The Boyfriend Test

Joey likes Seto. Seto wants to date Serenity. But Joey wont let him until he passes a few tests to see if he is a good boyfriend.

The Date Part 1

Kaiba looked at Joey like he was crazy.

"Wait, let me see if I understand you correctly… I'm going to date you so you can see if I'm a good boyfriend for your sister? That's insane!" He said. Joey glanced over at his sister who was asleep on his couch.

"Aww come on, it's the only way I'll be able to see if you can treat her right." Joey said smiling like an idiot. "Anyway you already agreed! So we'll be going on a date Friday, you can pick me up at seven." Joey said cheerfully with a playful look in his eyes. Seto growled a little under his breath, feeling like he had been tricked into this. He had no idea this is what Joey meant by a test.

----Friday----

Joey got home from work around five. He thought he would be miserable for doing this test thing with Kaiba but he was really excited. He lied to himself, thinking that he was just doing this for his sister, that he was certainly not doing this for his own selfish desires. He just blocked out the fact that his high school crush was now dating his sister. He always heard that Kaiba was gay so he never expected Kaiba to get a girlfriend let alone his sister.

He was all sweaty from getting in a good work out after he finished his training sessions. Joey had a very lean body. He was pretty athletic all through high school and he made sure to stay in shape afterwards. He thought about Kaiba's body. He was way skinnier than Joey but he was pretty lean himself. Joey didn't remember Kaiba doing any sports but he did remember first hand that Kaiba was strong and could fight. Joey assumed he just went to the gym. Joey smirked, having a little fantasy of being Kaiba's personal trainer. He imagined Seto's muscles flexing, glistening from the sweat as he worked out. He chuckled a little and looked at the clock.

"Damn, I need to get ready." He said and went into his bathroom. He took a quick shower. When he got out he put some stuff in his hair to make it shinier and a bit easier to work with. He ran a comb through his golden locks but they remained wild, in a sexy way. He then went into his room. It had never taken him so long to pick out an outfit. He looked through his closet, throwing clothes out.

"No way… too old… definitely not…. Not even close… ah perfect!" he said, picking out a nice pair of dark jeans. He slid them on. They fit very snug to his body. He looked in the mirror and winked at himself and laughed. He then put on a tight black muscle shirt with an opened black collared shirt over it. His outfit showed off his muscles perfectly. Lastly he added a nice chain necklace.

Kaiba stood in front of Joey's apartment, tapping his foot impatiently after he rang the doorbell again. He was dressed in his normal white trench coat outfit. He couldn't believe he agreed to this. He felt like an idiot, standing there with a bouquet of roses.

"If you don't answer the door now I'm leaving!" He yelled, getting fed up with waiting.

"Jeez Kaiba, hold ya horses will ya?" Joey said as he opened the door, standing with his hand on his hip. Kaiba let his eyes travel over the blonde, up and down. Joey noticed to since Kaiba did nothing to hide it from him and giggled a little. Joey smiled when he saw the roses.

"Those fa me?" he asked. This was all like a dream or fantasy for him.

"Huh? Oh yeah." Kaiba said, breaking out of his trance. He kind of shoved the roses to Joey and then crossed his arms. Joey rolled his eyes at Kaiba's attitude and thanked him anyway before walking into his apartment. He put the flowers in a large cup since he didn't own a vase. Kaiba followed him in.

"That looks ridiculous." He commented about the expensive flowers in the cup. Joey glared at him.

"Shaddup! I don't got a vase for 'em." He said, looking at the flowers.

"You're too poor to afford a vase?"

"Humph, I was about to ask you da same thing since ya didn't bring me one! Cheap batard…" Joey retorted. Kaiba rolled his eyes. Kaiba's eye twitched a little from irritation.

"Can we just get this over with?" He said, making Joey frown and look down at the ground for a second.

"Yeah the sooner its over the better." He lied. "So where are you taking me?" Joey asked, getting his cheerful self back. Kaiba raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean? I thought you had this all planned out…" He said. Joey shook his head.

"You're the one being tested here." Joey said as if it was obvious that Kaiba had to do all the work. They walked out of the apartment and towards Kaiba's limo.

"By the way… how many parts of this test are there?" Kaiba asked curiously as they stopped beside his limo. Joey scratched the back of his head. He hadn't really thought about that.

"Um… a lot. But it's a secret." He said stupidly. Kaiba narrowed his eyes.

"You're just planning to keep this going until I screw up aren't you? Well that's not going to happen Wheeler." Kaiba said. He grabbed Joey's wrist and pushed him against the limo, leaning in close to his face with a smirk, making Joey blush. "Because I'm the perfect boyfriend." He said arrogantly. Joey looked directly into Kaiba's eyes. That same look was there, the challenging glint, the light of excitement. Joey was the only one who was ever privileged to see that look. Other then that Kaiba's eyes never held any emotion to anyone. Kaiba's body was pressed firmly against Joey's as he pinned him against the limousine.

"I highly doubt that Kaiba. But whether you are or not, I'm not rat. I have my honor, I'm fair and I always do what's right. If you're good enough for Serenity then who am I to get in the way? But I aint goin' anywhere until you prove it to me." Joey said completely serious. Of course he didn't want them to date because he had some feelings for Kaiba. But if Kaiba could make his sister truly happy then Joey's feelings didn't matter. Kaiba huffed and let him go.

"You're such a goody-goody. That's why you're such a loser. You'll get no where in life like that." Kaiba said.

"Maybe that's true but I'd rather be a good loser then rich successful prick." Joey said, receiving a harsh glare from Kaiba. Joey laughed a little at him and climbed into the limo after Kaiba did.

They sat in silence for a while. Joey glanced at Kaiba every once in a while but Kaiba just kept his gaze out the window. He wanted his attention again.

"Well, just to let you know, you're failing so far." Joey said. Kaiba looked at him puzzled.

"What? Why?" He questioned him, crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes.

"Well…" Joey started as he counted out the reasons on his hand. "You're supposed to pretend to be my boyfriend and treat me how you would treat Serenity. But so far we've argued. You've made fun of me. You didn't have the date planned. You didn't compliment me. You didn't show anything even close to affection…" Joey listed. Kaiba's eyes widened.

"How am I supposed to be affectionate with you?"

"Whatever you would do with Serenity…" Joey said and then he thought of the possibility that Kaiba's gone all the way with his sister. He growled and turned towards Kaiba, gripping his collar with both hands. "You better not have touched her inappropriately you bastard!" he accused, somehow finding himself straddling Kaiba's lap. Kaiba looked at him surprised but then he smirked.
"So what if I have?" He said teasingly. Joey was so angry and even a bit jealous at the thought of Kaiba having sex with his innocent sister. Before he had the chance to punch Kaiba, he was thrown off of Kaiba's lap and onto the limo floor. Joey made sure to pull Kaiba down with him. Kaiba growled.

"I never did anything to your sister…" He said to calm Joey down. Joey let out a relieved sigh. "…that she didn't want." He finished with a smirk, receiving more punches from Joey that he easily dodged and grabbed the blonde's wrists, pinning him down. "It was a joke!" He defended, only to be kneed in the stomach and rolled over so Joey was pinning him down.

By the time the limo arrived at their destination they finished they're little fight. The driver opened the door and the two stepped out, looking a mess. Their clothes were wrinkled and their hair was a mess. It appeared more like they had made out or had sex instead of fighting. They got quite a few looks and snickers. Joey looked up at where they were.

"The movie theater? How original." He said sarcastically. Kaiba clenched his teeth.

"Shut up." Kaiba said with a bit of a blush. He had only been dating Serenity for a few weeks and he had been so busy so the only dates they went on were to his business parties. Not to mention the fact that she didn't live in Domino City so they didn't see each other often. He had no clue what to do when it came to taking someone on a regular date but he heard that most people go to the movies. "So how exactly does this work?" he asked. Joey looked at Kaiba.

"Well for starters you could try being nice to me and holding my hand-"

"Not the date you idiot, this." He said gesturing to the movie theater. "I've never been to one of these before. I have my own theater at home…" He said, blushing a little more. Joey blinked a few times before starting to laugh hysterically.

"You have to be kidding me! Oh my god! You've never been to a movie theater before?" Joey said through his laughter, making Kaiba feel more embarrassed. Kaiba growled and turned away, stomping away from the laughing blonde angrily until he felt Joey grab his hand. Joey pulled him back, chuckling a little.

"Heheh loosen up Kaiba." Joey said, smiling at him.

"I'm not going to stand here and be made a fool!" Kaiba hissed at him. Joey just laughed it off and led him by the hand inside. Joey was a bit surprised when Kaiba didn't pull his hand away. Joey looked up at the movie choices.

"Well what kind of movie do you want to see?" Joey asked. "Comedy?"

"No."

"Horror?"

"No."

"Romance?"

"Definitely not."

"Animated?"

"No."

Joey growled.

"Work with me here!"

"Action." Kaiba responded simply. Joey led them over to the ticket booth and asked for two tickets. Kaiba paid with his credit card and they went over to the snack bar. Kaiba cringed. "All of this looks disgusting."

"But it tastes great! I'll have a large popcorn, a large soda…." Joey went on to order a ridiculous amount of candy. When he was done he looked at Kaiba to see what he wanted.

"A bottle of water." He said.

"Ya such a freak ya know that?" Joey said. Kaiba rolled his eyes and paid for their stuff before grabbing his water and letting Joey carry all of his stuff. "Hey! Aren't ya gunna help me here?!" Joey yelled at him as he only grabbed his water.

"No." Kaiba said bluntly.

"Perfect boyfriend my ass." Joey muttered. Kaiba let out a frustrated sigh and grabbed he popcorn and some of the candy for him. Joey grinned but was a bit disappointed that they couldn't hold hands while carrying all the stuff. He walked down a hallway to the movie. The only seats left were in the back. They sat down as the previews began. Kaiba looked disgusted by the whole place. He preferred his home theater much more.

There were a lot of couples around them. Kaiba knew he was failing this test miserably but he couldn't treat Joey the same way he treated Serenity. But he had accepted the challenge and he was determined to show Joey how good of a boyfriend he was. He draped his arm over the back of Joey's chair like he had done to Serenity in the restaurant. Joey jumped slightly, startled by the action but he soon smiled and leaned against Kaiba as he ate his popcorn. He tried to get Kaiba to eat some of the junk food but he refused. About halfway through the movie the couple in front of them started making out. Joey looked from them to Kaiba. Kaiba noticed and narrowed his eyes at the blonde.

"Don't even think about it." He said in a deadly tone. Joey laughed a little and continued watching the movie.

After the movie the two walked out, holding hands.

"I am never going to this place again." Kaiba said.

"Aww come on, it wasn't that bad." Joey said, thoroughly enjoying the date. They got in the limo. Joey looked at the time. "Its too late to go to dinner. So… how about we go out? Ya know like dancing or something?" He suggested almost shyly. Kaiba blinked.

"No." he said sternly. Joey frowned and then sighed dramatically.

"Then I guess you're gunna fail." Joey said casually. Kaiba growled.

"Fine. Where do you have in mind?"

Ok there's chapter two! I hope you like it. Please review so I know if this is worth writing or not