A/N: And, thanks to the generous reviewers who actually reviewed in a day, I have been motivated to review! –in an undertone- Oh! The painfulness of reviewing!

…..-normal voice- On with the fanfic! –sweatdrop-

Two Obsessions

Lee span the bottle.

The fateful top of judgement landed on Chouji. It didn't bother him and he munched the chips like crazy.

"uh….Chouji?" Lee said, raising one eyebrow. "It's your turn."

"Huh? OH MY GOD!" Chouji staggered backwards, flinging the innocent almost empty crisp wrapper high in the air. Shikamaru sitting behind him caught it. "And thus, I eat and enjoy." He said gloatingly while snacking away.

"Truth or Dare?" Lee asked.

"…..Truth."

"WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE PICKING TRUTH!"

"Two people, Lee." Neji muttered, coughing obviously.

Lee's eyes became shifty.

"Why did you start overfeeding yourself? I mean, jeez, all anime characters that exist are thin because they're easier to draw."

"Because….because…..OH IT'S TERRIBLE!" he started sobbing. "Hachi Mamezoki started…..teasing….me….because….I was THIN! Now he's teasing me because……I'm FAHAHAHAHAAAAAT!" Chouji lamented.

Kankurou muttered, "Yeah, 'cause you overdid your quest for acknowledgement."

Ino sweatdropped. "Chouji, you're meant to be fat for your ninjutsu."

Chouji looked up from his wailing. "Am I? OHOHOHOHOHOOHOOOOO!" he cried.

Everyone looked at Chouji to spin the bottle. "I'll take it." Temari said. She span it.

It landed on Neji.

"Dare." He said before she could ask him.

Temari's eyes bugged. "Uh……"

The truth was, Temari had loads of ideas for a truth, but she wasn't expecting a dare. Obviously boys weren't as cowardly as she thought they were, especially since she was only counting on one….certain….boy as an example.

She had an idea.

"Ah…..hokay. Tenten has told me that she watches you watching tv every week but at different times. Apparently you drool, clap your hands, stamp your feet and cheer. I dare you to tell me what you watched."

Neji's eyes widened. "NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

All of the audience was intrigued. Tenten sat back down, having finished whispering into Temari's ear.

Naruto said hesitantly, "….It's a dare, Neji."

"I watch Top of the Pops."

Everyone breathed a sigh of boredom. "Only that? How troublesome."

"Hey, that's my line!"

"Shut up."

"IT'S NOT ONLY THAT!" Neji roared. Everyone stopped their argument with the pineapple-head and looked at him, intrigued. Chakra was flowing out of Neji whilst he grimaced unattractively.

"IT'S NOT ONLY THAT! I ONLY WATCH…..TOP OF THE POPS WITH THE BOYS ON!"

Everyone's eyes widened to the size of saucer plates. The girls staged a domino collapse, with TenTen on the top. The boys did….another collapse with Lee on top.

Neji pompously stood there, expecting praise and wonder. Well, from the boys anyway.

"…..YOU…..GAY FREAK!"

Neji stood there, alarmed. "Tenten, I thought you would be more considerate. I was ACTUALLY thinking of missing Top Of The Pops for once in a while and go straight and date you. Now I realise that boys ARE the way to live on."

Tenten slapped her head at her own (not really) romantic stupidity. "…..SHUT UP, YOU HOMOSEXUAL …….THING!"

Kankurou flicked his head. "Can it be my turn to suggest a dare to someone?"

Neji looked back. "We don't even know who it's gonna be! Idiot."

Kankurou grinned manically. "Oh, I do, homo."

The span bottle with the sand particles acting as magnets pointed to, as he hoped, Gaara.

Gaara flicked his red hair away. "Dare. I don't have anything to reveal. Even if I do reveal something, I'm gonna kill everyone so what. In your face." He did the "in your face" action.

"Then kindly show us your summoned form."

Gaara widened his eyes. "Please, no, older brother, PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL DO YOUR CHORES FOR….A WEEK!

Kankurou smirked. "Inviting, but no. Otherwise….I'll ask you to do…..a chicken dance. "

Gaara gulped and his Adam's Apple bobbed out like a ping-pong ball. "Ok….." his voice shivered. He cut his thumbs and made the seals.

"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!"

Intoxicating smoke filled the room and swirled around everyone. They gasped as a terrible murderous intent flared up on the stage.

…

A giant killer bunny rabbit loomed up, his front oversized teeth shining with blood and strawberry-flavoured toothpaste. It hissed at the audience.

Everyone stood still, in mock awe. Then Sasuke broke the silence with a twitch and a remark saying, "Oh god! It's Gai-sensei!"

Everyone looked closely at the rabbit. Indeed it had immature eyes and bushes with black food colouring for eyebrows.

The teeth sparkled.

"Hey, Gaara, I went to the society for badly behaved animals for counselling and would you believe it, MANDA WAS THERE HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN! HE WAS WAVING HIS TAIL CRAZILY! Oh well, you're worse when you're having hayfever. Who are these guys, Beetroot-head?"

"I TOLD you not to call me that! These are my…..allies."

"ALLIES!" he said menacingly.

Everyone took out their shurikens and got into battle pose.

"I'M SO PROOOOUD OF YOU!" he cried and hugged Gaara. "WE ARE IN THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH AND YOUR….ALLIES….HAVE JOINED YOU!

Sakura twitched. "So…much…..like….Gai….."

Kiba tentatively walked forward. "Um….I thought you were a kill-"

"GAH! PUPPY! GEDAWAYFROMMEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE!" the killer bunny said while stamping the innocent dog tamer hysterically.

Gaara walked forward with a sigh.

"Cleese-" he began but stopped with the suspicious glances that everyone was giving him. Well, almost everyone.

"Just a random guess…but are you obsessed with Monty Python?"

"..No."

"Huh?" Shino huh'ed.

"I'm obsessed with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Best film ever. Also obsessed with candy floss."

One more suspicious glare was added to the audience.

"Ignoring the candyfloss," Gaara drawled. "Cleese, here," he indicated to the twitching bunny mutilating Kiba. "is my summoned form. I summoned him by accident when I was going through a phase. Ever since, he imitated the first person he saw."

"But wasn't the first person who he saw you?"

"….Like I said, I was going through a phase."

"YOU IMITATED GAI---"

"Shut UP, Naruto."

He span the bottle while Cleese disappeared in a hiss of wind.