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CHAPTER 23

ROSALIE'S POV

It seemed like we were in the car for hours! I had to drive while everyone else made out including Carlisle and Esme. Talk about gross whatever happened to not making out in front of your children? So what was I stuck doing besides driving for hours on end? I just sat there and thought about the good old days leading up to my latest discovery. I have yet to tell Charlie that I'm pregnant.

Let's just say that I doubt that this particular talk is not going to go well for any of us. Alice and I are probably going to end up in tears, Emmett and Jasper are going to wind up in coffins, and Bella and Edward are going to get the talk again. And let me tell you getting the talk from Charlie was THE worst thing I've EVER experienced.

So far I've listened to 3 Miley Cyrus songs, 2 Taylor Swift CDs, and some guy named Robert Pattinson's music. Personally I found it pretty crappy but someone in the back thought it was pretty good. I did get Jasper and Alice to take a break while Taylor Swift was playing as they both belted out the lyrics until Bella threw her shoe at Alice and told her to shut up. That ignited a fight and me and my pregnant hormones got fed up and started screaming at everyone.

"SHUT UP!!" I shouted. They all stopped and starred at me. "DON'T MAKE ME PULL OVER AND KICK YOU ALL OUT AND LET YOU WALK BACK AND I'LL DRIVE!" They all sat quietly for the next 15 minutes.

"So I was thinking that Bella, Alice, and I should just move in with you guys and that we should all move to Alaska." I randomly said. Everyone starred at me funnily.

"Oh hell to the no!" Alice spat. "No one would ever see my clothes because we would always be in coats, scarves, and gloves. And there is NO WAY IN HELL that I'm going to wear crappy clothes just so we can go live with penguins!" She got angrier by the second.

Everyone glanced at each other with confused looks smeared all over their faces. Did she say so we can go live with the penguins? I think she did.

"Uh Alice darlin I believe you mean polar bears?" Jasper asked and we all laughed. Alice huffed and said "Whatever you know what I mean."

"Rose honey why do you want to move to Alaska?" Esme asked.

I sighed. "Because…because…because I don't want to tell Charlie that I'm pregnant and be a widow before I'm even married." I sobbed. "MOM PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TELL HIM LET'S JUST MOVE TO ALASKA AND WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN AND I'LL NEVER HAVE TO TELL HIM!" I begged.

She laughed and said, "Well it's a little too late now to make excuses because we're home and I'm going to go get Emmett and Carlisle and I are going to come over and we're going to stay until EVERYONE tells Charlie their news."

I screamed, Jasper and Alice slowly glanced at each other and looked down, and Bella and Edward quickly glanced at each other hurriedly looked away.

"Ya know Esme we're really starting to like the Alaska idea now." Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella all said in unison. She looked at all of us and raised her eyebrow that meant danger!

3RDPERSON POV

Esme marched into her house and pulled Emmett out by his ear. "We're going to talk about all of this damage later young man!" She said very angrily. She marched him into the Swan household and sat him down on the couch. "Charlie I believe that all of our children have some news to share. Isn't that right kids?" She smiled but that danger sign was still very much in place.

"Oh god I'm guessing I should sit down for this. But kids try to make it quick I'm supposed to be at Billy's house in an hour so we can go fishing." He said.

Bella rolled her eyes and mumbled "Charlie and his fishing."

Charlie starred at Bella. "Alright what's all this news you guys have for me?" He sighed.

No one wanted to be the one to start off they all starred at the ground. Charlie was starting to get suspicious as he took a sip of his coffee.

"Rosalie why don't you start dear?" Esme said sweetly.

"No I don't think that's such a good idea mom." She answered quickly.

"I think it's a wonderful idea Rose why don't you start?" Charlie said taking another sip of coffee.

She sighed trying to figure out a way to tell her father that she was pregnant. "EMMETT GOT ME PREGNANT!" She blurted pointing at Emmett. Charlie chocked on his coffee.

"YOU WHAT?!" He screamed. "OHHH I OUTTA…" Charlie didn't finish but instead starting reaching for his gun.

"Now dad don't do anything you'll regret Bella already covered that base. Besides you wouldn't want your grandchild to grow up without a father would you?" Rosalie asked trying as best she could to save her boyfriend although there were times that she would like to kill Emmett she never would.

Charlie sighed. "Fair enough, Alice sweetie what's your news?" He asked taking another sip of coffee to calm him down although he knew it would only end badly.

Alice looked around making sure that he was talking to her before answering. "Now dad don't hurt the pregnant pixie!"

Charlie's eyes went wide as he spit his coffee out which happened to land all over both Emmett and Jasper. "Hmph serves them right having scolding coffee land on them. I'd hate to be the one to tell Renee." He grumbled. He sighed once more. "Alright let me just save us all some time. Bella you don't have to tell me I already know you're pregnant."

It was Edward's turn for his eyes to go wide. He started feeling dizzy and fainted for the second time this week. Charlie starred at him as Bella rushed to his side. "Was it something I said?" He asked confused.

"Dad unlike dumb, dumb, dumber, and stupid here we're not having a baby." She said pointing to Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmett. Charlie sighed in relief and took yet another sip of coffee. "We're getting married!" She squealed as Edward came back around.

Charlie dropped his cup of coffee. This was all too much for him. 2 of his daughters we're pregnant and instead of getting married like smart people the one who wasn't pregnant was engaged. This was a nightmare. Charlie started feeling out of breath and started grabbing his chest as he went down with a thud.

Everyone started screaming. "DAD, DAD!" Bella, Alice, and Rosalie screamed. "CHARLIE!" Everyone else shouted. This was bad this was very bad.

"Everyone stand back!" Carlisle commanded. "He's having a heart attack. Someone call 911!" He shouted. Jasper grabbed the phone and called.

"You killed him." Emmett whispered.