Hello! Please forgive me for this! This goes where it should never go and please don't hate me for it! review and tell me what you think haha. This is a product of tot much sugar in the system! Right as I have continued with the Another day.. thing there will be more, not quite like this if its bad. Each will have different ratings and characters. So tell me what you think. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! EVEN IF BAD which I apologise for! Ok

Disclaimer: everything goes to J.K Rowling and OMOVIES I think even tho I don't think they want to claim them here.

Rating: M

Characters: Snape and Harry

Setting: Hogwarts

What a potion can Do

It all started on a moggy day over s in Scotland or somewhere, who really knows. Severus Snape, Potions Master, Former Death Eater, Order of the Phoenix member and Super Sexy Beast, just got down from the rafter where he slept. See at Hogwarts (Which evidently was named after a witch that the founding members all screwed back then as she had warts all over her face from the Wizarding STD) there were rumours that the adored potions master was a vampire or the 'Bat of the Dungeons'. He actually wasn't a vampire and he wouldn't suck the students' blood (eww dunderhead cooties!) but what they didn't know, was that Snape secretly aspired to be a vampire. He had seen one when he was in preschool, attacking his teacher, and while other people were rushing off to try and help he sat there thinking how much he wanted to be like that when he grew up. But alas, Severus was not always a Super Sexy Beast and the vampires tended to go for the fabulous looking ones just like in every vampire movie and book *cough* Twilight *cough*. Pity really, all he wanted was to walk around dead!

So Severus got up that morning and as the sun shone through the window into his eyes he hissed and ran to hide behind the corner so the sun wouldn't 'Burn Him'. He made a run to the bathroom in his cliché Slytherin green boxer shorts when he was stopped in his tracks by the floo and Dumbledore arriving. Now normally seeing Professor Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, Order of Merlin first class, Order of the Phoenix member and Past the Expiration Date, was perfectly fine, only this time the old man was butt naked and seemed half asleep. In showing signs of his going mind (which quite possible went 60 years ago…) he scratched his arse cheeks and then proceeded to pee on the carpet in front of Severus. Now Severus had seen a lot of things in his time but nothing as disturbing as that. He was considering burning out his eyes, when Dumbledore stoped, Scratched his face and turned and went back through the floo. It was right then and there that Severus knew that it was not going to be a good day.

In the other side of the Castle, drooling onto his pillow while Molly Weasley slowly undressed while pole dancing in his dreams, was Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, the Saviour of the Wizarding World, best friend of Ron and Hermione and also known in the streets as H-Piddy. He was woken by his alarm alerting him that he had better get up and get breakfast or else there would be problems. After rushing through his morning routine that consisted of staring at himself in the mirror and winking at his reflection while saying things like "Aren't you a handsome tiger?!! I'd tap that!" he so hates when his 'Me time' is interrupted. Hogwarts had implemented a program, when it had seemed that too many students was missing breakfast and then getting bad grades due to concentration issues. There was a large poster hanging in the great hall with the words "Break the Fast and Last" with a picture of Professor McGonagall winking in what she thought was a seductive way. You see, the program was you either eat breakfast or have to french the professor. Needless to say, much to McGonagall's disappointment, everyone ate a hearty breakfast.

When Harry entered to sit down he saw that his friends were already there. Ron was going through a faze where he thought that one of the quidditch teams were the best thing in the whole entire world. He kept wearing the shirt while he ate, slept, work out in and just generally wore ALL the time. It was a deep brown in colour, which was disgusting when it was pure white when he bought it just six weeks before. Hermione on the other hand, was sick of being the responsible, boring one and was now into the bondage chic theme. She was wearing tight leather pants that made her ass look big and a vest that her boobs nearly fell out of. It was safe to say that every guy's attention was on her including the teachers. Let's just say when she went to help out Hagrid, she really went down there to 'Help Him Out'.

The very first class that day was double Potions with the Greasy Git. No one was looking forward to it. It was much worse than Voldemort, which surprisingly Harry didn't have to kill as he killed himself. There was something very scaring about a Naked Dumbledore and Hagrid drunkenly Cancan across the front lawn as the death eaters began to invade. What was ironic was that he used a Muggle contraption called a shot gun. It was very anticlimactic, funny that.

They were seated and talking quietly not wanting to upset the professor as he seemed to appear at the most weirdest times. Severus came crashing through the door in a pile of limbs. He stood up, brushed himself off and tried to take back his dignity, yet it simply didn't work as he flicked his fringe and walked down the corridor to the front of the classroom in a Muggle Runway style. He got to the front and used his eyes to glare at every single person before writing what was today's assignment on the board.

"Love Potion, why do we need to learn that?" asked Hermione, who was secretly making 'Sexy Eyes' at Goyle. He was her latest crush, with the roundness of his hands and the fact he couldn't read turned her on soo much.

"So that you recognise what it looks like and for the desperate witches, how to make It." he said as three quarters of the female population eyes lit up.

"Now follow the directions and you will be fine." He said as he sat down in his chair and flicked through a dirty magazine simply 'Reading the articles'. It was half and hour before he got up and started to make his rounds, the Slytherins as usual were useless, but surprisingly Neville hadn't blown up the caldron. It appears that anything sappy he could do, who would have thought. As Severus was passing the caldron of Mr Potter, Harry suddenly added too much of one of the ingredients, making it blow up with pink sticky goo landing all over the class and the professor. The professor quickly used his wand to clean up the mess before it seeped through to the skin, but when he looked up to Harry he noticed that it was already too late for the boy. Large girly eyes looked back at him.

Snape then turned to the desk next to him and noticed that everyone had paired up including Granger and Goyle eating each other's faces on his desk. Oh how Severus hated teenagers! He started to bang his head on the desk next to him, hoping that it would kill him. It was only when Harry started making kissy -kissy noises at him did he realise what had happened. Potter was under the influence of the love potion with the target being him. Harry was in love with the snarky professor. Severus slowly backed up to the wall with Harry stalking like a predator towards him on four legs trying to pull off a sexy tiger with loud "Meows" being heard. The rest of the class didn't care, half of them were getting laid by someone and the other half slowly getting there with whatever took their fancy. No one later that day, could get the picture of Lavender Brown and a stirring rod out of their heads. She always did like potions.

Harry had finally back Snape up to the wall when the Professor kicked him in the balls and ran out. He forgot to grab his wand in the scuttle of harry trying to grab Severus' 'Wand'. This of course would lead to trouble. Snape ran as fast as he could towards the Main Hall because he thought someone would be there to help him. He ran like a girl in 3 inch heels going after a half price Gucci bag and was surprisingly fast or fast enough to beat Harry there by 2 minutes which was spent waiting for Potter to show up, while having a cup of tea with McGonagall and discussing just why Trelawney was sour with Firenze, but that's what happens when you're fates one night stand. While wrapping up his tea he saw Harry come up the stairs puffing still trying to pull off the tiger move that nobody should ever do, and I mean nobody!

Severus ran into the Hall where Albus was waiting for him looking tiredly at his watch. He really wanted to see the Oprah special and was hoping this would move along, but weren't we all.

"Albus, how do I make it stop??" he asked his mentor desperately.

Albus who was looking for a show and knew the potion would wear off within 3 minutes, thought he would get some entertainment out of it. God only knows why people think he was nice, I mean there were rumours about a pensieve being passed around about Dumbledore getting Freaky with Tom Riddle. That apparently what started the war really. One night stands just don't work kids, didn't with the big eyed bug and didn't with the Dark Lord Wonder. Why did you think he was so nifty with his wand. Anyways.

"You must kiss him for a full minute." He replied with the damn twinkle in his eye "Or he will stay that way PERMANETLY!" He boomed the last word so it echoed throughout the castle leaving the occupants asking "did you hear that?"

Severus couldn't handle forever with the Chosen One! He had a date with Hermione to 'Help with Potions Study' later and he couldn't have Harry around for that. That was Severus Snape's Thang. So he bravely faced the loved up harry that was currently showing a scrapbook of what their kids would look like, all ten of them. He had rose petals that he also through in the air as he twirled around. It was an odd sight to see.

Sev, slowly walked up to Harry, determination showed on his face. He reached for Harry's face and slowly puckered up and kissed him finally. Everyone in the hall just watched either amused or very much grossed out. Slow music with a good beat slowly filled the area as the camera twirled around them slowly capturing every angle, so Albus could play it over and over again to embarrass them. Harry finally waking up when the 3 minutes were up noticed he was being kissed by the Greasy Git and then pulled away to spew all over the hall. He would never be the same again.

Severus was very relieved after an extremely hard day and went off to search for Hermione.

Filch the squib who was subjected to it all just stood there and stared for a bit, then shook himself to see if Mrs Norris was free to 'Patrol the Corridor'.

To him, it was just another Normal day in the Wizarding world.