The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 12 Divide And Conquer

Morristofoxes steps up to try his hand but lulamaemobster stops him because he has an idea.

"I just realized what the problem was."

"What?" they all asked.

"You guys tried to holla at her while she's with her friend," he explained. "You can't approach a woman while she's with her friend, she has too much balls then and there isn't much you can say. Even if you can break down her defenses she can still use her friend as an excuse to shut you down."

"So, what do you suggest?" Morristofoxes asked.

"I'll go ahead of you, that way I can get Nerdy Chick That's Actually As Hot If Not Hotter Than Her Friend But Hasn't Blossomed Yet away from her and you can swing into action. Besides, I like nerdy chicks better, they have much better conversations."

Morristofoxes takes a few seconds to get ready as they watch lulamaemobster approach them, he walks up to the two of them and holds out his hand.

"Would you like to dance?"

"With you?" Hot Stuck Up Bitch asked. "Please."

"Actually, I was talking to your friend," he said to their surprise. "Would you like to dance?"

They were stunned and Nerdy Chick That's Actually As Hot If Not Hotter Than Her Friend But Hasn't Blossomed Yet looked to her friend who was much more experienced for guidance.

"Go," Hot Stuck Up Bitch said.

She watched as her friend went off with lulamaemobster and thoughts were racing through her head.

"He was cute, just like the other guys before. Why do I do this to myself?"

"Hi, do you want to dance?"

She snapped out of it and found Morristofoxes smiling at her with his hand out.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Rival Teams United By Naruto

Karin and Ino had already begun to take part in the evening's activities, Karin used the strap-on and was giving it to Arinbi from behind while her face was buried in Ino's pussy as Jazi sat on Ino's face. Meanwhile, Sakura, Hinata, and Ten were being introduced to being with another woman by their counterparts in the Queens of Sound. Metaru, using her enhanced strength, lifted Sakura onto her shoulders as she tasted her. Rappu laid Ten to on her back then threw her legs back exposing her pussy and ass, Rappu started go back and forth licking each hole as she fingered the other. Hinata lived up to her wildcard role and proved to be more adventurous as she was and Punku were already engaged in a 69. When Metaru and Rappu felt that Sakura and Ten were relaxed enough, they brought the tools Karin provided into things. Metaru took a double sided dildo and connected herself to Sakura, Sakura began moaning loudly as they grinded down on to it making their clits rub together which added to the stimulation. Rappu and Ten simply made out while they both had vibrators inside them, Hinata and Punku were still ahead as they had now gotten involved with the other girls. Hinata put on another strap-on that Karin brought and were giving it to Punku from both sides as Ino, Arinbi, and Jazi were eating each other's pussies. Eventually, the other girls joined in until they all came in one massive orgasm, they just laid their on top of each other as they came down from bliss.

"Well, being with Naruto's better," Hinata said. "But it was pretty good."

"We told you," Jazi said.

"We'd better clean up," Arinbi said. "We don't want to leave this room in such a mess."

They cleaned up and went to sleep for the night, they woke up and Queens of Sound went to the hokage tower to fill out their paperwork to receive their IDs and forehead protectors as Leaf Shinobi. They knelt before the hokage as she bestowed their forehead protectors to them as the Cherry Bombs, Shizune, Anko, and Kurenai looked on.

"As per the agreement between your two groups," Tsunade said. "There will always be an equal number of each group in the village, for every Queen of Sound in the village, there will be the same number of Cherry Bombs."

"That practically makes both you guys a team," Anko said. "Don't you think you need a new name?"

"I don't know," Jazi said. "You think?"

"How 'bout the Bitches of Brutality?" Metaru asked.

"No," Tsunade said. "Then people will think you're a bunch of violent Inuzuka women."

"How about Anarchy & Ass?" Punku suggested.

"Can you really call yourself anarchistic anymore," Shizune asked. "You wearing that forehead protector means you're now conforming to rules."

Realization sets in on Punku and she heads for the door.

"Get some ANBU ready."

"What for?" Tsunade asked.

"I'm going to break some rules," she said as she pulled out her Leaf Shinobi rulebook and started reading.

"Just don't kill anybody."

They were still working on a name as Tsunade ordered her ANBU to follow Punku.

"How about Smooth Shinobi Sirens" Jazi asked.

"Naw, too long," Anko said. "You want your enemies to be scared not trying not to fuck up your names."

"Look, this is our name too," Sakura said. "Don't you think we should have something signifying both groups?"

"You're right." Arinbi said.

"We're open to suggestions," Rappu said.

"How 'bout the Cherry Queens?" Ten suggested.

"No," Kurenai said. "It sounds like you're a bunch of gay virgins."

"Sound Bombs?" Ino asked.

"We need a name that let's everyone know how ridiculously hot we are," Ten said.

"And how brutal we are," Metaru added.

At that moment, they heard a commotion outside, they rushed to the window and saw the ANBU trying to control Punku.

"That looks pretty painful," Tsunade said as she watched Punku fighting off the ANBU.

They all looked at each other as the proverbial light bulb went on.

"From now on, we're Pretty Painful."

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