mind…" Light mumbled when Usagi sent him a glare that clearly stated he wasn't to interfere.
"Here we go," Usagi beamed as she picked out a pretty pink and sparkly tutu outfit.
"You should have just let her keep the cat," Light whispered to L.
"For once, Light, we are in total agreement," L sighed while Usagi dragged them towards the front to checkout. As they made their way to the register, they all passed by the cat adoption center.
"Achew!"
"Bless you, Ryuuzaki," Usagi smiled softly to herself while purposefully stalling at that spot to tie her shoe. L's constant sneezes' were enough compensation for her to come here and look like a total fool for buying a stuff dog an outfit.
"You know what," Usagi thought allowed to herself while turning to hold the outfit up to the plushie, "I don't like this at all. Oh well, I didn't really see anything else that I really liked, truthfully…"
"Usagi…"
"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"
"I'm hate you."
"I love you too, Ryuuzaki!"
"I need a vacation..." Light mumbled under his breath while shaking his head at the two people next to him.
Not my best work, but, it's what my crazed mind came up with. I hope you all enjoyed and I look forward to your feedback :)
Sesshy