Author's Note: Sorry to keep you waiting, but I'm very busy lately. My birthday is coming up, as is school, and my family's annual vacation. So please don't be mad if I don't post as often, I will try my best to keep posting. Thanks to all my wonderful readers for understanding. This chapter has some laughs in it I think, so as always R&R. Oh and the link to the Cullen's new car should be on my profile soon =D

CHAPTER 16

ESME'S POV

I was in the kitchen baking brownies, debating whether or not to tell the kids that I know their secrets. I thought about it for a minute and decided that I should ask Carlisle. I clued him in earlier when Edward was still unconscious. He wasn't too thrilled about it, and frankly neither was I, but what was done was done, and we have to accept that fact.

"Carlisle dear, do you think we should…" I was cut off by one of by one of my darling sons screaming. Was it the smart one, the oddly emotional one, or the one that I accidently dropped on his head as a baby?

"AHHHHH THE PIXIE AND THE BEAR ARE HIGH AGAIN!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!" He had screamed.

It was defiantly the oddly emotional one. Don't get me wrong, I loved all my sons more than anything in the world. But they were all very strange, especially Emmett. I knew I shouldn't have tried to hold the huge bear and Edward at the same time.

"Jasper what happened now?" I asked never looking away from the brownie mixture I was stirring in the bowl. Surely it couldn't have been that bad. And if it was screw the damn brownies we need to get far, far, far away from here.

"ITS HORRIBLE MOM!!!!!! EMMETT ATE 30 PIXIE STICKS AND 5 CANDY BARS!!!!!!!!! AND ALICE… OH ALICE. SHE ATE ABOUT 50 PIXIE STICKS AND 15 CANDY BARS!!!!!!!!!" He yelled clearly out of breath.

I dropped the spoon in my hand, and gave Carlisle a worried expression. He gave me one right back. If it is truly this bad, I'll have to call Charlie and tell him I'm taking Bella and Rosalie to Disneyland for the weekend, and that he might want to stay at our house while all damages are being repaired. I think that sounded like a good plan to me.

"Jasper, lock the doors and windows, grab your coat, and pack a suitcase, were going out of town for the weekend. Carlisle, go tell Rose and Bella what's happened and what we're doing, and that we'll stop and get them new clothes on the way, and pack a suitcase. I'll book the hotel room and tickets, and pack my suitcase. Now, GO, GO, GO!!!!" I yelled the last part. If we wanted to get out of this alive, we would need to be gone within the hour.

ROSALIE'S POV

I was woken out of my peaceful dream to someone telling me to get up. Ugh! It must have been Emmett. I swear he would pay for this later! And I will be damn sure that happens.

"Just five more minutes Em." I half groaned half begged.

"Rose, its Carlisle you need to wake up it's an emergency and if you don't wake up there's a good chance we might die."

What die?! What the hell was he talking about? We might die if I don't wake up?! Yeah right!

"Mmm is there a fire?" I asked. There were only a couple possibilities.

"No." He replied.

"Is a storm coming?" The last possibility that crossed my mind.

"No." He said once again.

"Then I'm going back to sleep." I said as I tossed over onto my side. There was no other possibilities in which would cause us to die, if I didn't wake up.

"Rose come on." He begged, one last time. "Emmett and Alice have gotten high again and we absolutely need to leave now!!!!" He said.

My eyes flew open, whenever they were high was bad enough. But when they were high together, well that was like having a hurricane, a tornado, and lightning strike your house in the same day.

"I'm up, what's the plan, where are we going this time?!" I said running my words together and throwing off the blanket finding my shoes.

"Well were going to stop at the store and get you and Bella some clothes for the weekend. Jasper is locking the windows and doors and packing his bag, while Esme is making arrangements for somewhere in California, most likely Disney Land."

My eyes widened. "That far, is it really that bad?!" He nodded slowly. "My house?" I was almost afraid to ask. He nodded once more. "Ugh! It looks like I'm moving for a while." I said rolling my eyes. Could this day get any worse. I soon got the answer to that question.

JASPER'S POV

"Ahhhhh!!! The high ones are coming the high ones are coming!!!" I yelled, as I locked the last of the doors and windows.

Soon enough Emmett and Alice were running towards the window I had just locked and Alice ran face first into it. Her face was smashed up against the window as she slowly slid down. Emmett was next; he was much ugly smashed against the window than Alice was.

If you would've told me one week ago, that Alice was going find out she's pregnant and start running around high on candy with my brother, causing us to go all the way to California. I would've laughed in your face. Now I know that you would've been dead serious and giving me a much needed warning. This was crazy.

I shut the curtains and ran to pack my bag. I decided I would help my father out and wake Bella up. She woke up surprisingly easily, and she didn't even try to kiss me this time. I quickly explained the game plan and she ran down the stairs. Of course being Bella, she tripped a few times, but she was alright.

BELLA'S POV

I woke up in a bed, to Jasper telling me that his brother and my sister were high again. Apparently we had Rose and I had to get new clothes as we were going to California for the weekend. As soon as Jasper said it was that far, I grabbed my shoes and ran down the stairs. Well actually fell down them, but I was alright, nothing broke this time.

Esme, Carlisle and Jasper threw their bags in the new car they just recently gotten. It was a Chrysler Jeep Patriot. It was really quite nice, it was surf blue pearl in color, with black leather seats inside. It fit their bags perfectly and still had room for mine and Rosalie's. All the seats were filled with Carlisle and Esme in front, and Jasper, Rosalie, and I in back. We went to mall and just grabbed the first matching outfits we found and a stuck them in the back of the Patriot, or Emily as Jasper like to call it.

Esme drove to the airport where we left Emily and got on a plane to L.A. We were all talking on the plane and laughing when I remembered something. Oh my god! I think I just killed my boyfriend.

My face went pale and I stared straight ahead as I said, "Guys, I think we forgot something."

"What's that Bells? Rose asked laughing still from whatever joke Jasper just told.

"Edward." That was all I had to say before all of their faces looked like mine. Yup, I was pretty sure I was single, for the first time since seventh grade when Edward asked me out.