A/N: This chapter is for you, SweetStealer.

…..Though it DID take me the whole of TWO WEEKS…

….anyway!

Imitations

"Ooh! Sakura! It's your turn!" Naruto grinned.

"At last! A girl!" Sasuke muttered.

"Hmmm…..Truth or Dare…."

Sakura shuddered at the thought of what she might reveal and picked truth.

Gaara thought long and hard and stared at her pink bangs. His eyes twitched. "Is your hair really like that? Are you really Sakura?"

Sakura twitched a bit more. "No, I've got silver thin hair and I'm called Kadaj." She said sarcastically, grinning.

Neji's eyes bugged. "I KNEW IT! THERE WAS SUCH A RESEMBLANCE!" He held up a photo of Kadaj in an action pose and a photo of Sakura punching Naruto. Everyone gawped.

Sakura gawped as well, but from dismay rather than awe. "No, no, no, no, JOKE! EVERYONE, JOKE!" She flapped her arms in frustration while everyone except Naruto and Sasuke crowded around the two pictures.

There was an awful, penetrating silence while the admirers slowly turned around to stare at Sakura with evil smiles of cunning and slanted eyes filled with greed.

They pounced.

"SHOW ME! SHOW ME!" Rock Lee gasped while pulling at her pink hair.

"You're an idol in fangirls! Kadaj, why did you have to pull this disguise?"

"Yes, the pink hair is so clotted and the forehead so big!"

"…"

Five minutes later, Naruto and Sasuke were standing on opposite ends of the wall, whistling while everyone else was blown up against the roof, cramped next to each other in mortal agony, with Sakura, having finished her torture, sitting down calmly spinning the bottle; miraculously unharmed.

While gravity wasn't on the side of the people on the roof, Naruto and Sasuke calmly explained to everyone that….certain……people have mistaken the likeness before and that, "remarkably", Sakura wasn't Kadaj. In any aspect.

"Right, Hinata, Truth or---"

Gravity took its toll.

"……Dare." Sakura sweatdropped. "Did I overdo it?"

Shikamaru brushed dust, debris and god-knows-what off his shoulder. "How troublesome."

Hinata shuddered but she took a fleeting glance at Naruto and her confidence returned. "Dare." She said bravely.

Sakura brought an iPod with speakers out of her ninja pocket.

"Karaoke to ……." She scrolled on her iPod. "Friendship by Yui Horie."

Hinata gasped. "You-you-you----"

"Snooped on your diary, eavesdropped on your room, hacked your "anonymous" blog, you name it." Sakura cocked her head.

"Fine."

Sakura set out her speakers and started playing the song. Crappy predictable flute notes bellowed out of the speakers, forever terrorising everyone's eardrums.

"Yesterday, words were not enough

Even if we pass each other, don't stop

I want to understand more…"

Kiba's jaw dropped, flattening Akamaru in the process.

Hinata's high sweet voice penetrated the still air as she progressed through the song, making appropriate gestures.

When she finished, Naruto started the applauding and gradually, everyone joined.

Hinata sat back down abruptly and span the bottle. It landed on Shikamaru.

Shikamaru stared at the offending soda bottle.

"Truth or Dare, Shikamaru?"

"Dare." He sighed.

Hinata grinned.

Shikamaru stepped back. "Did I say something?"

"…Kiss Temari."

"Oh, good, good, I like!" Chouji grinned, foolishly searching for his somehow lost crisp supply.

Shikamaru opened and closed his mouth like a helpless fish. He put his hands together and thought with his teeth gritted. He came to one, meagre but possible way out.

"According to shougi, invented by the most intelligent Japanese people of the time, when someone takes too long, or refuses a turn, someone can go instead."

"Indeed, Shikamaru, but according to Truth or Dare, invented by the most bored, brain-fried people on MSN Messenger to embarrass people like hell, what must be dared, must be done." Naruto grinned annoyingly.

Shikamaru narrowed his eyes. He knew it was meagre.

Temari was looking all around her for the 50th time for a way out. Futile yet again.

Shikamaru sighed. "How troublesome." He said blushing. He slowly walked up to her, kissed her then ran back to his place, trying to look anywhere but at Temari. Temari was doing likewise.

Ino was trying to do his best not to giggle and was turning purple with the strain of it. Shikamaru glared at her and silently used his shadow fist to turn the bottle for him with his hand over the bottle to hide it. It landed on Ino.

Ino's giggles slowly subsided as she slowly made the shape of the lid in front of her.

"Right, Ino, Truth or Dare."

"Dare. I'm not a wimp!"

"Karaoke to Jewel Song."

Ino grinned over-confidently and jiggled in time to the song.

Everyone croaked at her imitation of a frog.

While doing one of her exuberant actions, hitting Chouji on the head, Chouji got a bit annoyed and slipped a crisp packet underneath Ino's wandering foot.

Ino, after catching it on her foot inevitably, slided backwards on her left foot and bashed against the wall, did a front somersault and then her face landed on the crisp packet.

"AH! NO! THE GREASE! MY FACE! NOOOOOO! SPOTTYLAND AGAIN!" Ino cried as she tried unsuccessfully to pry the Walkers packet from her face.

Everyone else laughed as the VERY embarrassed Ino hid in the corner.

"NINPOU! SHINTENSHIN NO JUTSU!"

Rock Lee hung his head abruptly. He slowly came up and span the bottle evilly.

A/N: Well….that was quite short, but since a certain….someone…..was pestering me to get on with it, this is all I write.