The color drained from Hota's face as he looked up and saw Sasuke standing in the door way. Sasuke looked down at the two boys on the couch and hesitantly asked "Umm…….Am I interrupting something?" Naruto pushed Hota off of him as they scrambled to put (what was left of) their shirts back on. Sasuke slowly made his way over to the couch and sat down between Naruto and Hota. "What are you doing here?" Hota asked while still trying to find the missing piece of his shirt. "Well I came to check on Hinata, but I'm guessing she's not here?" Sasuke replied awkwardly sitting back in his seat.
The silence became deafening as Naruto rocked back and forth in his seat like a crack addict cut off from his stash, Hota played with the rips in his shirt and Sasuke nervously rubbed his hands in the legs of his pants suddenly noticing that Naruto's pants were still unbuttoned. Hota began to get ideas and shyly asked "Soooo………………do you want to join in?" Sasuke looked at him confused, wondering what to say, and then finally decided that it could be fun. Sasuke turned to Naruto, hesitated for a moment, then pinned him to the couch and kissed him softly. "Do You…….Know….. How Long….. I've Waited…… To Do This" his low mellow voice managed to squeal out between kisses. Naruto eyes were wide with surprised, but he soon gave in and slowly began removing Sasuke's shirt. Sasuke ran his tongue down Naruto's neck making him let out a loud squeal. Hota sat back on the couch, enjoying watching Naruto and Sasuke slowly strip eachother.
Meanwhile in the Hokage's study……………………..
Tsunade had just finished chasing Jiraya from her window, for the third time, when she got a farfetched idea. Her voice rang out through the entire building as she bellowed for Shizune. In her usual unenthusiastic tone, Tsunade asked "Shizune, will you bring me all the medical books you can find on facial reconfiguration?" Shocked, Shizune replied "But Lady Tsunade, there are no injured shinobi, especially not one with facial injuries." Tsunade smirked and said "I know Shizune; this is for my personal gain."Shizune's eye twitched. She hesitated, then asked "Lady Tsunade I know that look, what are you planning to do?" Before sending Shizune on her way Tsunade said "Don't look so worried Shizune, it's just a harmless jutsu, if I do it right………"
Naruto's attention switched to Hota for a second, who began to giggle at Sasuke's squealing(which he quickly changed to a moan). He reached out and pulled Hota in to him, nibbled on his ear a bit, then turned his attention back to Sasuke. Naruto squirmed and moaned, as Sasuke's hand roamed wildly over his body, even to parts where he didn't think they could. When Sasuke's hands made their way up his inner thigh, Naruto's squirming landed him and Sasuke directly on the floor.
Outside the door, Sakura and Ino's ears were pressed against the door listening to the squeals and moans. Sakura paced back and forth trying to figure out what was going on behind the door. After five minutes, Ino had enough. Ino glared and Sakura and said "Sakura you idiot, they're in there HAVING SEX!!" Sakura's face turned blue as she screamed "OMG! WITH HINATA! That's so gross! Why her and not us!?" Ino shook her and said "I don't know, but I'm not gonna just stand here and listen. And besides I have a better idea." Ino grabbed Sakura by the wrist and dragged her up the street.
Shizune stumbled into the Hokage's study with her arms over flowing with books, a second set strapped to her back, and two more sets strapped to her waist. Shizune dropped the books on the floor, sighed, and said "Here's all the books on facial reconstruction ever made, all 138 of them." Tsunade combed through the books like a mad woman, jotting down anything that she found useful, while Shizune sat in a chair in the corner, falling asleep. After a few hours, Tsunade suddenly shouted, "Ah ha……. I finally found what I was looking for!" Shizune jumped up, yawned, and wiped the drool from her chin. Tsunade glared at her and said "Shizune where you sleeping this entire time?" As Tsunade pretended not to notice Jiraya slowly moving closer, she said to Shizune (in a rather rude tone) "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to get done." Shizune left the room, but not before giving Tsunade her "I don't trust you" glare.
Jiraya took full advantage of Shizune leaving. He jumped through the window, licked his lips, and said to Shizune "Now that the help is gone, do you wanna play a little game with me?" "Sure", Tsunade replied, "but first……." Jiraya was stunned but intrigued; he put a grin on his face and glided towards her. Tsunade's seductive smile quickly changed into a disgusted frown. She gave him one right hook to the face, knocking him out instantly. She layed him on the table and called for Shizune. Shizune walked in and glanced over at Jiraya, not the least surprise. "Shizune get a stretcher, its jutsu time……."
Shikamaru and Choji walked down the street, still staring at the letters they found taped to their doors. As they got closer and closer to the ramen shop, Choji got more and more excited, imagining all the different kind of ramen his mystery person would buy him. Shikamaru on the other hand was still hung up on the fact that he really REALLY didn't feel like leaving his house today. They reached to the ramen shop and were startled by the fact that it was all locked up. Shikamaru looked around a little, said "Oh well", and turned to walk away, when all of a sudden the door to the ramen shop slowly creeped open. Shikamaru and Choji walked in slowly trying to find the light switch. Suddenly, the lights flickered on, and the two menacing figures in the corner became very clear…………..