Hey guys! I really hope you like my story and you guys review! I'd just like to thank d4nc3iitupgiirl, Xynlake-Lyn Gainsborough, All4theBand, allygirl411, XxVampRomancexX, and RozaHathoway for reviewing my story so far! Um...so I'm not sure how many chapters I'll make...so if you think you see a perfect stopping poiint...then review or message me. :))

Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly I would be sitting in my $300 silk dress, but sadly, I am just in my Eeyore PJ's. :/ Enjoy!

-After several minutes of eyeing her map, Sam finally finds her way to the principal's office-

Um...

-Sam looks for a name plaque and refreshes her memory-

Principal Franklin?

No Ted?

huh?

I don't believe I've heard you call me that on your own since...since never.

okay?

-sigh- so what did you do THIS time?

Nothing!

Hehe. I find that hard to believe.

No really!
Okay. Tell me the story.

Well. First I came into class late beca-

Well this could be something.

BECAUSE I...forgot something in my locker.

Okay...Then what.

Then Carly got in trouble because she asked me why I was late. Mrs. Briggs gave her a "warning".

You really AREN'T supposed to be talking in class.

Just LISTEN to the story!

Continue.

So I passed her a piece of paper telling her I was at my locker and Mrs. Briggs caught me and sent Carly out in the hall.

Why did Carly get sent out in the hall and you didn't?

Because Mrs. Briggs is a liar and Carly was correcting her.

Now Samantha, no matter how mad you are you shouldn't call your teacher a liar.

Okay okay I'm sorry. But she IS.

Sam...What did I just-

LISTEN. She took the note and switched up our words so that we were calling her a fat blob when that was not anything CLOSE to what we said!!!

Well...I will talk to her. Dismissed.

T...Thank you.

-The bell rings and Sam and Carly walk back to Carly's apartment.-

Spencer! We're home!

-moan- hey Carly...

Um..are you okay? You dont sound good. Are you sick?

-Carly and Sam head upstairs and see Spencer with stitches and a giant bandage-

Oh my god! Spencer, what happened?!

This morning Sa-

-Spencer sees Sam come up-

It's YOU

I...It's YOU?!

umm....Is there something I should know about?

heh heh...funny story actually...

Something tells me I wont be laughing.

Well...This morning...I...kinda didn't know you had a brother...and...I hit him and knocked him out.

SAM!!!

You never told me you had a brother! I thought it was a burglur!

Well it's kinda-

GUYS!!!!! What is going on?!?!?!

Sam...sorta has amnesia.

WHAT????

Umm...Forgot to tell you?

Haha. Did you guys catch the little pun at the end? if you did put your answer in a review!

Also...In zat review...are my chapters too short, too long, or just right? anything I could fix? thanks!