Tug O War Princess

Sesshy's Mistress

Summary: What if L was not the only one to be chained to Light? What if he was chained to another, much more pleasant person than simply just L?

Note: Inspired by the song, Patron Tequila by the Paradiso Girls.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Death Note. I do not own the characters pertaining to either anime. I am simply using them for my own amusement.

Light found himself praying to whatever god was listening to save him from this hell. How he ended up in a club over flowing with sweaty bodies grinding on the dance floor was beyond him. The music blasted loud and the bass shook the whole building, sending vibrations up and down his body. Casting his eyes to his side, he noted that he wasn't the only one experiencing a migraine. Indeed, L seemed to be just as uncomfortable as he; however, their companion, Usagi, seemed quite content with where she was and what was going on around her. Such a strange woman.

"Come on," she yelled over the music, pulling both detectives towards the crowded bar. Squeezing her way through half clothed bodies covered in sweat and smelling of smoke and alcohol, she made her way to the bar that glowed different neon colors. Smiling in victory, she tugged the two guys towards her, bringing them to sit on either side of her. The lights of the bar made her black leather mini dress shine different colors. L and Light found themselves staring fixated at her appearance. The pale skin of hers contrasted well with the dark material of her dress. The neckline of her dress dipped down and stopped at a sharp point right between her breasts, showing off a nice bit of cleavage. Her neck was adorned with a matching chocker. Her hands were covered in leather biker gloves with the fingers cut out and her feet were adorned in knee high black leather spiked heels that zipped and buckled up. Her hair was held up in a messy bun and ponytail, leaving small wisps to fall in her eyes and on her neck.

"Remind me what we are doing here again," L ordered her with annoyance dripping from his voice. Usagi must not have heard him or either paid him no mind. She was too busy ordering drinks.

Light strained his hearing, trying to hear what she was ordering but the music was just too loud. The bar tender walked off after giving the blonde girl a wink. Light found himself already disliking the fellow. When the man returned, he had three drinks in his hands.

The drinks were sat before Usagi and she smiled happily. Picking out one, she handed the other two to Light and L.

"What is it?" L questioned while gazing intently at the drink in his hand. Usagi shrugged and mumbled that she didn't know what they wanted. She simply told the bartender to fix them whatever.

"What do you have?" L questioned her, staring at the drink in Usagi's hand. Her small hand held a glass filled with a clear liquid. Hooked onto the brim of the cup was a slice of Lime.

"Patron Tequila," Usagi stated before downing the drink whole. L and Light stared shocked as she ordered another glass. No matter how hard they tried to stop her, she kept drinking until the bar tender had to cut her off. By then, however, it was too late. Usagi was smiling giddily and flirting with the bartender.

"You're drunk," L stated in surprise. It wasn't really a surprise considering how strong Tequila could be but, still.

"Wow, Ryuuzaki, you're so smart," Usagi gushed while leaning over towards him. During her intoxicated state, unfortunately, she was not well balanced and ended up falling into his chest. Giggling like crazy she pushed herself back on top of the stool.

"Sorry sexy," she mumbled while drying to get the last drop of her beverage out of her cup. Both L and Light's eyebrows shot up towards their hairline. Sexy?

"I wanna dance," Usagi slurred out. Sliding out of the stool she made her way towards the dance floor, disappearing into the sea of hot and sweaty bodies and leaving L and Light to watch after her. Seconds ticked by before they realized exactly what she had done. Their eyes shot towards the other end of their cuffs, shit.

"Usagi!" They both shouted, abandoning their untouched drinks and chasing after her. Sadly, unlike her, they had troubles moving around the crowded dance floor. By the time they had made it through, Usagi was standing atop one of the small round tables near the wall, dancing with another girl. The men sitting at the table were hollering and a hooting, urging them on as the music picked up. Light pushed them aside and yanked Usagi's hand, making her lose her balance and fall over on him. They both crashed to the ground and Usagi ended up on top of Light, straddling him.

"Aw, Light, you ruined the fun," She giggled while continuing her grinding dance on top of him. Light could only gulp and fidget nervously from under her. Yanking her down had definitely not been a good idea on his behalf, especially considering what she was wearing. Thankfully, L saved him, for the time being, by hoisting her up and holding her against his side.

Light had never been more thankful in his life for L's interference. Usagi in a tight black leather mini dress was not good for a man's health. Light pushed himself back up and dusted himself off before turning to face her again. By then, L had already rehooked the cuff around her wrist, making sure it was tight. Light followed his lead and cuffed her other hand to his.

"You boys and your kinky ways," Usagi giggled while fingering the cuffs that were once again wrapped around her delicate wrists. "All we need now is a blindfold, gag, and a couple whips and we'd be perfect for the BDSM scene. Light and L both found themselves blushing at the thought of a bound and gagged Usagi in nothing but a sexy leather corset and matching thong.

"I knew you both weren't as innocent as you pretended to be," Usagi threw them a wink her hips swayed to the beat of the music. Tugging at her arms, Light and L stumbled to her, their bodies pressed against hers, L in the back and Light in the front.

"Come on guys, relax, dance, and have fun!" Usagi shouted over the music, dancing and grinding to the beat, oblivious to the stares she was receiving.

"I think it's time we head back," Light stated while pulling away from her. Usagi, however, would have none of that. Reaching out, she grabbed a hold of his shirt, yanking him back and pressing her body firmly into his.

"Aw, is Light shy?" Usagi whispered into his ear while one arm wrapped around his neck. The other dragged down his chest, nails digging into the fabric of his shirt and scratching into his chest.

"I, for once, agree with Light," L wrapped an arm around Usagi's waist and yanked her back into him. Turning around, Usagi gave L a knowing smirk.

"Is someone jealous?"

A slight blush could be seen on the detective's face. He would later on blame it on the excellent view of Usagi's breasts when she pushed them up against his chest, "Not in the least-"

Usagi placed a finger over L's lips, tsk-ing him for not being honest with her, "You're so cute when your flustered L." The smell of alcohol was still strong on her breath, making it obvious that she was still under its control. L didn't mind one bit, though, when she moved her hand into his hair, gripping it in a tight fist, and yanked his head down, kissing him hard.

"Maybe we should come here more often," L whispered under his breath after Usagi pulled back, hiccupping and clutching her dizzy head.

"That's the spirit!" She cheered, jumping up and shoving a fist into the air only to fall on he ass when her heel slipped in a puddle of spilt beer.

"Ryuuzaki are you crazy?" Light demanded of him, slightly put off at the scene that had just taken place.

"By the end of the night I'll have ya'll so messed up!" Usagi chanted a song while popping her back and shaking her ass to the beat after standing back up. Yes, Usagi had way too much to drink tonight.

"Aw, Light is jealous but of who? You jealous I kissed L or he kissed me?" Usagi tilted her head to the side, blinking in an innocent yet drunken daze towards Light. L and Light looked towards her in shock, gaping openly.

"What?!" She demanded in a pout.

"Hey sweet thing," a burly man hollered over the loud music to the drunken blonde. She squeaked when she felt the man's fingers pinching her still swaying bootay.

"Back off," Light ordered the drunken man while pulling the girl behind him.

"What if I don't want to?"

"I'll do this," Usagi stated while sliding between Light's legs and shoving her foot up in the air, hitting the guy's jaw.

"That's how Sail-" Usagi was silenced by Light, silencing her with a kiss to prevent her from announcing her secret identity.

Usagi blinked a couple times up towards Light with a look of confusion and amazement on her face. Light avoided her eyes but at the sound of a moan, his eyes flickered down in time to see Usagi's face turn green. He began to panic and tried to get away, but Usagi was too quick for him. Bending over slightly and holding a hand to her stomach, Usagi emptied the contents of her stomach. A mixture of supper, bar peanuts, and Patron Tequila flew from her mouth and landed all over his chest.

"I don't…feel…good…" With that said, Usagi proceeded to pass out, falling back into L's arms.

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