The Boyfriend Test

Joey likes Seto. Seto wants to date Serenity. But Joey wont let him until he passes a few tests to see if he is a good boyfriend.

Rated M for a lemon in later chapters

I guess you guys might want Seto and Joey to end up together huh? Hehe I haven't decided what the end will be yet but I guess I'll make a quick change to make Duke and Tristan straight incase I have to pair Serenity up with one of them later on. Once again sorry I take a while to update!

The Group Date

The limo came to a stop in front of the game shop as Kaiba looked out the window with a dreaded look on his face. Joey looked back at him as he was getting out the door and smiled.

"Oh come on, it wont be dat bad." He said with a chuckle at the look on Kaiba's face. Kaiba narrowed his eyes.

"Seeing as how you and you're friends are a bunch of losers, yes, it will be unbearable…" He answered. Joey glared at him.

"Listen Kaiba, I'm not going to let ya come and insult my friends, leave if ya want but den you aint dating my sister, got it?" Joey threatened. Kaiba crossed his arms.

"Fine then lets get this over with…" He muttered. With that Joey grabbed his hand, still having a sour look on his face. Jeez, Kaiba had only been with him for the ride over and he already killed his mood. This guy was always so freakin miserable. Joey didn't understand how a guy so sexy, rich, famous, sexy, smart, skilled, and sexy could be so damn miserable all the time! It was driving him nuts. But he just couldn't help but want to at least try and make him smile, or yell at him, or show any kind of emotion towards him. He sighed and walked inside, smiling as soon as he saw his friends.

"Hey guys, we're here." He announced. Everyone was already there and their attention immediately averted to Kaiba standing there with Joey, holding his hand. Joey tried to explain the situation to them earlier but Yugi wasn't fooled. He knew Joey almost better then Joey knew himself. But he didn't interfere. He wouldn't dare do anything that would make Joey unhappy so he played along.

"Hey Joey, uh hey Kaiba…" Yugi greeted, trying to be cheerful.

"Well I'm outta here, you coming Duke?" Tristan said, standing up. They were the only two straight guys in the group. They had just come to see if what Joey was saying was true. And now seeing that it indeed was true, Tristan and Duke were both pissed. They had been trying to date Serenity way longer then him and now Mr. Rich and famous comes in and steals her, not fair.

"Yeah, see ya…" Duke said, getting up with Tristan and leaving.

Joey watched his good buddy and dice boy left with a huff. He looked back at the others. Yugi and his Yami had been together for quite some time now. When Yami got his own body Yugi told the former Pharaoh how much he meant to him and they have been inseparable ever since. Now Bakura and Ryou were a different story. Bakura seems to just use Ryou for a place to stay and someone to feed him. But Ryou insists they love each other, despite the many times Bakura has cheated on him with Marik. Well people do lose their rationalization when in love.

"So, what do you guys want to do today?" Ryou broke the silence cheerfully.

Atem sat there with his arm around his lover, glancing at Kaiba. He didn't like this situation at all. He could tell Joey liked Kaiba and he was just setting himself up for hurt. He sighed and looked over at Ryou and Bakura as Ryou asked what they should do. He still hated the thief for all the trouble he had caused and he didn't trust him but he didn't protest since Yugi seemed to enjoy these group dates.

"Well, since Kaiba's here I thought maybe we could go to Kaiba Land?" Yugi said sheepishly, smiling. Kaiba crossed his arms.

"So you want to use me to get in for free?" He concluded.

"No-" Yugi tried to defend.

"Basically." Bakura answered with a smirk. Kaiba rolled his eyes. Well it actually worked in his favor; if he had to put up with these dorks at least he could be in his own amusement park.

Everyone loaded into the limo, the couples sitting close to one another, well except for Kaiba and Joey.

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Joey grinned, pulling Kaiba to the front gates when they arrived. "This is going ta be awesome! You built one sweet park Seto." Joey said cheerfully, not letting go of the brunette's hand once they were inside the park. Kaiba smirked.

"Did you expect anything less." Joey rolled his eyes playfully.

"Yeah, yeah, big shot. Well, Lets go!" Joey said, excited. Kaiba let Joey pull him inside.

"So what first?" Yugi asked.

"The Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon Roller Coaster!" Bakura said with a smirk. Everyone agreed and they were soon off to the ride. Kaiba got them to the front of the ride and sat in the front seat. He looked back at Joey and smirked.

"Think you can handle this pup?" Joey sat next to him with a smirk of his own.

"I can, But I don't know 'bout you Seto. I can put my arm around ya if yer scared." He said, draping his arm over Kaiba while chuckling, which resulted in a quick jab to his ribs. Kaiba knew from Serenity how much that hurt. Joey coughed and pulled his arm back. "What da hell Seto? Hn that's gunna cost ya something or I'm deducting points… how about a kiss huh?" Kaiba looked at him like he was crazy.

"No way…" The ride started, brining them up high.

"You're gunna lose my sista if you don't…" He said, quite satisfied with the corner he backed Kaiba into. Kaiba resentfully leaned over to him slowly as the coaster stopped at the top. Suddenly they got to the top and dropped down, going incredibly fast. Kaiba leaned forward quickly, capturing Joey's lips in a kiss. He hadn't meant for it to be so heated or feel so good. His eyes closed, as did Joey's. They were pulled apart as they reached the bottom and swooped up onto another drop. Kaiba just stared at Joey, looking puzzled. It was a cute look, one that rarely appeared on the elder Kaiba's face. Joey's face was a bit redder and he was smiling, giggling almost as he looked back at Kaiba.

When Joey smiled it reminded him of Serenity. The two of them looked a lot alike. Kaiba put a mask back on over his emotions as he looked back forward. He wasn't paying any attention to what was happening, too lost in thought now. The ride ended and they all went to look at the pictures taken on the ride. Yugi was holding onto Yami for dear life. Bakura was screaming with his hand in the air as the other hand was holding Ryou. And of course the camera caught Kaiba and Joey's lip lock.

Bakura snickered.

Yami looked away disapprovingly. He wasn't looking forward to having to comfort his friend when Kaiba hurt him. And Yami was sure he would.

"Aww how cute. You should buy it…" Ryou said sweetly.

"Heh it is cute huh. I'll buy it." Joey said happily, looking over at Kaiba.

"Whatever…" He said and got it for Joey for free of course. As they walked away Joey looked at the picture and chuckled.

"Put it away already!" Kaiba growled at him. Joey rolled his eyes.

"Sheesh! Relax. Ok guys what next?" Joey said as he slid the picture into his coat pocket.

They went on every ride they could since Kaiba got them right to the front. Joey attempted to wrap his arm around Kaiba tons of times but was never successful. He finally settled with holding hands. The guy just wasn't very touchy feely. He should have known but that didn't mean he didn't crave to touch him.

"Hey! Look! The tunnel of love haha! Perfect!" Joey said obnoxiously, pointing to it. Everyone but Kaiba was happy about seeing it.

"No fucking way Wheeler…" He grumbled. Joey grabbed onto his one hand with both of his and tugged, trying to pull him along with all of them.

"Come… On… Grrr ugh… Seto!" He said, practically dragging him to the line and into the boat. With a thud they landed in the swan boat, making it rock and almost tip over. Many people were laughing at them. Kaiba crossed his arms, sitting, trying to look dignified despite being dragged into a love boat.

"This is stupid…" Kaiba finally said as they entered the tunnel. Joey scooted closer to him. This was perfect! Kaiba had nowhere to escape to now! After that first kiss he couldn't stand not having more! Joey smiled at him.

"Oh come on… we could make it fun… We're supposed to be on a date remember?" He said, leaning his face closer to the brunette's. Kaiba rose an eyebrow. To say this was tempting was an understatement. He had kissed Serenity before. Hell they've made out a few times but Joey's kiss was… just so different. Serenity's was sweet and gentle while Joey's was rebellious and fiery.

His lips parted slightly and he leaned in a bit too. Joey closed his eyes, waiting to feel Kaiba's lips. Before there was any contact Kaiba turned his head away like nothing was happening. Joey opened his eyes, blinking confused when there was no kiss. He looked rather disappointed.

"You're acting like this is a real date, not a test." Kaiba accused. Which for being someone as smart as him you think he would have figured this out already. He looked back at Joey, looking for an answer. Joey sat back abruptly.

"Whata ya talking about? Its just a…" He stopped, thinking about how he's been acting. He hasn't thought at all about Serenity all day. He was too focused on Kaiba. He could have smacked himself. He was losing it again. He had to stop. This wasn't supposed to be for him, but it was. He turned away from Kaiba, not knowing what to do anymore. Did he really care about him? Maybe he was just really desperate.

"Never mind. Anyway, don't plan anything for tomorrow. I want to take a break from this and see Serenity." He said.

"Huh? But you can't date her until you pass the test!" Joey said in almost a whine. Even Joey could tell that he said that because he was jealous, not because he cared about Serenity.

"I never said it was a date. I just said I wanted to see her." Kaiba said in a demanding tone that couldn't be argued with. He had to figure some things out. He smirked and turned towards Joey. "If I kiss you do I get to see her?" he asked with a smirk. The kiss got him out of losing earlier. Before Joey could answer he leaned closer, closing the gap between them and pressing his lips against Joey's. Joey's eyes widened and he responded quickly, lifting a hand to rest on Kaiba's chest as one of Kaiba's hands went behind his head and the other on his leg. Joey's eyes soon closed and he deepened the kiss. He was surprised to feel Kaiba's tongue trying to pry into his mouth. He opened his mouth and greeted Kaiba's tongue with his own. Just as they were getting really into it they heard whistles and hollering. They broke apart to see the ride had finished and there were the guys waiting for them and watching. They all laughed. Kaiba pulled away quickly, whipping the other man's saliva off of his lips before getting off of the boat. Joey blushed and hit his forehead. They just had to waste the first half of the ride talking damn it. He got out after Kaiba and grabbed his hand as they walked over to the group.

"So you guys had fun?" Yugi said with a giggle. Kaiba rolled his eyes and Joey just chuckled a little.

"Lets go…" Kaiba said, looking away from the group.

Joey talked with his friends as they rode in the limo to drop each of them off home. Finally it was just Kaiba and Joey. They arrived at Joey's place and Kaiba walked him to the door once again.

"So… I'm seeing Serenity tomorrow…" He said. He would never admit to asking permission but he was saying to so Joey could say it wont break their deal.

"Hmm I don't know…" Joey started. Kaiba pushed Joey back against the door and kissed him hard, because of his own desires and the fact that he knew Joey liked it. Either the blond did like him, or he was just a fantastic kisser. He thought the latter was more probable.

"Fine… But if you touch her!" He said threateningly.

"Hmph, jealous much?" Kaiba teased. He didn't see how jealous Joey really was. Joey gasped and looked completely off guard. His face got red.

"T- wh- nu-What?! No of course not!" He stammered stubbornly. Kaiba chuckled and let go of him.

"Yeah ok…" he said sarcastically and walked back to his limo.

Review! I hope you liked it! I'll try to get another chapter out in a week or so...