Author's Note: I don't know if it did or not but it seemed like this chapter took longer to post. I kept getting writer's block for Edward's Pov so his is a little shorter than usual. So sorry if it took longer and about Edward's Pov. R&R.
CHAPTER 14
EDWARD'S POV
Emmett and I were standing in the front yard laughing at Bella who was now sleep walking up the stairs. I thought we were going to die of laughter when I heard cars honking. I looked back to see what they were honking at. I saw people laughing and pointing at Emmett. I looked over to see that Emmett was standing there in his boxers. Now I was on the ground laughing.
"Hey Em, nice boxers!" I laughed harder.
Yup this was it I was defiantly going to die of laughter. I can see the headlines now; BOY 18 DIES OF LAUGHING FIT IN THE CHIEF OF POLICE'S FRONT YARD. This threw me into a new fit of hysterics. Emmett just blushed and ran inside to put some pants on.
I had managed to calm down and collect myself by the time Emmett came back outside. I had opened my mouth about to tease him when we heard a scream. We both jumped and looked towards the second floor. I didn't see anything and then I heard another scream. WAIT! That didn't sound like Bella's scream.
JASPER'S POV
Alice and I were now on her bed, and had calmed down a bit. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs and then a thud. Alice jumped as did I. Then we heard footsteps coming down the hall towards her room.
Alice looked at me worriedly. We both had thought someone had broken into the house and I looked around for something to hit the robber with. I grabbed the lamp from the bed stand and hid behind the door. Alice hid in the closet trying to 'protect' her clothes.
I grasped the lamp more tightly and the door flew open and smacked me in the face. So much for defending us now I have a black eye. I heard Alice scream and grab the lamp. I got my eyesight back in focus and realized it was Bella. Alice reached back and was about to hit her in the head.
"WAIT! ALICE NOOOO!!!! IT'S BELLA!!!!" I screamed as loud as I could.
She turned and looked at me and then Bella. She looked back at me and tossed me the lamp. I just barely caught it.
Bella started walking towards me. I started to worry and freak out. Did she already know? Who told her? Rosalie? I couldn't kill Rose because by the time I got to her I would be dead.
"Bella look I can explain. Well actually no I can't but still I NEED TO LIVE!!!!" My voice raised about 8 octaves.
She kept coming towards me and I was about to scream again when I noticed something. Bella's eyes weren't open. How the hell did she get here then?! She must be more klutzy when she's awake than when she's asleep. She kept coming towards me.
She was taking just one step at a time. That's when I noticed it. She was wrapped in blanket carrying…office supplies?! Did I even want to know what the hell she was doing? I thought about that for a second and decided I probably didn't.
She was almost to me and I kept backing up. I thought I could make an escape but I hit the wall. There went that plan. Alice was on her bed laughing hysterically at the sight. I personally didn't think it was that funny.
ALICE'S POV
What the hell was Bella doing?! She just kept walking towards Jasper wrapped in a blanket and carrying office supplies. Oh well it was funny as hell so why not enjoy it? I was laughing hysterically on my bed when the doorbell rang. Since Jasper was trapped I went downstairs and answered it.
"Oh hey, Emmett, Edward!" I said clearly still excited. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I wonder what she's doing now. Whatever it is I'll bet it's funny. And no one ever bets against me.
"Hey Alice, is Bella still acting out her dream?" Edward asked. I nodded and lead them upstairs to the scene.
By the time we got up there Bella was now right in front of Jasper with the office supplies in one hand and Jasper's hand in another. That made me furious. What the hell was she thinking trying to steal my man? I mean he's about to be a father for god's sake. I was ready to kill her right then and there. But it got worse.
She started smiling and then talking! I was even more furious now. Bella was going to die today. I started listening to what she was saying.
"I do." She said smiling, giggling, and blushing.
My eyes went wide with horror and my mouth dropped to the floor. I couldn't believe what she had just said. Jasper had turned an awful pale color. He looked whiter than the guy who looked EXACTLY like him in the vampire movie we saw last fall. I think it was called Twilight, but I don't remember it wasn't that great, there were too many look a likes in it.
"What did she just say?" Emmett said stuttering and turning to face Edward,
"SHE DOES WHAT NOW?!" Edward yelled. Now he was red. I've NEVER in my whole entire life seen anything as red as Edward was.
Now what was she doing? Oh. My. God. Was she doing what I think she was doing? I think she was. UNBELIEVEABLE! Asleep or not she was about to get her ass kicked!
BELLA'S POV
It seemed like it took forever to make it down the LONG aisle. But when I finally made it I couldn't have been happier. Charlie sat down next to Renee who was already crying. She had told me earlier that she was happy for me and that she wished me the best of luck in the future.
Now I was standing at the altar with Edward smiling and holding his hand. This truly was the best day of my life. The minister ran through the ceremony very quickly, and before I knew it, it was my turn to say I do. I smiled as I said it and then giggled and blushed.
Edward was smiling more than ever. He looked as if he was a three year old who just went to the toy's r' us in New York. That was place was HUGE! I only knew because we had to take Emmett for there for his 15th birthday. Yes I did say 15th something about the newest Polly Pockets being in or something. I really didn't care.
When the minister said "You may now kiss the bride" we both leaned in and kissed each other. It was like heaven on earth. I had never experienced anything like that kiss. There weren't enough words in the world to explain it. We just kept kissing paying attention to nothing or no one else.
I had actually forgotten we were standing in front of a room full of people until Emmett jumped up and shouted, "Hey Bells, do you mind continuing this later? I'm hungry and you're ruining my appetite."
At the same time I heard Charlie clear his throat. Everyone in the room laughed as Edward and I pulled away. I blushed and let out a laugh myself as did Edward. It wasn't that embarrassing until afterwards when I had to dance with Charlie and he brought it up. Now that was embarrassing.
Author's Note: So what did you think? I couldn't resist something had to happen to poor Jasper so I gave him a black eye. Which POV did you like more? It's a tossup between Jasper and Alice's POV on which I more fun writing. I hoped you liked it and as always R&R.
