Author's Note: Okay wonderful readers I have to put a warning on this chapter. CAUTION LOTS OF HYPERNESS!!!!

If you're wondering about that well let's just say there's more to a sock drawer than just socks. LOL!!!

CHAPTER 15

EDWARD'S POV

What the hell was Bella doing? She walked all the way from my room, down the hall, down the stairs, out the door, into her house, up the stairs, and into her room. Now she was holding Jasper's hand. I felt like I was going to explode when she said I do. Now she was doing something even worse.

Yes now she was kissing him. If I didn't explode then I sure did now. I went straight to the wall and punched it. I also accidently broke their lamp. Oops. No one seemed to noticed so I'll just blame it on Emmett. I'll just convince him that he did do it and he'll believe it. Emmett was so stupid it wasn't even funny.

No one was stopping her and she kept getting more intense. Why the fuck wasn't Jasper pulling away? This was endless! Why was she doing this to me? This was pure torture. I punched something. I heard someone screech.

"Oops sorry Emmett!" Well now his other eye is black. I laughed a little that was funny. The tension in the room seemed to lighten when I did that. Before I knew it Alice was laughing too. And then apparently Emmett was hungry because he decided to yell out that he was.

"Hey Bells, do you mind continuing this later? I'm hungry and you're ruining my appetite." Alice cracked up again. Boy her emotions were in a loop lately. And leave it to Emmett to tell Bella to continue this later. I just shook my head and punched him again. It felt good punching Emmett, now I know why Bella kept punching him this morning.

Bella pulled away, blushed, and laughed, yet still asleep. Alice started laughing again and fell on the floor. I still didn't get what was so funny. Then Bella started walking towards Alice, Emmett, and I. She walked over to Alice and kissed her cheek. What the hell? Then she kept walking towards me and Emmett. We glanced at each other with worried expressions.

ALICE'S POV

I was mad as hell when Bella kissed Jasper. I wanted to kill her if only Emmett didn't break the lamp. That was going to be my murder weapon. Oh well I could always find something else. It should be easy around here just as soon as Charlie got home.

I almost didn't wait until Charlie got home to kill her when she started kissing Jasper more intensely but then Edward punched Emmett and that was it. I was in hysterics. There was no stopping me now. I could barely breathe.

Then Emmett had to go and shout, "Hey Bells, do you mind continuing this later? I'm hungry and you're ruining my appetite." That really set me off. I was laughing so hard I fell to the floor, pretty hard if I do say so myself, but I still couldn't stop laughing.

Then when Bella started walking towards the three of us OMG that was hilarious. Then when she kissed my cheek OMFG I thought I was going to die of lack of oxygen. I have no idea what she's about to do now. If only I could see the future that would come in handy a lot of the time. But now she's just walking towards Emmett and Edward.

Emmett looks like he's about to pee his pants. Again. OMG when I found out Emmett peed his pants at night until he was 16 I about died. I actually think Bella and Rosalie started planning a funeral for me. But now it wasn't half as funny as then but for some reason I was extremely hyper!

OMJ (jasper) BELLA JUST PUNCHED EMMETT!!!! I was on for another round of hysterics. I was curled up on the floor laughing and clutching my side, trying to gasp for air. I opened my eyes in time to see Bella pulling Edward out the door. We heard a thud and went running.

We thought Bella had fallen down the stairs but nope we were wrong. It was completely opposite. Bella was pulling Edward down the stairs and HE fell down the stairs. I started laughing again, and Jasper went back to my room and came back with a sign. It was the sign that everyone made me in elementary school. It said 'CAUTION HPYER PIXIE'. He draped it over my neck and I started laughing again.

EMMETT'S POV

What is it with everyone hitting me today?! I mean first Bella comes over and beats the shit out of me, then Edward punched me twice, and then Bella punches me again, and I think Rosalie and Alice wanted to hit me too. Why oh why did I break that lamp? I was really hungry and Bella was ruining my appetite with that kiss. I told her that too, which resulted in getting punched TWICE!

Alice was getting VERY hyper and I have no idea why. Ooooh I want a sub. Wait why was I talking to myself again!? Oh well anyway Alice was EXTREMELY HYPER!!!! Especially after Edward fell down the stairs. That was fucking hilarious I mean seriously I thought Bells fell down again but no, this time it was Mr. Perfect, Edward Cullen. So resulting in a more hyper Alice, Jasper had to go get the sign we all made her in 4th grade that said, 'CAUTION HYPER PIXIE'.

It explained her well too. But it made me think. I want a pixie stick! What's better than a stick full of sugar? NOTHING! I want a pixie stick sooo bad!!!! I wonder if Alice has any. I'll bet she does.

"Hey Alice do you have any pixie sticks?" I asked, not paying attention to Jasper who was waving his hands in back of her head.

"Ooooh yeah!" She yelled. "Come on!" She said signaling me to follow her with her hands.

She led me to her sock drawer where underneath all of her socks were TONS of pixie sticks and candy bars. I grabbed about 30 pixie sticks and 5 candy bars. Alice on the other hand grabbed more like 50 pixie sticks and 15 candy bars. I'm defiantly leaving before she gets even more hyper.

We shoved them all into our mouths, and I forgot to leave. Jasper on the other hand ran out of the room screaming. Alice and I started running around like crazy. I felt like I was high and drunk at the same time. I think Alice was about 100 xs worse than that. I felt the urge to leave but I didn't I just kept running around and breaking stuff.

Author's Note: I warned you. Alice was extremely hyper and she and Emmett got high on pixie sticks. If you didn't like that I'm sorry to say that it continues in the next chapter. It's just WAY too much fun to write. So as always Review!