PIP PIP, MY MATIES.
Just saw harry potter 6 in the cinemas and I must say it was pretty gosh-darn epic.
I love the awkward Hermione and Ron moments.
VAIR CUTE.
ANYVAY, as I write this at 1 in the morning, I'm on my way to Kangaroo-a-GoGo. Australia.
SO EXCITED, wish me luck! Unfooooootunately, it means I wont be updating as often as I shouldbe. NO INTERNET. Its truly driving me round the bend.
Hope you like this next chapter! It's slightly different, so bear with me.
XXXX LOSSA LOSSA LOVE COURTESY OF LOU.
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FINALLY! FINALLY! FINALLY! ZIPIDEEDOODAH!
MAD POMFREY HAS LET ME OUT OF THE PRISON, a.k.a-ed the HOSPITAL WING!
She muttered "Internal bleeding, Internal shmeeding" And fixed it up in a jiffy.
Life is good again.
Lalalalala. I wonder what is for lunch. Must find Hanna and ask her.
But,
I was wondering…have you ever read the muggle comics? Whatsit….Calvin and Hobbes! That's the one.
Well if you had, it's a bit absurd, the tiger is real, only to the child, and the tiger pounces on the child when the child gets home from school.
I suppose you could say, as wizards, that it's a 'weird muggle thing'. I'm a muggle so its not weird to me. Lalalla.
ANYWAY, replace the words 'tiger' with 'Hanna', 'the child' with 'Lily' and 'school' with 'hospital wing'.
Those are quite confusing instructions, but you get the picture.
As soon as that thought occurred I was hugged to a near death.
DARN YOU HANNA!
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Potter's being weird.
Not only did he not come to visit me when I was in the hospital wing, but now he is ignoring me. And I was getting all ready to ignore HIM.
How rude.
Oh well, like I care.
I loudly 'hmmmph'ed and exited the premise, hearing Sirius whispering excitedly to James….I MEAN POTTER…"the plan's working!'
I must consult Hanna.
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If your friend dresses up like a psychiatrist and sits by your bed, it's probably not a good thing.
I told her about the 'plan'. She was all: GASP!
"I know, Hanna, that was my reaction"
"What do you think it means?"
"Obviously, they are planning to drive me insane"
Hanna looked at me sideways "I don't think it's that…"
I shrugged her off and she said, annoyingly upbeat, "Well, has Potter said anything to you since the incident where you were knocked off your feet and had to be carried to the--"
"OKAY, Hanna!" I cut her off and stared some daggers at her before answering the question "No, missus, he has not" I bit my lip and furrowed my eyebrows.
"Have you talked to him?"
"No"
"Have you seen him around much?"
"Nah, not really"
"Are you familiar with the term: Absence makes the heart grow fonder?"
My eyes widened.
Could that really be it? No…
Yes?
YES!
I started talking really fast "Are-you-sure-Hanna-I-mean-it-could-be-something-else-I-guess-mayber-it-could-be-that-but-haha-that's-preposterous-Hanna-why-would-he?-perhaps-um-well-it-wont-work!-I-hope-so-anyway-besiiiiiiiiides-I-don't-need-him!-Do-I?-No-right?-Of-course-he-heh-hehehe-ulp-nyaaaaah-*cough*-*gag*"
At that point, I was choking on a bit of my hair. Note to self: chewing hair and rambling at the same time could be fatal. Hanna looked at me like I was completely insane.
Which, unfortunately, I am.
I chuckled an evil chuckle which made me seem even more crazy. I'm not letting Potter win. I barely talk to him as it is, so I will NOT break first. He will.
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"Remus! Black! Potteeeeeeeeeeeer! Oohh, and you too Peter!" Hanna had squealed while I hid my head behind my Special K. Yes, muggles, there is Special K at Hogwarts. I would later plan to kill her.
Remus turned an unusual shade of red and looked with silent exasperation at Sirius and Sirius nodded and they, shuffling, made their way over to us.
I scowled "What tools. Who wants to be an underling of Black?"
"Shuuuuush, mate!" Hanna hissed and turned to beam at Remus. I picked myself out of my awesome-Special-K-related-hiding-spot to eye Lupin whose eyes were widening at looking at Hanna and I almost pushed Hanna onto him. It's the perfect match, I sighed to myself. They would be so cute together.
Remus turned away and ran out of the hall, followed by James, who I followed with my eyes.
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Tralala. Potions is an interesting subject.
Slughorn started bellowing, "Beauty is only skin deep, as I like to say, so in today's lesson we shall explore the potions, mostly used by witches, that are cosmetic"
Bridget began to swoon over the potions Sluggy had laid in front of us. Giggling with her minions and staring at James. James was being an all-around idiot. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Subtle, Bridget.
Hmmph, as though I care, I hope The Slug swaps her 'beauty potion' with one that will put warts all over her face.
Okeyy, I must calm down, after all, it's just potions class.
Hmmm, I picked up a little potion saying "Hair Perfector". Mhmmmm.
Sluggy winked at me "Now, Evans, because of your last "Outstanding" in your O., I'm willing to let you keep that…not that you need it or anything…I…just…" He started to splutter and I smiled in gratitude.
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ARGH.
I'm going to KILL ProfSlug.
He is going DOWN. Unlike my hair. Please allow me to explain.
Remember the potion I was given? Yeah, it apparently wasn't brewed properly.
And now I have an afro. It's huge. I'm almost in tears.
Whatever happened to holding my head high? James will make fun of me until the cows come home.
Hanna was applying the potion to my hair and five seconds later…POOF!
She burst out laughing so I attacked her and she didn't talk to me for an hour.
Which is a long time, for Hanna.
I can't face going to the Quidditch match, and After Party!
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Sorry, I know it was a weird place to end it, but I don't really know what exactly is going to happen next, I have three separate ideas but I'm not telling! :D
Hope you liked this chapter, it was a long wait, I know -.-
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:) LOVE YOU ALL, from LOOOOOU.