The Boyfriend Test

Joey likes Seto. Seto wants to date Serenity. But Joey wont let him until he passes a few tests to see if he is a good boyfriend.

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The Date Part 2

Joey just smiled and told the driver where to go. Kaiba felt very uncomfortable. He couldn't dance, he hated crowds and loud places. He rubbed his temples, trying to mentally prepare himself for this. Unfortunately it was much worse then he first thought. He got out of the limo when it came to a stop. Joey told Kaiba to leave his trench coat in the limo so he did. His jaw dropped when he saw where they were.

"Joey! This is a gay bar!" Kaiba exclaimed angrily. Here he was supposed to be dating Serenity and her brother decides to bring him to a gay bar. Joey laughed as he got out of the limo after Kaiba.

"Yeah I know. I don't know any straight clubs Kaiba." Joey said obviously. He was gay, he wouldn't go to any other clubs. Kaiba narrowed his eyes at Joey, growling. He felt like he had been tricked once again, and Seto Kaiba was never fooled. Kaiba crossed his arms. Joey had brought quite a few one-night stands home from this club. They never turned into anything serious.

"Aren't these dates supposed to be where me and Serenity would go on dates? I highly doubt she would bring me to a place like this." He said, trying to get out of it.

"Its all part of the test Seto." Joey made up quickly, feeling a little pain in his chest when Kaiba mentioned Serenity. Kaiba rolled his eyes and then looked at the blonde strangely when he used his first name.
"I never said you could call me Seto." He hissed.

"You let Serenity call you Seto." Joey pointed out. He grabbed Kaiba's hand and pulled him up to the front of the line. Once they saw that it was Seto Kaiba they were let in easily. Joey stood close to him possessively since many eyes were on Kaiba. Kaiba let himself be pulled inside as he looked around curiously. It looked like any other club, just with all men. They walked over to the bar and sat down. Joey smiled at Kaiba.

"So have you ever been to a place like this befo'?" He asked. It was extremely loud so Joey used that excuse to lean close to him when he spoke.

"Yeah. After a lot of my major business meetings the bosses bring me to some strip joints to try and get a deal with my company. It never did make the deals work. It was just a waste of my time." He said, never really enjoying those outings.

Kaiba thought if he had to be here he mind as well drink a little to make it more bearable. He waved over the bartender. Joey pulled his hand down and looked at him seriously.

"If you drink a lot you'll definitely fail." He warned him. Because of his father he would never allow Serenity to ever be with anyone who drank a lot. Kaiba raised an eyebrow.

"Don't worry mutt, I can hold my liquor." He said and ordered his drink when the bartender came over. The bartender looked at Joey to see what he wanted but Joey just shook his head, not wanting anything. Kaiba sipped his drink rather quickly, making Joey feel like Kaiba really didn't want to be with him. He frowned. He looked back up at Kaiba from looking at his lap.

"Do ya drink a lot?" He asked. Kaiba looked at him skeptically, wondering why he cared. He thought Joey would be one to try and get him drunk to laugh at him. Kaiba never got drunk though. He just needed a little alcohol sometimes to loosen up and relieve stress after work.

"Depends on what you mean by 'a lot'. I never get drunk though." He assured him as he finished about half of his glass. It was surprising that he could really sit there and actually talk to Joey without them fighting for a few minutes. It seemed like a record. Maybe the alcohol was kicking in fast.

"Oh…. So… do ya wanna dance?" He asked hesitantly, afraid of the CEO's reaction.

"No." He said bluntly and emotionlessly as ever. Joey should have expected such an answer. He was about to remind Kaiba that a 'good boyfriend' would do what he wanted to do, and right now that was dancing.

Kaiba looked over at the dance floor, seeing guys grinding against each other. He couldn't even dance by himself, how could he possibly dance in such a barbaric way? He gave a disgusted look and turned back to his drink, finishing it.

A guy cam over to them, probably around the age of 25 or so. He had dark hair and bright eyes. He eyed Joey and leaned against the counter between them, facing Joey with a sly smile. Kaiba glared at the back of his head as the guy started flirting with his 'date'.

"Hey there blondie. I'm sure I've seen you in here before. You're pretty cute." He said smoothly to Joey. Joey rolled his eyes amused. Had this guy talked to him last time he surely would have taken him home. But right now he was with Kaiba and he didn't want anyone else. He tilted his head and glanced at Kaiba to see his reaction. Kaiba seemed to be pretty pissed off but instead of confronting the guy he simply turned and ordered another drink.

"So, can I buy you a drink?" The dark haired hottie asked Joey. He placed his hand on Joey's leg. Joey chuckled a little.

"Nah, sorry pal, I don't drink." He said cheerfully. The guy looked a bit disappointed.

"Well how about a dance then?" He asked standing up straight and holding out his hand. Kaiba growled under his breath. Couldn't that guy see Joey wasn't interested? Joey was with him after all. He didn't want to be with him but he wasn't going to let any guy into his territory. He was a guy after all, he had to be tough. But he said nothing. Joey was a bit disappointed when his so called 'boyfriend' didn't jump in and tell this guy no.

"Sorry. Maybe another time." Joey said with a wink. The guy sighed and went back to the dance floor. Joey looked at Kaiba.

"Thanks for the help there." He said sarcastically.

"What?" Kaiba responded as if he had no clue or interest in what Joey was talking about. "You were the one flirting and letting him touch you. I thought you wanted it." Kaiba said with a huge attitude as he glared at his drink.

"Well he was hot." Joey said, looking for a reaction from Kaiba. Kaiba snapped his head back to look at Joey and then at the guy on the dance floor and then back at Joey.

"You have to be kidding me. He's hardly good looking. I'm way better looking then him!" Kaiba argued.

"I never said you weren't." Joey said flirtatiously but with some seriousness. This just made Kaiba feel uneasy. He gulped and took another sip of his drink, a long sip of his drink. His face was a bit red and he couldn't seem to look at Joey now. After sitting in silence Joey got up.

"Well if you're not going to dance with me then I'll go dance by myself." He said. He walked over to the dance floor. Kaiba watched his hips swing slightly in the tight jeans. He certainly wasn't drunk but he did feel more laid back after finishing his second glass while he watched Joey dance. His eyes traveled down Joey's body as his body moved to the music. Pretty soon that guy from before noticed Joey and walked over to the blonde, whispering something in his ear. Kaiba saw Joey smile and then start dancing with the guy. Joey would repeatedly glance over at Kaiba, seeing him watching with narrow eyes. At first they were just dancing close to one another but pretty soon they were up against each other as they danced. Kaiba suddenly felt enraged. What the hell was Joey thinking? He was there with him so why was he dancing with other guys. With the help of the alcohol Kaiba felt the need to do something about it. He got up and made his way onto the dance floor.

Joey was now 'distracted' and didn't notice him come up behind him. He didn't know how to dance but he was a quick learner. He pulled Joey away from the other guy and spun him around he pulled his hips against his own and started to mimic the actions he studied while watching Joey dance. To say the least Joey was both extremely surprised and pleased. He smirked and moved his hips against Kaiba's, creating some wonderful friction. He felt Kaiba's hands on his waist. Kaiba was now panting slightly as he tried to match Joey's movements. Serenity was completely out of his mind along with any rational thought he had as he danced with Joey, only thinking about the need for more of his touch. Joey's hands traveled behind Kaiba, running up and down his back as he kept his eyes focused on Seto's beautiful blue orbs, which seemed clouded.

He wanted to really please Kaiba and make him just as lustful for him as he was for Kaiba. He turned around, pressing his ass back into Kaiba's groin area as he began to move his hips again in time with the music.

Kaiba snapped out of his little trance when Joey suddenly moved. He gasped slightly and grabbed onto Joey's hips when he pushed back against him, sending a wave of pleasure through him. He looked around panicked. He had never been in this position before. He felt Joey's grinding become harder and more erotic. He blinked, feeling light headed. He reached his hand up to his head, realize his nose started bleeding. He quickly pushed Joey away and hurried off to the restroom.

Joey turned around quickly after being pushed away. He didn't understand why but he figured that he screwed up big time. He cursed himself repeatedly in his head and then walked over to a table, holding his head ashamed. He couldn't believe he let himself go that far. This was his sister's boyfriend! Joey felt so guilty all of a sudden. Not to mention rejected. Kaiba must be so disgusted with him.

Kaiba walked into the bathroom, pushing past people to get to the sinks. He looked at his face, seeing that he did indeed get a nosebleed. He growled and then washed his face, feeling extremely embarrassed. Why did he do that? Joey wasn't really his boyfriend. He ran his hands through his hair, not knowing what to do. He felt so confused. He decided to blame it on the alcohol even though he only had two drinks. He sighed and walked back out after a while. He spotted Joey at one of the tables, looking upset. He debated on waiting longer before going up to him but Seto Kaiba was not a coward. He walked over slowly.

"Can we go now?" He said bluntly, hiding all of his emotions, which he found harder to do after having a few drinks.

After waiting for what seemed like forever Joey heard Seto's voice. He looked up quickly. Kaiba didn't sound pleased at all. He frowned and nodded.

"Y-yeah." As they left he bar they didn't hold hands or even look at each other. They got into the limo and rode in complete silence to Joey's apartment. When they arrived at his apartment Joey finally looked at Kaiba to say goodbye or something but Kaiba wasn't even looking at him. He sighed and opened the door, stepping out.

"You better walk me to my door or I'm taking points off." He said, trying to lighten the mood a little by talking. Kaiba got out after him, staying silent as he followed him up to his door. Joey fumbled with his keys to get the door unlocked. He turned to Seto as he opened the door.

"Wanna spend the night?" Joey asked seductively. Kaiba's eyes widened and he took a step back.

"What!" Kaiba yelled shocked. "No!" he yelled at him, balling his hands into fists as he glared at him. Joey laughed.

"Good! That's exactly what you should say if Serenity eva asks ya that!" Joey said. Kaiba blinked confused for a second before realizing it was another stupid test. Or was it? "You pass today's test, but there's another tomorrow." Joey said. He knew Kaiba probably wanted to cancel the whole thing but Joey just couldn't let him go yet. Kaiba gave a simple nod and leaned forward, placing a small kiss on the top of Joey's head just as he had done in the restaurant when he greeted her. Joey blushed as he walked back to his limo and drove away. Joey walked into his room and collapsing on the bed, letting out a long, aggravated sigh. Why did life have to be so complicated? Hopefully tomorrow would go better. He smiled a little.

Kaiba walked into his huge mansion, hearing his footsteps echo in the large empty house. He walked into his younger brother's room to check on him. Of course Mokuba was asleep. Kaiba shut the door and walked to his own room. He checked his phone, seeing that he had six missed calls, all from Serenity. He sighed and laid down on the bed, listening to the voicemails.

"Hey Seto, Its Serenity. I hope you're having fun with Joey! I just know you'll really impress him. You're the perfect boyfriend. Well I really miss you. Give me a call when you get home bye!"

"Hey Seto, Its Serenity again. Its getting kind of late I guess I'll just call you tomorrow... I love you... Bye."

She didn't bother to leave a message any of the other times. Kaiba sighed and groaned, placing his hand over his face. What had he gotten himself into?


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