"Oh my fucking god. Okay. You'll never believe the hell I went through last night!"

Lovina always had interesting stories to tell each day at lunchtime. She did after all live with one of the members of the most famous clique on campus; the Bad Friends Trio. There were some things I still didn't understand about this… How come someone as conservative and strict as her lived with someone who doesn't know about boundaries like Antonio? Why could a girl live in the same room as a guy? Why were they even friends in the first place? And finally… WHY WEREN'T THEY GOING OUT TOGETHER GOSH DO IT ALREADY!

"Okay, so I was in my room, doing that Biology essay-that's due for today by the way, I bet you haven't done it yet Gina?"

Prussia started playing with one of her locks, laughing nervously. Lovina sighed and continued her story, her face becoming more flustered after every sentence.

"Of course… so anyways, it was one in the morning I think? Antonio still wasn't back, but you know me, I wasn't worried about that asshole AT ALL! So, just as I finish the last sentence of my essay, the door slams open, and guess who comes in? Uh-uh, Antonio, France and Gilbert. But they brought more friends along; Denmark and the new guy-I think he's Netherlands. About that, I noticed they're often together recently… Bastards seem to cling together."

I noticed that Norway's cheeks got slightly pink when Lovina mentioned Netherlands. Or was it when she mentioned Denmark? Anyways, I THINK I'M ONTO SOMETHING HERE. Oh yeah, noticed how strange this is? Every day, I sit with England, South Italy, Norway and Prussia (the sister). I have no idea how this came to be. But one thing is sure, I love to hear Lovina's awkward stories about her roommate and I can't stop laughing and screaming talking with Gina. And then there's my long-lost sister also known as Arthie and that quiet, reserved, but really cute girl Adelise, who both apparently hate us but hell, I KNOW they love us and like to look cool because they hang out with us. Oh yeah. I know it because I'm the hero.

"Okay, so the guys come in, and I know where they came from… Because obviously those bastards weren't walking in a straight line and their nose and eyes were all red. I mean, what else would a bunch of guys be doing at one in the morning?

-Having fun with their own bodies!"

Gina was grinning widely, apparently proud of her answer. I flashed her a thumbs up in agreement, Norway and Artie blushed, and Lovina, surprised, continued her wonderful story;

"Damn it! Why would you know that?

-I have a brother too, you know.

-Ugh… anyways… So they're like, 'HEY LOVINA! WHAT'S UP, DO YOU WANNA insert words that may not be repeated here'. That's when I turn-off my laptop and my bed light and attempt to sleep. I don't know if I really did think I could've done that with those bastards in my room. And here comes the worst part. It's not as if they would've just passed out, vomited or yelled about everything. As Gina guessed, the guys began having FUN. Oh my fucking god! I was so terrified! I heard some zippers go down and shirts getting unbuttoned, the new guy flop down on my OWN BED GODDAMMIT! Spain and Prussia on the other bed and the two others sit down on the floor. And then they started LAUGHING, I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHY, and I could hear some creepy slick sounds, and then I FREAKING got up. Of course I put my hand on my eyes okay, because unlike you two (She pointed at me and Gina) I'm NOT a pervert. So I ran out of the room and closed the door."

Lovina was now holding her face with both of her hands, terrified about the story she had just told, while Norway and England picked their plates up and moved to another table, all flushed. Prussia and I were laughing loudly, banging our fists on the table, receiving some annoyed glares from the other students in the cafeteria. It was the kind of story we often heard, but hearing it from South Italy's mouth was just so much more hilarious.

"No waaay! (Gina wiped a tear off with her sleeve, still laughing) Did you hear them say anything before you left?

-Well… oh god… I can't believe I'm going to repeat this… Too much information… Your twin brother, he said something like…"

Hahahaha! I knew that the amazing me and my life partners represent three of the biggest European nations, but I didn't expect the representatives of countries as small as Denmark and Netherlands to be so damn HUGE down there! Hahahahaha!

Oh yeah. I know this is what Prussia said because I'm the hero. Everything I say is a fact. That's why I'm writing this… Memories.

If we don't write them down somewhere, for everyone to read, we'll just be another life that appeared and then died in a short period of time, having left nothing to the world. SO I'LL KEEP WRITING ALL OF THIS AMAZING BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! *thumbs up*

-Alfrea xoxox