I plan on making this a two-shot but if you want to know how Bella did it I'll add put that in the next "chapter" (because it was quite smart). Poor poor Alice.
When we got to the first mall Bella's mouth dropped open, "... Where are we?"
I rolled my eyes and replied, "Minnesota, duh." Rosalie mouthed duh behind me and Bella stuck her tongue out at her. I just started throwing clothes at Bella for her to try on. She asked me why she had to come out since I could already see her coming out but I couldn't until she decided to come out. I pouted, Bella was being mean.
"Come on, Bella, just this last onne!" I pleaded
Bella replied, "You said that almost 10 outfits ago. No, I'm not putting it on." I pouted when I heard her phone ring and I heard her say, "Okay, you're in Minnesota? Cool. You know where the huge mall is? You wanna meet in the food court? Fifteen minutes? Okay."
I asked, "Who was that? Jacob or Renesmee?"
She replied, "Jacob," with a devious smirk on her face. I don't really know though why because she was the one stuck at the mall with me... She wouldn't be able to get me back here. We had to put all the clothes on the rack of "didn't want" (even though we bought most of them there were a few that didn't fit). I talked at Bella about how beautiful she looked in one of the dresses and Rosalie was just shaking her head. Bella was smiling and laughing.
When we went to the food court Jacob and the pack was all there. I was confused but I had Bella at the mall so I mean... She couldn't do anything... Bella hugged Jacob while Rosalie and him had a stare off.
I asked, "So are we here to eat?"
Jacob said, "Oh, no. We're here shopping here too. We already ate, so we don't have to eat at the moment." I thought oh and then Bella ran towards a store that looked okay... I was pulled along and I really didn't like it. I was starting to get uncomfortable when we reached inside the store. It was a Hot Topic. I thought I would die. All of the outfits were neon colors and they didn't match... The shoes didn't either! And there were these purses and hair stuff that wouldn't match anything EVER! I almost fainted but then Bella said, "Come on, Alice, let's try on some clothes!"
Even though I was already dead I officaly died then. Bella put on a "Bullet for My Valentine" shirt with a green tu-tu. Jacob had ripped jeans on and a pink shirt on. Some of the others in the pack were looking at piercings... If I hadn't rememebered I was surrounded by humans I would have ran out so fast but I could only walk... And then I could still hear them talking about that... stuff... When I got in the car I hit the gas and didn't even wait for Rose and Bella to get in. I went straight home, didn't talk to anyone when I came in, and went to my computer where there was beautiful matching clothes.
I wouldn't talk to Bella for a week and that was just fine with her. I was never ever going to take Bella shopping again.