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RPOV

I tried to focus on Emmett. Maybe because of our connection, I would be able to hear him from this distance if I concentrated hard enough.

But all I could hear were Alice's endless giggles echoing in my head. What on earth was that wicked little pixie up to now?

And she was certainly up to something.

I could practically feel the cogs clicking and turning in her mind, but she was trying her best to keep her thoughts from me. She was reciting Romeo and Juliet, of all things. Luckily, she was too distracted by whatever it was that was making her giggle and she let something slip.

Handcuffs, three pairs of handcuffs.

That sneaky little vampire!

I grabbed Bella and headed for Alice's room.

"What's going on?" Bella asked.

I didn't even knock, I simply flung Alice's door open. "Ask Alice," I said.

Alice sat in the center of her bed. "What did I do?" she asked, looking as innocent as the day she was born human.

"Hand them over Alice," I said, extending my hand to her.

"Hand what over?" Bella demanded, getting so frustrated that she almost stomped her foot.

I glowered at Alice and she rolled her eyes.

"Fine," she said, pulling the handcuffs out from under her pillow, "here, these are Edward's." She handed Bella one set of cuffs. "And these are Emmett's," she said dropping the silver rings in my hand.

"I'm guessing those are Jasper's," I said, pointing to the remaining set that she clutched in her tiny hand.

"I had to do something to ensure the future," she said, defending her actions.

"You could have told us Alice," Bella said.

"There wasn't time," Alice explained, "I saw the future changing when they had to leave so soon and I had to act fast."

"I'll say," I said with a laugh. "I didn't even see you swipe 'em!"

"Well, you were a little distracted by that big guy," Alice said with a grin.

That was an understatement if I'd ever heard one. I nearly blew the entire operation when I saw him standing on the front porch in that uniform. God, I loved to see a man in uniform.

I turned the handcuffs around in my hand and ideas started to bubble. The thought of these cuffs and what Emmett could do to me with them. Or better yet, what I could do to him, considering that I would undoubtedly break them like a pair of those plastic toy cuffs. But on him? Handcuffed to my bed? There was no stopping the grin that spread across my face.

"Hey," Alice snapped her fingers, breaking the spell I'd put myself into. "Listen, you two," she said, pointing to me and Bella, "you better take care of what ever it is you need to take care of and get those ideas out of your heads right now."

"But, I wasn't going to do…" Bella started before Alice shot her a look.

"The hell you weren't!" she said.

I tried to stifle a laugh, but was more than unsuccessful.

"That goes for you too Rose," she accused, "and don't tell me you weren't planning on doing it because your mind was made up, I saw it. Nice idea about the handcuffs by the way, I think I'm going to steal that," she said with a wink. "Look, they are coming over tonight and I can't have you two jumping Edward and Emmett as soon as they get in the door because that will just freak them out even more."

"I have some self control Alice," I said, a little irritated.

She laughed.

Right in my face!

"Yeah, right," she cackled. "You two are wound up tighter than a couple of Swiss clocks, especially you," she said, turning to Bella.

"Me?" Bella squeaked.

"Yes, you." Alice pointed. "This whole 'saving yourself' business is one seriously bad idea."

Bella was going to protest but thought better of it. Nobody bet against Alice.

"So, they were pretty freaked out huh?" Bella asked quietly.

"Well wouldn't you be?" I answered. "Imagine you're just walking around, being human and thinking everything is normal, when you all of a sudden you are standing face to face with the person you've dreamed about, non stop, for the last six weeks that you didn't even know existed. Wouldn't that freak you out just a tad?"

"But don't worry," Alice interjected, "they aren't so freaked out that they are going to turn down a drink or two when they stop by tonight."

Alice jumped off her bed and flung the doors of her massive closet open, digging around in a box that was in there and pulling out two big bottles of Jack Daniels.

"Where did you get those?" I asked.

"I had a weird vision just before we were sent here that told me we were going to need these," she said, shaking the bottles.

"So we are going to get them drunk?" Bella asked, cocking an eyebrow in my direction.

"More or less," Alice said with a grin.

APOV

I took Rosalie and Bella by the hands replayed the vision I'd had earlier in the evening for my sisters.

I showed them that the guys weren't just freaked out about seeing us, but more upset over the feelings they had for us that they couldn't control.

The vision was clear.

The guys came by the house in order to get their respective handcuffs back, but they were all so nervous. Emmett, that big one of Rosalie's, was sweating bullets. I saw them taking the drinks and relaxing finally.

Okay, so the whole drunk thing wasn't part of my vision, but I knew we needed to have some fun, and humans were a lot of fun to play with when they were drunk. Once I'd made up my mind on that, I could see the fun we would have.

"Alice," Bella giggled, watching the vision play out.

"Tell me that didn't look like fun," I challenged.

"But I don't have an outfit like that Alice," Rose said to me, dropping my hand and crossing her arms over her chest.

"Closet," I said, nodding to the left.

Bella and Rose walked into my closet to find boxes with their names written on them.

"Do you guys remember that shopping trip we took about a couple of months before Carlisle and Esme sent us out here?"

A squeal of delight came from inside the closet as they cracked open the boxes. They had been highly pissed at me when I had taken them both shopping and then wouldn't let them have their new clothes.

I heard a couple of thank you's on the wind as they rushed past me with their boxes.

Bella zipped back in and gave me a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you Alice," she said, giving me a tight squeeze.

"You know," I said to her as she was leaving, "Edward is probably home, asleep, right now?"

She looked at me with a very confused expression.

I rolled my eyes, Bella didn't take hints very well.

"And I'd be willing to bet that he's dreaming, about you…"

She gasped and I swear, if it was possible she would have blushed nine shades of red. This Edward had her really messed up in the head. The Bella I knew would never have though twice about jumping into some guy's dream for a little self satisfaction.

"Bell, you have got to get over this whole 'saving it' thing you've got cooked up in your head. You have the ability to sneak inside his head and pretty much see what he wants to do to you. In action. Hell, if I had that ability I wouldn't think twice about jumping inside Jasper's head to see all the dirty little thoughts he had about me."

I giggled and shivered, just imagining it.

She opened her mouth, to protest I'm sure, but I put my hand up, stopping her.

"You'll thank me for it," I said, "trust me."

BPOV

Trust her.

If there was any being on this planet that I trusted more than any other, it was Alice.

I puttered around my room for a little while, taking all of the clothes out of the big box she'd given me and put them away. Except for what I would be wearing tonight.

Okay, now what?

Shower. I could get that out of the way.

I stood in my shower and let the warm water flow over my body. Oh that felt so good. Maybe I should take Alice's advice and relieve some stress.

I closed my eyes and threw my thoughts toward Edward as quick as I could before I lost my nerve. Those poor minds between my brain and Edward's were probably swimming with unadulterated lust right about now.

I reined my control in a bit and concentrated on just Edward and slipped into his dream.

He was walking from his police cruiser toward some bright red sports car. No, he wasn't just walking, he was swaggering. Oh dear god. I could see the reflection of the sports car in his mirrored cop sunglasses and I saw the window slowly roll down.

"Is there a problem officer?" I heard the voice from the inside of the car say.

Wait a minute, that's my voice.

I saw my hand flutter out of the window, handing him a driver's license.

He took a step back from the car and pushed his sunglasses down his nose, looking over the top of them at me. "Can you step out of the car please Ms. Cullen?" he said.

I felt my entire body tingle as I slid my hand down my torso and between my legs.

"Did I do something wrong, officer?" I asked as I climbed out of the car, wearing what could barely be qualified as a dress.

"Place your hands on the back of the car please," he said, pointing to the back of the vehicle.

I watched him, watching me slowly walk to the back of the car. The way he looked at my body fueled the movements of my hand circling around the tight little bundle of nerves that itched for his hot touch. I cranked up the heat of the water and held my hand under it for a moment, letting my fingers get good and warm in the water that was so hot it would have scalded human skin.

He came up behind me and dipped down. Starting at my ankles he slid his hands slowly up my bare legs. As he moved up my body he leaned in, pressing me against the trunk of the car.

"So, you like going fast do you Ms. Cullen?" he purred into my ear as his hands slid around my waist and started moving up my stomach.

"Yes," I whimpered out loud, my now hot fingers sliding down into my cool folds.

His lips pressed against the skin of my neck as his right hand slipped into the deep v of my dress, grasping my breast and squeezing it.

He kicked my legs apart and slid his other hand down my back, gathering my skirt up over my ass and feeling between my legs.

I gasped and changed hands, sliding the freshly hot fingers into myself.

"Tsk, tsk, Ms. Cullen," he said, reaching up between my legs and stroked the nub that was aching for his touch, "I was going to let you go with a warning, but I can't let this violation go."

The buckle of his pants clinked behind me as he unbuckled his belt and slid his pants down to his knees.

I saw his bare backside in the dream and nearly lost it.

"What is my crime officer?" I asked.

"I'm going to have to give you a citation for teasing an officer accompanied with driving without panties," he said, leaning into my ear again. "Dirty little girl," he whispered.

Oh god, this was like watching live porn, staring Edward and me. I worked my hand faster, strumming myself into a near frenzy, then I had an idea. I nearly ripped the shower head right out of the wall, trying to get it down fast enough and shove it between my legs.

I heard him gasp and growl as he pressed into me from behind. His hand crawled up my back and tangled in my hair, pulling it just a bit.

"Harder," I growled, out loud and then shot that thought through the dream.

"Harder," I growled and sunk my teeth into my bottom lip, moaning in pleasure when he did what I asked.

"I love the way your cool little body feels," he panted.

That was all I could take. I tumbled backwards out of the dream and slid to the floor of the shower, my head spinning, panting and shuddering with the force of my orgasm.

I blinked my eyes and tried to focus, I literally felt dazed.

That had never happened before.

I reached up to turn the water off and sat on the shower floor and absorbed what I'd just heard him say.

He liked the way my cool body felt.

A deliriously happy smile spread across my face.

Oh yeah, I owed Alice big time.

EPOV

I sat bolt straight up in bed, sweating, gasping for breath, heart pounding and with a raging hard on.

Jesus, what the hell was that all about? That was one of the most real dreams I'd had yet. I remembered back to last night, standing in the kitchen with her and how cold her hand was when she touched me.

I liked it.

I didn't realize how much I'd liked it until now. I stood up and started to head for the bathroom, to relieve this god awful pressure. If I could anyway. I'd been having a hell of a time with that lately and it was so weird.

I'd never been this turned on for this length of time in my entire life. It was like I was in a perpetual state of arousal ever since I started dreaming about her. But every time I tried to get some kind of relief it took forever because something seemed…off.

I thought about her cold little hand and stopped in the middle of the hallway. I stood still for a second and listened to my dad snoring and Emmett moaning and groaning in his sleep. I tiptoed down the stairs and across the kitchen.

What am I looking for?

I flung open the fridge and looked around. Nothing in there would work for what I needed.

"Try sticking your hand in a bowl of ice first, it helps," I heard on the other side of the refrigerator door and nearly jumped out of my skin.

Jasper chuckled from the doorway leading down to his room.

"Christ Jasper, you nearly gave me a heart attack," I whispered.

"Sorry bro," he laughed. "But I'm serious about the ice," he said, setting a bowl of mostly melted ice in the sink. "I don't know why, but it works."

"Uh, thanks?"

"Fine," he said, shrugging his shoulders, "walk around all frustrated and pissed off like Emmett all the time then."

I eyeballed the freezer. It's worth a shot right?

"Bowl of ice huh?"

"Trust me," he said with a grin before he shut his door. I could hear the stairs creak as he walked down into his room.

I walked over to the cupboard and grabbed a bowl and then filled it with ice cubes and then headed back upstairs.

I sat in the bathroom and stared at the bowl.

I feel like an idiot.

I took a deep breath and shoved my hand into the bowl and held it in there for as long as I could stand it.

Great, now my hand is numb.

I worked my fingers open and closed a few times until I got control of them again. I touched my finger to the tip, to test how cold it was.

I jumped. It was cold, but it felt…good.

I wrapped my hand around myself and replayed the dream scenario in my imagination, with a little variation.

"I would really like to help the community, Officer Swan?" she said, unbuckling my belt.

I moved my hand up and down, pumping myself. Yeah, now this felt right. I could feel that my hand was going to heat back up pretty soon so I stuck my other hand in the ice.

"I want to do my part for the department," she purred, reaching her cold hand down the front of my pants.

I quickly switched hands. "Jesus," I gasped, jumping again as my ice cold fingers touched my hot flesh.

Her icy fingers wrapped around my shaft as she pushed my pants down with her free hand.

"What can I do officer?" she asked, looking up at me with those gorgeous amber colored eyes.

I looked at her mouth, she had the most beautiful mouth I'd ever seen.

Would her mouth be cold like her hands? I hoped to find out soon, but since this was my fantasy, right now, it was.

"Your mouth," I nodded toward my straining length that was getting harder by the second in her hand and damn near exploding at the sheer thought of being in her mouth.

"Anything for you officer Swan," she said with a smile as she sank to her knees.

I switched up my hands one more time…just a few more strokes.

I watched her succulent red lips parting to take me inside.

She closed her mouth around the tip, her cold tongue swirled around the end and her eyes fluttered in pleasure at the taste.

That was all it took. I shuddered as I released into the toilet, groaning with every last spurt.

My knees started shaking and I slunk to the bathroom floor.

"Whew," I breathed, an after shock raking my body.

Jasper is a fucking genius.

EMPOV

I rolled over and looked at the clock, it was noon. Damn I hated working the night shift because I always wound up sleeping through half of the next day.

Rosalie was everywhere in my dreams. Hell, she was everywhere in my head right now and I was awake.

Man, if I didn't have her soon my dick was just going to drop off. Even jerking off didn't help anymore.

Hell, I was half tempted to give Jasper's hair brained idea about the ice a whack. I was desperate.

I stomped down the stairs and found Jazz and Edward laughing up in the kitchen. I was not in the mood for their shit.

"What the fuck are you two dip shits laughing about?" I yawned and headed for the cupboard.

I heard something sliding across the table and turned to see a little bowl of ice sliding toward me.

I narrowed my eyes at it and they both started cracking up, slapping their knees and grabbing their stomachs.

The runt was the closest so I went after him first, but damn that little shit was fast. He ducked out of my grasp, still laughing like an idiot.

"Don't be pissed off at Ed, man, at least he's smart enough to take care of his shit," Jasper nodded to the bowl on the table.

I grumbled and headed back to the cupboard and grabbed a mixing bowl. I reached into the freezer and dumped the entire ice tray into the bowl and slammed it back under the icemaker. If I was going to do this shit, I was going to do it up good damn it. I've been pent up for a fucking week!

My brothers watched me stalk around the kitchen in silence. Good.

I snatched the little bowl off of the table and dumped the ice into the big mixing bowl, slamming the little bowl back down onto the table so hard that it bounced back up and flew at my head.

That was it, Ed and Jazz roared with laughter. Edward laughed so hard that he literally fell out of his chair.

"Fuck you both," I grumbled as I stomped up the stairs.

"You two assholes better be ready to leave at five," I yelled down the stairs before I slammed my door shut.