AN: Greetings mortals!!! And Happy New Year!! Welcome to my first fic of 2010. Woo. Anyway I had meant to start this last year, LOL, aka sometime last week. So yeah, that's all I have to say right now. Sayo'!

The famous chapter title, Intro!

With a bang and a poof The Gundam Force plus Dark Axis and others had appeared in a front lawn of sorts with a large building in front of them that had four doors.

"Where the hell are we?!" Cried Zapper Zaku.

"WELCOME!!!!" Shouted a voice. "TO THE…Workings of my mind, I guess."

The Gundam Force plus Dark Axis and others(that's what I'll be referring to all of them by now) looked up to see a giant balcony coming out of the building. From what they could see it looked like there was a human girl standing on the balcony in front of a podium.

"I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE GR-"

"Hey, look it's the gundam people!!" Said another voice. Now that the GFpDAaO looked they could see some other girls standing with the first. And because of the microphone they could everything they were saying.

"No, Hakumie, they are just gundams. When you say it, you make sound like they're part human."

"But they have thoughts and opinions, so that makes them people."

"But they're gundams."

"Gundam people."

"Gundams."

"Gundam people."

"Gundams."

"Gundam people."

"You know what? I have something to do, so we'll get back to this."

"Uh-huh, sure." Hakumie said.

"Anyway, I would blah blah blah you all to THE GREATEST GUNDAM (and human) CONTEST EVER!!!" The unnamed girl, obviously the main hostess and the authoress, shouted. Afterwards she started making the 'ahh' noise to sound like a crowd cheering.

"Ok, so now I shall explain to you why you are here."

"That would be nice." Mumbled Grappler.

"Ok, while you are here you will b-"

"CHICKEN!!!!"

"RYU!!!!!" The hostess scolded the new interrupter. "There's chicken on the buffet table."

"Oh." Said Ryu. "Well then…WIKIPEDIA!!!!" she then disappeared from view, obviously going to the buffet table.

"Ok, So while here, you all will be participating in different contests to see who is best. Sort of like a pageant/something else…whatever. Anyway whichever team has the most points at the end wins!"

"Hey!" Came one more voice, cutting off what The Hostess was going to say next. "Where's Heero?"

"Heero isn't here, Marri."

"But you said he'd be here." Marri protested.

"No, no, no, no, I said the chibi gundam of his gundam would be here."

"Oh. Which one's that?"

"The blue one with the red cape. His name's Zero The Winged Knight. Get it? Winged Zero, Zero the Winged Knight."

"Hmm…they're talking about me." Zero said to himself.

"Watch it." Growled Shining as she summoned her hammer.

"Oh. Hmm…Heero's hotter." Said Marri.

"Nu-uh, Duo is."

"Heero."

"Duo."

"Heero."

"Duo."

"Heero."

"Duo. Now go make sure Ryu doesn't eat everything from the buffet."

"Fine." Marri huffed.

"Anywho, there are four doors in front of you with you symbols on them, that will lead you to your team lounges. Also some of you, mainly the OCs, will have to share until I think up your lounges because when this idea popped into my head I forgot that some of you are from different places so…yeah, you just have to wait a bit. Ok, so you are excused." The hostess turned from the podium only to turn around and shout, "GO NOW!!!!!" causing everyone to jump and find what door led to who's lounge.

Ta-dah!! Yeah, not too much crazy stuff yet, but there will be. Next chapter will be the intro to the teams and the first contest. Or mini-game, whatever you want to call them. And more descriptions for the hostess'. See ya, then.