A/N: Ok this was hard because thanks to Kendell I now know Ultraman doesn't have a moving mouth.

"Crud!" Kevin skidded to a halt.

"What is it?" Asked Godzilla.

"I just remembered I can't move my mouth in Ultra form."

"Oh, that's right."

"Well now what?"

Godzilla tapped his finger on his chin in thought. "Santa Clause?"

"Huh?"

"Well doesn't he like cookies?"

"He's not real!"

"How do you know? Have you ever seen him?"

"No."

"Then how do you know?"

"Because, it .. it just ... Oh forget it. Just think of something else."

"Sigh, fine ... Milk?"

"MILK?"

"Sure, I don't know any cookie that wouldn't fall after being drenched in milk."

"OH! Yah, but where do we find that much milk?"

"A realy big cow?"

"Where do we find such a big cow?"

"A really big farm?"

"Where do find that big a farm?"

"...Ok I'm out of ideas."

"Sigh, can't you just roast them?"

"...You mean like twice baked cookies?"

"Yeah, sure."

"That could work."

So the two headed back to face the kooky cookies.

A/N: Yah, I know, that was probly way to short. But I said it before, I'll say it again.... IT'S TWICE BAKED! (and so is my mind lol)