Here's chapter two, as promised! It didn't take me long at all!
(By the way, this is the last chapter…)
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto, Neji, Hinata, or the song, "Closer", by Ne-Yo.
Warning: This chapter contains a bit of…well, I'm not gonna tell. You'll have to read it for yourself :)
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Neji was lying in bed, surrounded by millions of teddy bears and pillows. A nice breeze was coming through the window, making the lavender drapes flutter. He stretched and smiled as he inhaled the smell of freshly cooked bacon. But then frowned as he suddenly realized…
This wasn't his room.
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up!" He heard what sounded like a kid's voice yell through the bedroom door. "We cooked you breakfast!"
Suddenly somebody that he didn't know was there stirred beside him and sat up in bed. "G-Good morning, honey," she whispered.
HINATA?!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Hinata jumped, startled. "What is it?!" She squealed, glancing down at Neji.
Hearing the sound of Hinata's voice reminded Neji of where he was. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" He screamed again.
"Shhhhh…" Hinata tried to soothe him. She raised one hand and stroked Neji's hair. It was obvious he'd had a bad dream. "It's all over now."
Neji raised his head and studied her face. Her eyes--so deep that you could get lost in them. Her small, pointed nose. Her flawless skin, and…
…boy, she has some purdy lips…wonder what they'd feel like--
"Neji?" Hinata's voice snapped him out of his perverted thoughts. "H-Huh?!"
"Are you okay now?"
Neji swallowed and tried to speak, but he couldn't. He nodded instead. Hinata smiled and he could feel a slight blush spread across his cheeks.
Why am I thinking these things?
He lay his head down and buried his face in Hinata's neck. She twitched a little.
Neji tried to clear his mind of all Hinata-related thoughts, to no avail. It was as if she'd walked into his head and carved her name into his brain. He began to try some breathing techniques to calm himself down a little.
But when he inhaled, he caught a whiff of peppermint. It smelled delicious. He leaned in a little further and breathed deeper. Boy, does she smell good…
Unbeknownst to him, he was making Hinata feel very warm and tingly. "Neji," she tried to say, but no words came.
Didn't he know what he was doing to her?
She tried to wriggle out from underneath him again, but there was no use. He was just. Too. Heavy.
Meanwhile, Neji was trying to compose himself. Hinata smelled so delicious--like candy.
…I can feel her on my skin... I can taste her on my tongue…SHUT UP, BRAIN! SHUT UP!
He was tempted to lick her and see if she tasted like peppermint, too.
But then that would just be disturbing. Oh, the shame of it all.
He continued to just inhale her sweet scent, torturing himself with the undying impulse, when Hinata suddenly did something that just about killed him.
In her futile attempts to escape from underneath him, Hinata arched her back, pushing her boobs into Neji's chest and giving him very impure thoughts.
And that wasn't even the worst of it.
The worst of it was that, while she was restlessly trying to free herself, Hinata was getting herself worked up. And, in addition to doing that, she started panting.
Right in his ear.
Oh, how Neji wished he could just bite her.
...bite her? Kinky, much…?
He groaned. He could no longer deny the truth--Hinata was exciting him. And she was doing a very good job at it, too.
He began to think that she was doing it on purpose.
Which she wasn't.
Neji's breathing began to rise higher and higher, along with the temptation.
Good lord, she's totally turnin' me oooooon…!
He couldn't take this any longer. He could feel his sanity begin to falter. His hormones were in the passenger's seat…
…and they were takin' him for a ride!
He reached up and--huh?
HE COULD MOVE…! Oh, happy days were here again!
Neji sat up halfway and Hinata gasped. "Y-You can move again…!"
"Yuh."
Hinata breathed a sigh of relief. "T-Then…do you mind getting off of me now?"
An evil little grin spread across Neji's face and he chortled naughtily. "As a matter of fact, I do."
Hinata's eyes widened in horror.
She wants me to get off of her…no freakin' way! She must be mad if she thinks I'm gonna let this opportunity pass!
Neji leaned down and kissed Hinata's chin. She gasped lightly. "N-Neji…?"
"Hm?"
"Why are you doing this to me?"
Neji sat back up and thought for a minute. "Because it's fun," he finally said. He used his index finger to lightly trace along Hinata's collarbone. Her breathing steepened.
She raised her hands and tried to push the boy off of her, but she just didn't have the strength. "Neji, please stop!" She whined. "I can't take this anymore!"
Neji noticed that she didn't stutter. "Can't take what?"
"This…torture!" Her cheeks flushed red.
She hesitated. Bad move. Neji knew he had her now. He grinned.
"I think you like it, Hinata," he whispered into her ear.
"N…No, I don't." She turned her head away.
"If you just admit it, I will let you go."
Hinata seemed to consider this little piece of information. "Okay, I admit it."
"Admit what?" Neji was having fun with this. You little rascally devil, you!
"I…like it," Hinata mumbled.
Neji's inner being laughed maniacally.
"N…Neji?" Hinata's brow furrowed, sensing the little demon inside him. "Will you…let me up now?"
In reply, Neji leaned down and kissed her, hard. Hinata froze, surprised. When Neji had finally broken the kiss, Hinata had tears in her eyes.
"What's wrong?" He asked. A small smile began to play on his lips as he predicted what she would say. Here it comes…she's about to confess her undying love for me. And then we'll share a long, passionate kiss, go to the beach, and watch a beautiful sunset whilst I feed her chocolate truffles--
He wasn't even half prepared for what happened next.
Hinata's face contorted into a combination of angry emotions as she suddenly unleashed a loud string of insults and profanities, some Neji didn't even know existed.
HOLY MOTHER OF GYM SOCKS--WHERE DID SHE LEARN THIS FROM?!
Her father, who was in the bathroom shaving, heard Hinata's outburst and almost cut himself shaving. Good Lord…!
When Hinata had calmed down, Neji quietly asked, "Are you finished?"
She nodded, her face still angry.
Neji took a deep breath and swallowed his pride. "I'm sorry," he said. "I didn't mean to upset you."
Hinata listened quietly.
"But," Neji continued. "I don't apologize for kissing you."
Hinata's brow furrowed in confusion.
"The thing is, and I really didn't want to say this considering my dignity is on the line, I think…I think I love you."
Hinata's face turned completely pink. "Wha…?"
"And what I did to you three months ago…I did that because I love you."
"But that makes no sense," Hinata blurted. "Why would you try to kill someone you love?"
"IT'S COMPLICATED."
Hinata thought about this.
"So…do you forgive me?" Neji asked, hopeful.
Hinata didn't answer.
Neji sighed and began to stand up, when Hinata suddenly pulled him into a long, deep kiss.
…oh man, I'm gonna die…
When Hinata finally broke the kiss, Hinata whispered into his ear, "I love you, too."
Neji stared at her in shock.
"But why did you wait so long?" She whispered.
"…Dunno," Neji drunkenly replied. Hinata smiled and stood up. "Come on, let's go," she said, pulling Neji to his feet.
And they went to the beach, shared a long, passionate kiss, and watched a beautiful sunset whilst Neji fed Hinata chocolate truffles.
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Later, the next day…
Neji was lying in bed, surrounded by millions of teddy bears and pillows. A nice breeze was coming through the window, making the lavender drapes flutter. He stretched and smiled as he inhaled the smell of freshly cooked bacon.
Smells delicious…
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up!" He heard his children yell through the bedroom door. "We cooked you breakfast!"
Hinata stirred beside him and sat up in bed. "G-Good morning, honey," she whispered.
Neji smiled at his beautiful wife. "Good morning," he said, planting a light kiss on her lips.
Suddenly, a third person sat up next to him. "What the heck am I doing in your bed?!" He shouted.
"NARUTO?!" Neji and Hinata yelled in unison.
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End.