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:D Lou here, I'm getting a little help from Charlotte with this chapter, so please send loads of reviews :) she'd love them.

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I'm trying to update A.S.A.P, but y'know, I just got Sims 3! Its totezz funners.

Anyvaaaays, this chapter is mostly about different people visiting her and giving her different views on what's going on, on the outside of the hospital wing.

Also, MAYBE, a little of James' POV. :)

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I sat up in bed with a start.

How long was I here? I looked around. Not the dorms. Not the common room. Not the Potions classroom…What? I fell asleep ONCE, and I never hear the end of it.

Siiigh.

Suddenly, Madame Pomrey scurried in and I squeaked in fright.

"WELL" she exclaimed shrilly, "You've finally come around, Miss Evans? Took you long enough" she tutted at me and busied herself with fixing the other beds.

I rubbed my eyes. What the bliddy Merlin happened? Oh.. now I remember. Malfoy.

"MY DARLING LILY-KINS" boomed Sirius as he strutted into the hospital wing and Madame Pomfrey descended on him.

"May. I. Remind. You. Mr. Black" she hissed "That you are on strict banishment from the hospital wing!" Remus appeared behind him. Madame Pomprey luuuuuuurves Remus.

"Keep an eye on Black" She spat at his name "Will you, love?" She beamed at Remus and scuttled off.

That woman will be the death of all of us. Y'know…after she heals us and all that.

I'll never forget the first thing they said to me that day.

"Potter's gone loopy" With deadpan faces and low, serious tones.

I don't know if it was the way they said it, or the mere fact that they didn't think Potter was loopy before, but I howled with laughter.

HOOOOOOOWL.

Hem hem. That was wildly inappropriate.

"Please Lily, it's not funny!" Though I could see out of the corner Remus was stifling a giggle.

Look, as much as I'd like to hear about how Potter was insane, I needed to find out what happened that day, after I lost consciousness.

They explained to me a very, I'm sure, biased version of what happened.

Sirius took the lead on this one and leapt into the story

"Gather round children" he said with a grin and I rolled my eyes, just get on with it!

"Once upon a yesterday, we went to the Three Broomsticks"

"Nononononono, Black, I only want to know what happened AFTER"

"After?"

"Yes"

"After what"

Man this boy is slow. "AFTER I BLACKED OUT, YOU FLAMING NINNY"

I heard faint shushing coming from M. Pomrey's quarters.

"FINE!" He lazily cocked his head to one side to face Remus "Women, am I right?"

Remus shrugged. Darn their shrugs. Shrug shrug shrug. Why don't guys use their words?

It's not that hard. Black seems to have the hang of it.

"Anyway, once Malfoy hand 'impended' you James started pelting him with charms and spells. That boys got an attitude problem, I've always said" He started talking about Potter's attitude problem, so I gave him a dangerous look. It worked! HALLELUJAH!

"Hem, hem, anywayyy, long story short, Potter was your knight in shining armour and you should definitely date him" Black grinned.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, if Potter started going crazy on Malfoy, why isn't Malfoy in here with me?" I scowled.

They looked uneasy and Remus bit his lower lip. He looked so cute when he did, I smiled.

"Well?! Spit it out!"

Remus sighed a breath and said "Malfoy's in St. Mungos"

I froze. St. Mungos?

My god.

What did Potter do?

"Remember about the attitude problem?" Sirius said slowly "Yeah, Potter said something I didn't understand and then set Malfoys hair on fire, along with fracturing his--" Sirius struggled with the rest but I wasn't listening.

Potter must've got into so much trouble. For me. For me?

"Black" I murmured "for the love of Merlin's undergarments, why did Potter do that?"

Black laughed. "I'm not telling you, you daft girl, you should know already!"

I growled but he wouldn't budge.

Most likely scenario, I would eventually kill him.

Anyway. I was in the hospital wing, Potter was off being loony, Hanna was nowhere to be found, goodness knows where Peter was, and 'Moony' and 'Padfoot' were 'cheering me up' with stories about how James is my superman.

"How did I get in here all the way from Hosmeadge? Did they call M. Pomfrey down?"

"Well, let me tell you something that will hopefully change your mind about Prongs" he grinned his lopsided grin "He piggybacked you the whole way here…..with a broken foot"

"He didn't break his foot, Padfoot" I heard Remus whisper

"Shh! Just go with it" hissed Black and turned to me with a cheesy smile plastered on his face.

I rolled my eyes again. BWAAHHAHA. But Potter carried me…

I'm heavy aren't I?

This can't be happening. I cannot believe that I'm being self conscious about what Potter had to deal with while I was happily unconscious.

I wonder what he thought.

NO I DON'T!

I mean…I wonder a little bit.

I'll ask him when he visits.

Remus spoke softly "I offered to take you back, but James refused to let anyone touch you"

Refused to let anyone touch me? Odd little boy, he is. Also, he better not have taken advantage of me while I wasn't conscious. I giggled inwardly, I wouldn't put it past him.

"NO, Miss Peroché" Mad Pom (as I have so cleverly decided to call her) exclaimed and Remus stood to attention.

"Hanna?"

"Oooooh, Mr Lupin! Is this young lady a friend of yours? I suppose I could let her stay for a little" She did her Mad-Pom-is-thinking face, but before she could come to a conclusion, Remus said "No, Madame Pomfrey, thank you. We were just leaving" without taking his eyes off Hanna.

"MA CHERIE HANNAAAAAAA!" yelled Sirius dancing over to give her a hug when he was stopped by an inescapable grip from Remus.

"Let's go Sirius" he murmured to Black.

WAIT. WAIT. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

THE DEATH GRIP!

IT IS!

REMUS LOVES HANNA.

He usually NEVER gives ANYONE the grip of death.

Not that Sirius is going to die. But he can't move his shoulder for the next hour.

Same difference.

Not the point! Remus likes Hanna.

He whirled around to look at me and said: "I know, Lily"

Much to my shock and everyone else's confusion.

I looked at him like a goldfish. Mouth open. Mouth closed. Mouth open. Mouth closed.

"Don't tell, Lily, please." And with that he whisked Sirius off, who was complaining about his shoulder. Like a background noise of complaining. VAIR ANNOYING.

Hanna shook her head in confusion, looked at me and smiled with a perfectly shaped set of white teeth.

"Hanna-banana" I yawned.

"Lily-flower" she laughed which made me start laughing and then we were both in stitches.

Unfortunately, it doesn't take much to get us to laugh.

Siiiigh.

"Hanna-banana-fo-fanna-bandana, tell me what actually happened after I blacked out?"

"Well, Potter screamed a couple of curses at Malfoy, who Crabbe then carried back to the castle, who Filch then carried to St. Mungos. Then, Potter started yelling at us and grabbed you out of Lupins arms, and piggybacked you back to the castle, at the speed of light. Then he lay you down in this bed and ran to the dorms."

"Did Sirius tell you that?" I asked suspiciously…Hmmmmmm.

She sighed and slumped her shoulders "…Yes"

DARNIT. MERLIN STYLE.

Until next time…

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That chapter didn't go as planned :)

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Sorry there was not James POV :( I'll do it soon!

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