I guess I was frowning because Bella asked me what's wrong. Rosalie was playing with my hair. Edward was being put into a dress. Emmett was scooting away from Bella's evil grin. Jasper was being held down by Alice. All hell was breaking loose. Tea Party time, I'm scared.

"Bella, you're looking fine this very evening," Alice smiled.

"You too. And you, Rosalie," Bella nodded.

The girls smiled and looked at the boys as they giggled and grinned, "Oh boys, you look so stunning."

Edward groaned. Emmett and Jasper sighed. I was wondering why the hell I was in a dress and why I didn't resist it. My hair is braided like Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz. I have lipstick and eye shadow on. My, I mean, the dress I was wearing was jet black. It looked more like a prom/funeral dress. I had a silver tiara. My dad would think I was a professional drag queen if he saw me.

Bella smiled and served the fake tea. She grinned at me and tried not to laugh, "Jacob, sweetie. Honestly, you look better as a girl. Are you gay?"

"Yes. Shit, I mean no. I'm not." I fucked up.

"Don't worry, honey. Rosie here, she's a transexual. So, you guys can date," Alice laughed.

Rosalie sighed, "I am not! I am.. just.. innocent."

"Of course you are, baby," Emmett laughed. Emmett looked from me to Rosie and winked. "Why do you think we've been so protective?"

Rosalie let a tear fall. "Y-You mean.. You never loved me?" She fled the room and bumped into Carlisle, sobbing.

"Girls! What did I tell you about this!" Carlisle was pissed.

The girls threw everything into the closet, including the boys. I was okay with that, I'd rather the man of the house not see his kids and newcomer dressed up as drags. I sat on the floor farthest from the other boys.

Muffled voices were heard through the doors. Singing, then the door swung open.

"Dear god." It was Esme. She only smiled, "It's all clear boys. You can change."

"Thank god. Esme, why do they do these things to us..?" Jasper was peeling of the fake eye lashes. He was wiping off the makeup and groaning when he saw that he had glittle on his eyes. He pulled off the dress very carefully because he knew of it's significance.

I looked watched Jasper and Edward exchange glances as they watched Emmett dance around in the dress. I laughed a little. Once Emmett noticed that everyone was looking at him, he ripped off the dress then realized the dress meant something. So he apologized to Esme. She sighed and forgave him. Obviously it was the fifth dress he had destroyed. He wouldn't stop apologizing.

The girls came running into the room and screamed, "Screw you! We were having fun!"

The guys laughed. I smiled and said, "We were thinking.. Maybe we could do something else? Something we'd all enjoy?"

"Good idea, Ms. Jacob," Bella smiled.

I ignored the name this time. I guessed it was only going to last for at least a few days, hopefully not the whole summer. Speaking of which, my father decided that I'm not moving here. That we're only going to spend our vacations here, but he said don't get so fond of the thought of Miami because Billy's got some problems and we might have to stay around longer to help him with groceries and stuff. I hated the thought of staying here to help someone we barely see when I'd be leaving all my friends back at home. My friends at home were fitted into the skater/goth/emo group. All my friends wear either all black or dark, dull colours. Our favorite band was Chiodos, but we weren't really much for screaming. On with the real deal, my father knows that my friends and I were forming a band this Summer, and we wanted to cover so many songs. Starting with "We're Gonna Have Us A Champagn."

We all decided to go out to the ball field, baseball players. Whoa. Once we got into the car, I started flipping through channels. Channel one: "Poker face"-Lady Gaga. Oh hell no. Channel two: "Mockingbird"-Eminem. Are there no good channels here? Channel three: "1,2,3,4"-Plain White T's. No way, I'm not in the mood for love songs. Channel four: "Braille"-BMTH. Eh, maybe. Channel five: "There's No Penguins In Alaska"-Chiodos. Bingo. I maximized the volume and rocked out, until Edward turned it down.

"This is my car, we'll play it at a suitable level." He grinned at me.

He was fucking with me, I knew it. He was watching my every move from the time I got into the passenger seat to the time I got out of the car. It was like he was interested in something. God, why am I even thinking about him. This is stupid. He's gay, I'm not. I shouldn't be thinking this way. What the hell is going on with me lately? I wasn't feeling this until I saw him in the dr---, NO! I will not say it. I'm not a faggot. 'Get a hold of yourself Jacob Black. You're straight as can be.' I folded my arms, "Am I? Am I really?"

"Excuse me? What was that? Are you talking to yourself?" It was Bella this time. Obviously there was no one left in the car. Just her and I, maybe I could talk to her for a little be. "Come on, silly. Everyone's leaving us." She hopped out of the car and ran to catch up with Alice and Rosalie.

I sighed and got out of the car. The sun was lowering and I was aching, "I'm not in the mood for this right now. I'd rather go home and sleep."

'Don't talk like that, Jacob. You love him. You love him.'

What the hell? Who was that? Great, I'm thinking about dudes and I'm hearing voices. I crazy, wonderful. I jogged to the rest of the group and sat down next to them.

"--alright? Everyone understand the rules?" Alice looked really sexy when she was serious.

"Uh," I raised my hand and flashed a shy smile, "No. I didn't catch any of that."

"Baseball, Jacob. Do you know Baseball?" Bella asked.

I nodded a few times and thought, 'Hope she's not angry with me.'

"Rose, you're on Jake's team. Explain the game to him," Emmett groaned. He seemed really angry. He was glaring at me. If his eyes could really burn me alive, that's what would happen. Damn, I'd be so dead right now.

Well, our baseball game only lasted about twenty minutes because Bella was getting tired. Edward bent down next the poor girl as she layed on the floor. "Come on, honey. We'll get you home." We all piled into the car and the ride was silent once we got to my house.

I got out and waved to Bella, she just smiled a tired smile. "Bye."