Disclaimer:
::Jupiter:: I have no clue what's going on.
::Laurëalas:: Well, that's normal.
::Jiana:: Shut up. Good chappie. Read. Laur, how we keeping Ewik?
::Laurëalas:: *sweatdrops*
::Jiana:: So... nothing's ours except Erik and ourselves and anything that seems like it might be a personality in the DBZ characters.
::Jupiter:: We don't own Erik!
::Jiana:: No, not we, us! Laur and I.

Chapter 14 – Laurëalas Heero

I was sitting in between Legolas and Glorfindel, and across from Aragorn. We had been trying to eat lunch, but the quite disgusting display at the table assuaged most of our appetite. So instead we went outside and I had talked them into helping me with pronunciation of the few phrases I knew of Sindarin and Quenya. They were beautiful languages, even if I would have no one to speak them to once we figured out how to send them home.
"Ai lintulinda Lasselanta
Pilingeve suyer nalla ganta
Kuluvi ya karnevalinar…"
"Karnevalinar. Make the last 'a' longer."
"Kuluvi ya karnevalinar
V'ematte singi Eldamar." I smiled triumphantly. That was probably the longest one I knew all the way through. It was actually a poem. I was catching on by this time and hadn't made many mistakes. "Auta i lome."
"Auta i lómë.
"Auta i… lómë." I was rather frustrated that my success had made me careless. "Aurë… um… entul-luva? Is that even close to right?"
"Entuluva," said Aragorn slowly. "You seem to have picked up quite an assortment of phrases."
I nodded. "Entuluva. Aurë entuluva," I repeated. "Well, I told you how here you're from a book. I've read it a lot. It's a good story, one of my favorites if fact. It's right up there with the Shannara books and the Vampire Chronicles. Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo."
"Very good. Shannara? The Vampire Chronicles?"
"I'm glad. I've known that one for so long that it would be very difficult to make myself change the way I say it. The Vampire Chronicles are amazing books! Anne Rice wrote them. I do hope that we don't get any characters from there showing up though, as the majority of them are vampires. The Shannara books are by Terry Brooks, and really that world is a good deal like yours. There are Elves, humans, Dwarves, no hobbits though. There's Gnomes, and trolls. And a few other races – Mogwrents? I think that's it, or at least close. It's been a while since I read those books. The Druids there are quite a bit like the Rangers of your world and the minions of darkness, whose names I've forgotten for the moment, are very similar to the ring wraiths. Okay, let's see how much I can get of this one." I paused, taking a breath and drudging up the Elven song from my memory. "A Elbereth Gilthoniel silivren penna míriel o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered… palan-díriel… o… ga… gala… galad?" I stopped, sighing in frustration. "I don't remember any more."
"Well, your pronunciation was near perfect until the end," stated Aragorn. I shrugged.
"I still wish I could remember all of it. It's one of my favorite songs from the story. Well, except for… wait. That's much later. Can't tell you about that one then. It was very touching though. I've always been partial to melancholy ballads."
"Why?" Legolas looked truly curious. I shrugged and stared at the ground, not wanting to explain that morbid music helped me through my frequent bouts of depression. I had quite a collection of burned CD's filled with songs about death, destruction, and heartache.
"I wish I could remember the rest of it," I repeated in an attempt to change the subject. There was a moment of silence in which none of us spoke.
"A Elbereth Gilthoniel
silveren pena míriel
o menel aglar elenath!"
Glorfindel was singing in a soft, clear tenor. His voice lifted me from the dark mood I had been threatening to fall into. I listened attentively to catch the rest of it. I would always remember the sound of him singing for me.
"Na-chaered palan-díriel
o galadhremmin ennorath
Fanuilos le linnathon
Nef aear, si nef aearon!"
"Thank you." I wiped away tears that I hadn't noticed until now. Glorfindel looked definitely embarrassed, not to mention a little upset that he had made me cry. I smiled a little to show that I was all right. The songs of Elves touch the soul in a way that the fleeting music of mortals cannot.
"I think that is enough lessons in the Elven tongues for today," Aragorn said gently. I nodded in agreement. Then my face brightened and my smile grew.
"Time for a lesson in listening!" I hopped off the porch railing and grabbed Legolas's hand, pulling him around to the side of the house. Aragorn raised an eyebrow in question and Glorfindel shrugged sheepishly.
"We promised Laur that we would try to teach her to hear the trees' voices." Aragorn chuckled and the two of them followed us. We hadn't gone very far, which was why I could still hear and see them. I'd sat under the small mimosa tree. I'd wanted to go to the huge black walnut tree behind the house, but dragging a half amused-half annoyed Elf that far hadn't seemed like a good idea.
"Okay, how do I start?" With a sigh Legolas sat beside me and began explaining things like breathing and concentration and such. It was really a lot like my first karate lesson, so I caught on quickly. I laid a hand on one of the little tree's thin limbs as a way to mentally ground myself to it. Then, in a relaxed and almost trance-like state I began to listen.
Listening to a tree is not at all like listening to sounds. You don't hear them with your ears. It's a little bit your mind, a little your heart, and a little something else. I'm not quite sure what. Maybe it's your spirit, your soul, the essence of your being. It didn't really matter much. I could sense the sap pulsing deep under the smooth bark, and the green frond-like leave drinking in the sunlight. I could feel the life in it as if it were a songbird under my fingers rather than cool wood. I couldn't quite hear what the tree might be saying, but I was most definitely closer than I ever had been before.
After what seemed like only moments I felt a hand touch my arm. I shook my head, drawing myself away from my communion with the tree. The sun felt too bright against my eyes. My head felt as if I'd gone and slammed it repeatedly into a brick wall while moving at high speeds. "Ouch," I observed, moving my hands gingerly to my head as if I could keep the viscous headache from splitting my skull open like an over-ripe watermelon.
"Here, chew these." Aragorn handed me a few withered looking leaves, which I obediently popped into my mouth.
"Ew," I stated, but my headache was already subsiding. Whatever these nasty-tasting leaves were, they worked better than any pain reliever I would have found in the house.
"I remember my first lesson in hearing the trees. I didn't last nearly so long as you did," Aragorn told me. I smiled a little through my swiftly vanishing headache. "Of course, I was five at the time."
"Thanks," I said sardonically as the three of them grinned.
"Humans trying to learn do generally end up with headaches fit to bring down a mountain. Elves, apparently, do not."
"Of course not, Estel," Glorfindel huffed as though he were mortally offended by even the thought of Elves getting headaches. Then he and Legolas laughed as Aragorn gave me a rueful look.
"How long was I listening?" I asked curiously, noticing that the shadows had moved significantly.
"Only about an hour. That's quite impressive for a first try though," Aragorn told me.
"An hour?" I was surprised. "It didn't feel like nearly that long!"
"Yes, and now you may understand why trees take so long to do anything, if they do anything at all. Time moves slowly for them."
"Well, maybe next time I'll actually hear her speak."
"Perhaps." I stood, a little shakily, and wiped bits of grass off myself. My leg was asleep, but after sitting Indian-style on the ground for an hour I suppose it had a right to be. I stayed put a moment until I was sure that it would support me before the four of us trooped back inside.
They almost immediately sat in a corner and began a conversation in rapidly flowing Sindarin. It sounded quite lyrical and I pause a moment to listen to it even though I couldn't understand it. Most everyone else was sitting on the floor playing games. Vegeta and Gandalf were actually talking to each other. I decided I didn't really want to know about what. Walking through the kitchen I saw Chi Chi and Bulma washing dishes from lunch… still. I was about to offer to help out when I heard a knock on the back door.
Now don't think I'm crazy (well, I am, but that's beside the point) but I sincerely hoped it wasn't anyone real. With a house full of cartoon and storybook characters I seriously didn't need any relatives showing up, and they were to only one's who used the back door. That, of course, meant that I was hoping for more fictional characters. That meant more people in the house, more people to figure out how to send home, more mouths to feed, and that Ji might possibly go completely ballistic.
In spite of all this I trudged to the back door and opened it. "Oh." Standing in front of me were a pair of black-haired children alike enough to be twins. The one on the right wore a striped tee shirt, jeans, a jacket, and sneakers that were untied. The one on the left wore a frilly dress and cloak, a tiara perched in her hair. A blue-clad faerie hovered just above her shoulder. Behind them stood a boy who was about the same height as the two children. He had spiky, tri-colored hair. Behind him stood a white haired boy and a tall boy with short brown hair. "Oh," I repeated for good measure.
"Excuse me," said the spiky haired boy. "We seem to be lost…"
I interrupted him. "You have somehow, by some method we've yet to discover, traveled to another dimension where you are all fictional characters in a cartoon. A particularly good cartoon, I might add. Anyway, come on in and I'll introduce you to everyone. We're doing our best to try to figure out how to send everyone home."
"Oh," said Yugi, echoing my earlier sentiment.
"So you know who we are already?" asked Mokuba.
"Princess Adina, who is also a mystical elf, and her little helper faerie," I began, nodding toward the girl. "Mokuba Kaiba, who idolizes his older brother and wants to grow up to be just like him. Yugi Motou, Duelist Kingdom champion and bearer of the Millennium Puzzle and Hikari of the ancient spirit that resides inside it." Yugi's eyes widened in surprise as I said this. "Ryou Bakura, bearer of the Millennium Ring and Hikari of its evil spirit. Seto Kaiba, head of Kaiba Corp., boy genius, amazing duelist, inventor of some really awesome technology to make dueling more realistic, but above all, Mokuba's big brother."
"I guess that means yes," Mokuba stated in amazement. I just nodded.
"My name's Laurëalas Heero. Well, I'll introduce you to everyone and then we'll see if you can blend in and pretend you were always here. I think that if Ji realizes more people have shown up she'll go postal or something. Oh, and please keep your technology to yourselves as much as possible. Most of these people are from less advanced realities. Not all, but most." Taking my warning about Ji quite seriously, they all followed me in silence. The kitchen was empty now. Bulma and Chi Chi must have been almost finished when I'd come through. I reached the living room and Jupiter looked up, did a double take, and grinned. I motioned for him to keep quiet and introduced everyone with as little noise as possible. However, our peace was not to be. Just as everyone was settling back into talking and game playing, Jiana came down the stairs.

Authour's Note:
::Laurëalas:: Wow! I talked a lot.
::Jiana:: I have a sharp and pointy object. *grins evilly*
::Laurëalas:: Review... before she uses it.

Translations for Elvish:

Ai lintulinda Lasselanta
(O swiftly sing of autumn)
Pilingeve suyer nalla ganta
(...)
Kuluvi ya karnevalinar
(Red-gold-will which red fire of power)
V'ematte singi Eldamar.
(... Elvenhome.)

Auta i lómë.
(The night is passing.)

Aurë entuluva.
(Day shall come again.)

Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo.
(A star shines on the hour of our meeting.)

A Elbereth Gilthoniel
(Oh Star-Queen, Star Kindler)
silveren pena míriel
([White] glittering slants down sparkling like jewels)
o menel aglar elenath!
(From firmament gloy [of the] star-host!)
Na-chaered palan-díriel
(To-remote distance after having gazed)
o galadhremmin ennorath
(from treewoven middle-earth,)
Fanuilos le linnathon
(Snow-white, to thee I will chant)
Nef aear, si nef aearon!
(on this side of the ocean, here on this side of the
great ocean!)

[word]=added in during translation for gramatical
purposes.

(...)=not a clue what this part means.