A/N: I know it's been forever!! School has really taken a toll on things I just transferred to a new school and it's a lot different from my old school. So I promise that if you guys review and give me your ideas, compliments, criticism, anything I will take it all into consideration and I promise that I will try to use at least one idea in the upcoming chapters. I know where I want to take this story and I'm already making plans for a sequel. So pretty please with sprinkles and Edward on top review!

CHAPTER 20

ALICE'S POV

I rolled my eyes 'Meet the Trouble Makers' I swear he's almost as stupid as Emmett. If we're gonna make a show it's gonna star Edward, Emmett, and Jasper and it's gonna be a remake of the three stooges. I grabbed my purse, keys, and phone and headed to my car. I hopped in the driver's seat and waited for Edward. Five minutes later and he still wasn't in the car. I honked my horn and nothing, I finally gave up went back in the house grabbed Edward by his ear and pulled him out to the car.

"Hey what was that for?!" He whined rubbing his ear.

"Well I wasn't going to wait for a year and neither was our family you ding dong!"

I grabbed my cell and called the number on the news.

"Hello?!" A very high pitched nasally voiced answered. "This is Lauren with the California State Police Department how may I help you?"

"Yeah hi, I'm calling about the Swans and Cullens" I answered very annoyed just by the sound of her voice.

"I'm sorry miss but I'll have to transfer you threw to Jessica please hold." The lady answered I felt like screaming, 'I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HOLD!'

"Hello? Please hold we're having some trouble with one of our newest inmates." The woman who I'm guessing was Jessica said.

I sighed and heard a voice in the background, "LET ME GO!!! I SAID LET ME GO!!! YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN THERE WITH HIM!! LET ME GO!!!!" I knew that voice anywhere. "BELLA?!" I yelled into the phone. Edward's head snapped up towards me.

"Bella!? Let me talk to her!" Edward said reaching for the phone like a 3 year old and a cookie jar. I ignored him and waited for Jessica to come back on the phone.

"Hello? I'm Jessica with the California State Police Department how may I help you?" The woman sounded like she was out of breath.

"Yeah hi, I'm calling about the Swans and Cullens and got put through to you. I was told you could help me." I said as politely as possible considering Bella had probably just beaten the shit out of her.

"Oh good god! You know them? Please tell me you're going to bail them out!!" She begged. Wow maybe I will tease her a bit.

"On a few conditions." I stated. "One you have to let me talk to whoever I tell you to put on the phone. Two the bail must be lowered to my cost. And if you don't do these then I could always call my father the chief of police and he would probably leave them in there for at least a month." This probably wasn't true but if it meant I get to have fun then shall be it.

"Alright who do you want to talk to first?" She asked. I looked over at Edward who was still acting like a 3 year old grabbing for the phone and I decided I would talk to Jasper just to make him mad.

BELLA'S POV

"LET ME GO!"I shouted repeatedly. This bitch was making me mad. I did nothing wrong! Why am I even here in the first place? Oh yeah that's right because my sister and my boyfriend's brother had to go and eat sugar! I'm going to kill them when we get home… if we ever get home. And then I'm going to kill Jasper for multiple reasons.

"YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN THERE WITH HIM!!!" I shouted. Unless they wanted to walk away and find a dead body when they got back they did NOT want to put me and Jasper in the same jail cell. In fact that was the last thing they wanted. But they stuck us all in cells. I was in a cell with Jasper and Rosalie and Esme and Carlisle were in the cell next to us. That was a BIG mistake on their part.

I was about to punch Jasper when one of the women who stuck me in this dump came into sight. "Mr. Jasper Cullen you have a phone call." She said. God was he lucky that whoever it was called when they did. Jasper's face was filled with relief and love for ever the mystery caller was. He exited the cell and I walked over to a very emotional Rosalie.

"Aw don't cry Rose. I know what will make you feel better." I said trying to soothe her. She started sniffling and more water works flowed from her eyes. "Rose it's going to be alright. I'll bet you any money that the person who called for Jasper is Alice and she's calmed down and on her way to bail us out." She kept crying.

"But…Bells…what about…Edward…what if…they never… found him…or worse…what if…they did…" She said in between sniffles and by the end was sobbing and I was furious. If they laid so much as a finger on my boyfriend I would kill them more than I was already going to.

"Rose listen. I was going to wait to kill them until after the babies were born but if they so much as laid a finger on Edward I will kill them so fast they won't see tomorrow." I said. She laughed, it was amazing that a threat could make her laugh her pregnant ass off but something that may not have even happened made her cry till her eyes fell out.

JASPER'S POV

Thank the lord someone called for me!!! I was truly blessed. I knew that there was a reason that I was supposed to live. I have no idea what the reason is yet but there it stood. I am meant to live! I will keep reminding myself of that until the day Bella does kill me.

"Hello?" I spoke into the receiver of the outdated phone. I wondered who it was and then a high-pitched pixie like voice answered. There was only one person in the world with that voice.

"JAZZY!" Alice yelled blowing out my eardrum. Well I may have been meant to live but apparently I wasn't meant to hear.

"Nice to talk to you too Darling'." I said with a southern accent I had picked up when we visited some relatives in North Carolina a couple years ago.

"Jasper Louis Cullen!" She shouted into the phone. I knew she was pissed at me. She only uses my middle name when I'm in deep shit and it's still only happened once before. "What the hell have you done now!?" She shouted again. At this point I wasn't so happy to be alive anymore.

"Alice listen we're all fine we just had a little…misunderstanding." I lied if it was misunderstanding then it was a HUGE misunderstanding. "I'll tell you about it when we get home." I knew we talk about for a LONG time after that. I also knew that when we did talk about it that I should probably be prepared and wear a cup, a helmet, and probably even bubble wrap.

"You can bet your ass that we're going to talk about it when you get home! I don't even want to know what you did that was sooo bad that you got the whole family arrested." Again I say she is PISSED! If there's one thing I know it's NOT to piss off a pregnant woman. Yet I had done it anyways and now I'm screwed for the rest of my life.

A/N: I had some of the best reviews this time. I want to personally thank crazykgirl9 for making me laugh sooo hard that water almost flew out my nose. I haven't made it a point to reply to my reviews but I'm going to change that starting with my next review. There were a couple questions that I wanted to answer to make sure there's no confusion though.

Q. Wait. Wasn't Bella pregnant?

A. No. In Edward's dream they had a baby but the dreams will come back into the story later bit by bit. If you read it carefully you will notice that their married when they have their first kid and in Bella's dream it was about 5 years later when they get married. Thanks for asking though. =)

Q. Why would they assume that they we're crack heads just because one was shaking because she was scared, one was passed out, and two we're puking?

A. The point was to make it look like they we're going through withdraws. I'm not sure how well I did on that part because I've never had withdraws. Sorry if I messed that up at all and made it confusing.