Survivor Xover Version

by Tinyhammer

Sixteen people from different franchises come to Donkey Kong Country to compete each other in hopes of being the lone Survivor and winning 1,000,000 dollars. But if the sun doesn't burn them, someone else will. FINISHED! Now with sneak peek on the sequel!

5. Days 10 to 12

Here's Chapter 5! Enjoy!

(Tribe Kremling)

Hank was leading the tribe back to camp. Singing, skipping, frolicking, back-flipping and other things making a spectacle of himself.

"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! Zip-A-Dee-Day! My oh my, what a wonderful day!" Hank sang. "Plenty of sunshine, coming my way! Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! Zip-A-Dee-Day!"

"Well, it took 9 VERY long days but we finally did it!" Hank said to the camera with a big grin on his face. "We FINALLY got rid of Nermal! And man, I feel on top of the world! Now after we make merge, I can get rid of Mark and Mignon. That is… If they are somehow lucky enough to make it that far!"

Xigbar, Augie, Lilo and Fuuka sweat-dropped at the hyperactive dog.

"Safe to say HE'S happy…" Xigbar muttered.

"Well, at least now he would be a little more tamer." Lilo shrugged.

"Right. Everyone knows the plan?" Xigbar asked.

"Vote off Lucy." Lilo smiled.

"But, of course." Xigbar smirked.

"Well, so much for Nermal. But now we are moving on to our primary target, Lucy." Augie said to the camera. "All we have to do is not to do anything suspicious in front of her and we're good while she's not."

"I really wished we could have voted her out tonight though." Lilo lamented.

"Hey, we still got another day without her." Augie shrugged.

"Yeah, it's more the Kongs' loss than ours." Xigbar agreed.

"I guess you're right." Lilo said. "All we can do now is rest now before we have to deal with her for two more days."

"I wonder how are the Kongs are doing?" Xigbar asked.

(Day 10, Tribe Kong)

"I swear you don't know what it's like to be surrounded by idiots! Weak idiots by that! They kept bringing up Zoro even though he is long gone! I mean sure he was strong but he was also lazy and stupid! And furthermore, Augie and Lilo kept talking back to me about being too bossy! Humph, that ship needs a captain! And it's currently won't be Xigbar! He's just as stupid as both of them. Hank and Nermal are stupid too but I can tolerate them. Fuuka is the smartest one surpassing even me, of course. Too bad she's too weak…" Lucy said.

Clover, Mignon and Swiper were sitting around her were looking very, very bored. Ace would have joined them if he wasn't banging his head against a tree.

"Xigbar wasn't kidding about learning the hard way of staying with Lucy." Ace said to the camera. "She is getting on my nerves."

"And furthermore they are so horrible at Challenges. You saw what they did at the last Challenge. I swear I wish I was with the more fit group." Lucy said biting an apple.

"Riiiiight." Swiper said with his head feeling numb.

"I'm glad I got kidnapped! I can take out my anger on these punks and they can't do anything about it!" Lucy said to the camera smirking.

"Sooo, Lucy, who did you think left last night?" Swiper asked.

"Nermal, if my alliance pulls through." Lucy said.

"Alliance?" Ace asked as he stopped banging against the tree.

"Yeah, with Hank, Xigbar and Augie." Lucy nodded.

"So you're in the majority, you say?" Swiper smirked.

"Yeah, after Nermal, we'll plan to take out Fuuka and then, Weirdlo. Depending how many times we have to go to Tribal Council." Lucy explained.

"The best thing about being kidnapped or kidnapping someone is you get a LOT of juicy information." Swiper said to the camera smirking. "Now, let's see what we got here."

"So who is the leader?" Swiper asked.

"Moi." Lucy said proudly.

All fours Kongs blinked at this.

"Come again?" Clover asked.

"Like I said, I am the leader." Lucy said. "I am a LOT smarter. After all, I DID masterminded Zoro's demise."

"You don't say?" Swiper mused.

"Does that mean they have to listen to you?" Mignon asked.

"But, of course! I got them wrapped around my finger! The others are pretty much done for!" Lucy smirked.

She then did a very loud and annoying posh laugh making the four Kongs cover their ears in pain.

"Please… never do that again. Ever." Clover said flatly. "Otherwise, we will have a problem."

"Humph. Well, at least I am not a dumb blonde like you!" Lucy huffed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Clover said with her eyes widening.

"It's Calvin all over again." Ace said slapping his hand on his forehead at the camera.

"Now, listen here you little snot-nosed brat…!" Clover said angrily.

"THERE you five are!"

The five turned to see Yomi with her hands on her hips.

"I think you all have been playing around long enough, back to work, everyone!" Yomi said.

"Again? But we worked yesterday!" Swiper groaned.

"And the day before that. And the day before that." Ace agreed.

"Look, I just want our tribe to stay in shape. This IS Survivor, you know." Yomi nodded.

"Even though I am not familiar with Survivor, I DO know one thing." Yomi said to the camera. "Laziness kills. I mean, look happened at Zoro. I was surprised to find out he was voted off but according to Lucy, he didn't do his fair share and look where it got him. Even though they are a few people whose personalities I disliked, I don't want them to end up like Zoro."

Ace gave a defeated sigh. "Fine."

"Good." Yomi smiled. She turned to Lucy. "Okay, Lucy, help Mark get some coconuts. Swiper will accompany you."

The natural-born fussbudget blinked twice as this. "Excusez moi? And why should I work? I'm not even on this tribe?"

"And that gives you the right to lunge around?" Yomi asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Um, duh!" Lucy said.

"She's right, Yomi. She can be as lazy as she wants and doesn't get targeted." Ace explained.

"Yeah, listen to the ugly mercenary!" Lucy nodded.

Ace paused for a minute. "On second thought, some discipline will do Lilly Pendragon Jr. some good."

"What?" Lucy said with wide eyes.

"It's official now. I HATE each and every person in this stupid game." Lucy said groaning at the camera.

(Tribe Kremling)

"Come on, light! Darn it!" Xigbar said in annoyance trying to make a fire with the other Kremlings watching him.

"Keep going. I think I saw a spark." Lilo encouraged.

"Hold on a sec." Xigbar mused.

Suddenly, a fire appeared. Everyone then cheered.

"Finally!" Xigbar smirked.

"After a week and a half out here. We FINALLY created a fire." Xigbar said to the camera. "After cooking some fish over it, we decided to chat before the Reward Challenge tomorrow where Lucy comes back."

"No way someone like you works for a group like Organization XIII!" Hank said after being told by Xigbar what he does.

The middle-aged Nobody laughed heartily at this. "If you think that's unbelievable, wait till you meet Demyx! So Lilo, what do you do?"

"Well, I live with my ohana which resides of my sister, Nani. My pet and best friend, Stitch. My uncle Jumbaa and my aunt Pleakley. I am just a normal girl. But sometimes I go alien with my pet." The Hawaiian child explained.

"Alien hunting?" Hank asked raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, there are all Stitch's cousins. We are evil because my uncle used to be an evil genius but we managed to convert all of them for the better." Lilo smiled.

Xigbar, Hank, Augie and Fuuka blinked twice at this.

Xigbar then coughed. "Well, that's interesting. So, Hank, what about you?"

"Well, I am Head of Ranch Security!" The brown dog smirked. "It is my duty to make sure the ranch stays under control! Sure, I don't have with aliens but I deal with the toughest opponents!"

"Really? You are the Head? That means you are the leader?" Augie asked.

"But, of course! I AM the strongest, the smartest and, I hate to brag, the most handsome one on the ranch!" Hank smirked.

Everyone sweat-dropped at this.

"Hank constantly kept putting his foot in his mouth." Lilo said sweat-dropping at the camera.

"What about you, Augster? What do you and your dad do together?" Hank asked.

"Well, we do all kind of stuff together. We ride on together on an ark, competing in an Olympic-type of event and went treasure hunting." Augie explained. "What about you, Fuuka?"

"Oh, nothing. I live in a dorm with my friends and go to high school." Fuuka said smiling sheepishly. "Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary."

Xigbar raised an eyebrow.

"Fuuka's lying. It's easy to tell. Still, it's not like her telling the truth is going to affect us in anyway so I choose to let in slide." Xigbar said shrugging at the camera.

(Day 11, Tribe Kong)

Lucy was fanning herself using a palm tree leaf under the Kongs shelter. The heat was getting to her.

"Whew! It is hot today!" The dark-haired girl said fanning herself. Suddenly, she saw Mark and Eduardo walking by carrying some stuff. "Hey, boys, wanna get the most beautiful girl in the world some water?"

"Can it wait for a couple of minutes? We are doing something." Mark pointed out.

"You mean you won't even take a few minutes time to get some water for a parched young lady?" Lucy asked offended.

"But Lucy, technically you are not a young lady. You are a little girl." Mignon said walking in.

This created an anger mark on the girl's head. "Oh, and like YOU'RE one to talk."

"What do you mean?" Mignon asked offended.

"Now, now, ladies. Break it up." Ace said walking up to them with a letter.

"Ooh, we got tree mail, Senor Ace?" Eduardo asked.

"Yep, we got our next Reward Challenge here!"

(Reward Challenge)

"All right! Bring in the Kongs!" Tinyrocket announced as the Kongs back to their mat. "Lucy, you go on and rejoin your tribe!"

"Finally!" Mignon said in relief.

"Good riddance." Clover agreed.

"Yeah, well, I'm not too fond of you guys either." Lucy muttered walking back to her mat.

"Now, we'll bring the new Kremlings!" Tinyrocket announced as the Kremlings walked in. "Nermal have been voted out at the last Tribal Council."

"Good." Lucy smirking seeing that her alliance pulled through.

"Now, before we start our Challenge. I have just one question." Tinyrocket asked. "Are you guys hungry?"

"I know I am. Why?" Hank asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Because this Challenge is a good old-fashioned eating contests." Tinyrocket smirked.

Hearing this brought excited smile to some people like Xigbar, Lilo and Hank but people like Clover, Mignon and Lucy have huge frowns on their faces.

"The rules are simple. It is an eating race. First one to eat and shallow their meal first wins the Reward." Tinyrocket said. "Wanna know what you guys are playing for?"

"Yeah! It better be good to do something like this!" Lucy shouted.

"All right! All right! Sheesh! Anyway, you would be playing for this!" Tinyrocket said walking over to the Reward. "Six pillows and three blankets. Very good for sleeping in the very cold nights. But before that, I have one question. Kremlings, have you made a fire yet?"

"Yeah. Barely though." Xigbar sighed.

"Then, here." Tinyrocket smirked throwing Xigbar something. Despite it caught him by surprise, the Nobody easily caught it. "Here's Flint to make sure you don't have that problem anytime soon!"

"Now, THAT'S what I am talking about!" Xigbar smirked.

"Now, Kongs, you have one extra person, who are you going to sit out?" Tinyrocket asked.

"ME!" Eduardo, Clover and Mignon shouted at the same time.

The three people looked at each other for a moment before narrowing their eyes.

"Rock-Paper-Scissors! 1-2-3!" The three shouted.

The three then gave out three different signals.

"SCISSORS CUT PAPER!" Clover shouted.

"PAPER COVERS ROCK!" Mignon shouted.

"ROCK SMASHES SCISSORS!" Eduardo shouted.

"SCISSORS CUT PAPER!"

"PAPER COVERS ROCK!"

"ROCK SMASHES SCISSORS!"

"SCISSORS CUT…" Clover said before realising something. "No, wait! Do-over!"

"1-2-3!"

Clover used Scissors. Mignon used Paper. Eduardo used Rock.

"1-2-3!"

Same result again.

"1-2-3!"

Ace, Mark, Yomi and Swiper sweat-dropped at their tribe-mates' strategy. The Kremlings looked on in disbelief and/or impatience. Tinyrocket was shaking his head in disbelief before giving

"I bet Jeff Probst doesn't have to put up with stuff like this." The host groaned.

"HEY! I WON! I WON!" A voice shouted.

Everyone turned to see Mignon jumping up and down in victory with Eduardo and Clover pouted in defeat.

"Mignon won!" Mignon said excitedly.

"All right, then." Ace nodded turning to Tinyrocket. "We're taking Mignon out."

"Finally! Now THAT'S out of the way!" Tinyrocket said walking over to a platform. "Shall we start? First off, Ace VS Fuuka."

"Oh, dear…" Fuuka gulped not really wanting to be first.

She and Ace then went over to the platform where Tinyrocket is the judge of course.

"Now, the first dish is considered easy. You have to eat ten moving beetles." The host explained. "On your marks, get set, GO!"

Ace wasted no time and started to stuff the beetles into his mouth. But after putting in the fourth moving bug, he realised that wasn't a bright move.

Fuuka slowly picked up one beetle trying to make sure it doesn't scurry out of her hand. She looked as the bug disgustingly squirms in her grasp. She then slowly covered her eyes and put in her mouth. That was when she felt it moving around her mouth.

Ace coughed a bit as the couple beetles accidentally crawl down his throat and recovered and chewed and swallowed the other bugs. He realised that he have to be more careful. Suddenly, he got a good idea. He then started to chew the bugs in half making them easier to shallow.

Fuuka winced as she started to chew the beetle slowly. The taste was horrible. After a bit of chewing, she decided to shallow. It was the hardest part for her.

After a bit of chewing, Ace have finished his plate but he wasn't done yet. He had to shallow every single bit in his mouth. After he did, he opened his mouth.

"Ace got it! Kongs lead 1-0!"

"All right!" Ace smirked clenching his fist in victory. He then noticed something. "Hey, Fuuka, are you okay?"

The teenager's face was now completely green. "Y-Yes… I just need to go somewhere that is not here…"

With that Fuuka walked off dazed leaving a lot of sweat-dropping people.

"Anywayyyyy… Next is Clover VS Lilo." Tinyrocket said.

Both girls walked over to the platform with entirely different expressions. While Lilo was excited, Clover wanted to throw up just watching one match. After Lilo walked up the steps of a step ladder, Tinyrocket revealed the dish.

"You will be eating pieces of a sheep's stomach." Tinyrocket said. "On your marks, get set, GO!"

Both girls then grabbed their pieces and stuffing them in their mouth. Clover then realised the taste and felt like throwing up. But she knew she must not throw up otherwise, she would lose the point for the tribe and she can't allow that to happen. After composing herself and swallowing the pieces in her mouth, she went to eat the rest.

Only to find Lilo have eaten all of them.

"With amazing speed, Lilo is out! Both tribes are tied 1-all!"

"What the heck you ate all of those so fast?" Clover asked in disbelief.

"I don't know. Because I ate worse things?" Lilo shrugged.

The blonde young woman blinked twice at this. "You are one weird little girl. You know that?"

"Anyway, next match! Eduardo VS Lucy!" Tinyrocket said.

"Hmm… this shouldn't be hard! I am up against a big baby." Lucy mused.

After Lucy climbed up the steps as Eduardo walked over. Tinyrocket revealed the dish.

"Homemade porridge."

"That's not so bad." Eduardo smiled.

"Made by Grandma Stuffum from the Kids Next Door node." Tinyrocket added.

Everyone grimaced knowing what a twisted cook she is.

"On your marks, get set, GO!"

Both people took the bowls, grabbed their spoons and took one big bite out of both of them.

Lucy immediately spits it out.

"Oh my gosh! That was the vilest thing I

"Lucy spits it out! Eduardo wins by default! Kongs lead 2-1!" Tinyrocket announced.

"Oy vey!" Xigbar said slapping his forehead.

Eduardo spat out the porridge in his mouth as well. One spoonful was enough.

"If you people excuse me. I have to go puke in the bushes." Lucy said walking away.

"Same here." Eduardo nodded walking off.

"Okay, have fun." Xigbar said not really caring.

"Next is Yomi VS Xigbar." Tinyrocket announced.

Xigbar smirked as he stood up while Yomi calmly walked over.

"You will be drinking cow blood." Tinyrocket said looking at two wine glasses.

"Drinking blood isn't fattening, is it?" Yomi asked.

"This is Survivor. Not Diet Island." Xigbar piped up.

"Silence." Yomi said with an anger mark on her head.

"Now, now. On your marks, get set, GO!"

Xigbar wasted no time grabbing his glass and wolfing down the blood in one gulp. After making sure he swallowed it all and his glass is empty, he showed his glass to Tinyrocket. The whole thing literally went in three seconds.

"Xigbar got it! Once again we are tied this time as 2-all!" The young host announced.

"Gotta admit, kid. I smoked ya." Xigbar chuckled.

"Hey. At least I don't have to drink it and risk unnecessary." Yomi shrugged.

"You'll never make it as a vampire, girl."

"Next match! Swiper VS Augie." Tinyrocket said.

Swiper smirked having the perfect strategy for something like this. The two small people then hopped up the steps.

"You both will be eating one pig's snout." Tinyrocket said. "On your marks, get set, GO!"

Both small animals grabbed the snouts and started to chew on it. They both looked like they are having a hard time but still pulling through nonetheless.

"Hey, kid." Swiper said.

"Yes?" Augie asked.

Swiper then opened his mouth. Tinyrocket and Augie's faces paled.

Augie then started coughing on his snout.

"Augie-kun, are you okay?" Fuuka asked concerned.

"Someone get the kid some water!" Hank shouted.

Swiper simply continued to eat the rest of his pig snout as if nothing happened. After that, he swallowed the remaining bits in his mouth and showed Tinyrocket that he was done. Augie have finally swallowed the pieces in his mouth hard.

"Swiper got it! Kongs lead 3-2!" Tinyrocket said.

"Hey, that's not fair! He cheated!" Lilo pointed out.

"How?" Swiper asked raising an eyebrow.

"You showed that stuff to Augie in your mouth! Give Augie the win by default!" Lilo shouted.

"If you do that, you could at least give us the water tank you stole from us." Swiper smirked.

"For the last time, I didn't cheated! I just found a loophole!" Lucy snapped.

"So, who did I." Swiper said.

"He's right. It's not against the rules so he can get away with it." Tinyrocket shrugged. "Still, dude. That was nasty."

"Sorry." Swiper said.

"Anyway, the final match. Mark VS Hank. If Marks wins, the Kongs wins Immunity." Tinyrocket said.

"This shouldn't be hard. He IS a cat, after all." Hank smirked walking over to the platform.

"Anyway, here is what you are eating." Tinyrocket said.

Hank jumped onto a small platform allowing him to eat over the table. Suddenly, his face paled.

"One cooked snake." Tinyrocket said. "On your marks, get set, GO!"

Mark wasted no time started to eat the snake piece by piece.

Hank, on the other hand stared at the snake in horror.

"What are you doing, Hank? We're losing! Eat it!" Lucy shouted.

Suddenly, his fur went completely white as snow and his eyes went pink. Mark immediately stopped eating.

"Um, are you okay?" The young cheetah asked.

"H-Hank, are you all right?" Lilo asked concerned.

The now-white dog didn't reply. He simply ran off.

"Hank!" Xigbar said.

The dog then ran into some bushes.

"BLEAHHHHH!"

Everyone blinked at this.

Tinyrocket then coughed. "Well, Mark, it seems that you have won by default seeing that Hank went and threw up. You have won the Reward Challenge."

"Um, cool." Mark said shrugged.

"The Kongs won the pillows and blankets!"

"Sweet!" Swiper smirked.

"Kremlings, I got nothing for you but sick stomachs. You both may go back to camp." Tinyrocket said.

(Tribe Kong)

"Finally, we don't have to sleep in the cold!" Clover said happily.

"Thank goodness." Mignon nodded.

"So far, we have won 4 out of 6 Challenges. Our tribe is in good shape." Ace said to the camera. "Maybe because we have more fit people."

"I guess that's what the power of teamwork can do." Swiper smirked.

"Oh, yeah, Senor Swiper. There is something I want to talk about." Eduardo said.

"Yeah, sure, what is it, big guy?" The fox asked.

"That stunt you pulled at the Challenge was not only mean and cheap, it was also dangerous." Eduardo said sternly. "You could have seriously hurt Senor Augie."

"I thought I should scold Senor Swiper on what he did at the Reward Challenge." Eduardo said to the camera. "That was a VERY cheap move."

"He's right, Swiper." Mark nodded.

"Yeah, and on a kid too." Ace agreed narrowing his eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey. I would have done it to anyone." Swiper reassured. "And besides, I didn't wanted to choke, just throw up. Honest! Besides, I wanted to get back at them for the cheap move they used on the Reward Challenge before that!"

"You mean like an eye for an eye?" Ace asked.

"Totally." Swiper nodded.

"Well, that doesn't make it right." Eduardo said sternly.

"Sheesh, I didn't do it just to hurt him. Just throw up." Swiper reassured.

"I sure hope so." Eduardo said sighing in relief.

"I just hope he along with Hank is all right." Mark said.

"Yeah, he totally took us by surprise." Ace surprised.

"I was really worried when he started to go white. I hope the poor guy is all right." Mark said to the camera.

(Tribe Kremling)

All of the Kremlings were staring at the shelter sweat-dropping.

Hank, with his fur now, brown again was in it lying down with his front paws over his eyes with an emo aura around him.

"How long have bone-breath have been like that?" Lucy asked.

"At least two hours." Lilo replied.

"Poor Hank have been like that after he literally paled and ran off." Xigbar said to the camera. "I don't know what came over him."

"I am going to him." Fuuka said walking over to Hank. "Hank, are you all right?"

Hank looked up at the green-haired girl and shot her a glare. "I ran away from a duel against a… a… CAT and you ask if I'm okay!?"

Despite taken back, she composed herself. "But that's the point. I actually thought you wanted to win at all costs."

Hank gave a deep sigh. He then got up. "Everyone, I am sorry for costing us the Reward Challenge. It is all my fault and I am sorry."

"There are only TWO things that scares me. Heights and snakes. And the fact I got bit on the nose by a snake and almost died doesn't help me overcome my fear at." Hank said to the camera in sadness. "Seeing that cooked snake was more than I bear. And now I looked like a fool in front of everyone."

"It's cool. Hank, we all have our off days." Augie reassured.

"Well, just don't do it ever again. Got it?" Lucy asked.

"Got it." Hank nodded. He then narrowed his eyes. "In fact, I should have got it at the Reward Challenge but that little slime-ball got our pillows and blankets and we have all rightfully fought for!"

"We can't afford to lose any more Challenges. We already most of them and we have to shape up." Lucy said to the camera. "So I decided to give him a boot in the butt to help get him going."

"I bet cheetah boy is back at camp laughing at how much of a loser you are!" Lucy said.

"Lucy!" Augie scolded.

"It's the truth! They're all probably laughing behind our backs right now just because they are the more fit tribe!" Lucy said before turning to Hank. "You aren't going to let that sleazy cat get away from it, are you?"

"HECK NO! I can't believe and ran away from that little freak! I want payback!" Hank said snarling.

"Easy there, boy. There is still the Immunity Challenge tomorrow. We can still beat those losers!" Lucy smirked.

"Right! Got it!" Hank said.

Xigbar, Lilo and Augie rolled their eyes at this.

"The more I think about it, the more it ticks me off!" Hank said angrily at the camera. "I am starting to think this whole thing was Mark's fault! Oh, this is crazy! No pillows! No blankets! No pride! No anything! THIS IS ALL MARK'S FAULT!"

(Tribe Kong, Day 12)

Everyone was sleeping quietly with their new pillows and blankets comfortably on their shelter. They were sleeping so peacefully that nothing can wake them up.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I had to stay it, don't I?

Everyone got up in fright wandering what was that loud noise.

Suddenly, they saw Mignon with a conch shell.

"Lookie what Mignon found! A shell horn!" The teenaged witch smiled.

She then blew into it again making its loud noise into the shelter and everyone's ears hurt.

"What are you trying to do? Blow our minds out!?" Ace shouted.

"No. Mignon just wanted to see if it works." Mignon shrugged.

"Believe me. It works." Swiper said wringing out his ear.

"Anyway, we got parrot mail!" Mignon smiled.

"Great. Go to the next Challenge and tell Tinyrocket to postpone it." Clover said lying back down on her pillow.

"Don't make me drag you out of bed." Yomi snapped.

(Immunity Challenge)

"Okay, come on in!" Tinyrocket shouted. The two tribes walked onto their respective mats.

Swiper took a look at the Kremlings and saw something. "Hey, is it me or is Hank giving us the evil eye?"

The other turned and saw that their fox friend was right. The cow-dog was glaring at them.

"Why is he mad at us?" Eduardo asked.

"Actually… If I'm not mistaken, he is glaring at Mark." Yomi said adjusting her glasses.

"ME!?" Mark asked in disbelief.

"All right, here is your next Challenge. It is simple yet very difficult. All of you will be supporting a 350lb rock by ropes. If a player drops their rope by choice or accident, the rest of the team will feel the weight. If all the members of the tribe drops their rope, the other tribe wins Immunity." Tinyrocket explained.

Hank's ears drooped. "Perfect…"

"Now, Kongs, you have one extra person, who are you taking out?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Swiper." Ace said.

"Okay, then. Swiper will be sitting out. Now, everyone gets into position." Tinyrocket said.

A couple of minutes later, everyone got into position.

"Okay, Immunity on the line, on your marks, get set, GO!"

All of the tribes wasting no time pulling on their ropes supported the boulder. They soon realised that the host wasn't kidding when they said the rock was heavy. They literally have to put all of their strength into it.

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

"How are you guys holding out?" Xigbar asked.

"Do I have to answer?" Lucy yelled annoyed.

"Stay at it, guys. We're in good shape." Ace smirked.

"Got it." Mignon nodded.

Suddenly, she took a step backward and slipped on the sand.

The white magician fell on her back as she dropped her rope making the other people feeling the extra weight.

"Whoopsie-doodle." Mignon said sheepishly.

"Oh, for the love of…" Yomi said.

"Mignon is out!" Tinyrocket shouted.

"Keep at it!" Lilo shouted.

"Yeah, we got more member!" Xigbar nodded.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Everyone was definitely started to weaken.

"Hang in there, guys." Ace said.

Suddenly, Fuuka dropped her rope and collapsed on her back. "Sorry, guys."

"Fuuka!" Lucy scolded.

"Fuuka is out!"

Lilo couldn't take anymore and dropped her rope collapsing on her side.

"Nice work." Lucy said harshly. Suddenly, she dropped her rope falling face-first on her face covering it with sand.

"Nice look on ya." Xigbar smirked as Augie giggled.

"Shut up!" Lucy snapped.

"Lucy is out!"

"Guys, I am getting pooped. Can I drop out?" Clover asked.

"Sure, Clove." Ace nodded.

The blonde girl then let go on her rope and promptly walked over to her mat.

"Clover is out!"

"It's four versus three in their favour but we still got this!" Augie shouted.

"Yeah, hang in there, boys!" Xigbar nodded.

Hank would have said something too but if he did, he would drop his rope by mistake. He was holding it with his mouth.

Suddenly, Augie slipped and fell on his side dropping his rope.

The extra weight then pulled Hank headfirst into the wall.

Xigbar then fell forward dropping his rope getting a mouthful of sand.

"AUGIE, HANK AND XIGBAR ARE ALL OUT! KONGS WIN IMMUNITY!" Tinyrocket shouted.

Ace, Mark, Eduardo and Yomi let go of the rope and sat down in relief.

"You did it, guys! You won!" Mignon said excitedly as she, Swiper and Clover ran over to them.

"Nice work!" Swiper smirked.

"Poo." Augie said looking at the ground.

Xigbar angrily slammed his fist against the sand as Hank dizzily wobbled around.

"Nice work, Kongs, you won Immunity. Now you have to choose someone from the Kremling tribe to kidnap." Tinyrocket said.

The seven then started to get into a huddle.

"For strategic reasons, we'll take Hank." Mark said.

The brown dog then dizzily walked over to them.

"Kremlings, I got nothing for ya except Tribal Council with me tonight. You may both go." Tinyrocket said.

(Tribe Kremling)

All of the five Kremlings went back to camp fatigued and saddened.

"Well, this stinks." Augie said.

"We lost five Challenges out of seven so far. If this keeps up, we will end up with 4 or less people when the merge comes." Xigbar said to the camera. He then smirked. "It's not all bad. At least we can be free from Lucy."

Said girl lying down on a log fanning herself with a palm tree leaf.

"Man, did that Challenge took a lot out of me!" Lucy said.

Suddenly, she saw Fuuka and Lilo walking up and smirked.

"Perfect." She said to herself. "Hey, Lilo, darling, I'm parched from that last Challenge. Be a doll and get me some water, will you?"

"You're not THAT parched. Why can't you do that yourself?" Lilo asked raising an eyebrow.

"Because I am pooped." Lucy replied.

"So are we." Lilo pointed out.

"Do I look like I care?" Lucy asked annoyed.

"And give me one reason why I should listen to you!" Lilo said narrowing her eyes.

Lucy then sat up smirking. "Need I remind you that I am in the majority? Even though Fuuka is supposed to go first, I can easily change that."

She then did a very loud and annoying posh laugh. Lilo and Fuuka covered their ears in pain.

"As if Lucy's ego haven't gotten bad enough, she have her own snobby laugh." Lilo said in annoyance at the camera. "The sooner we'll get her out, the better."

"Hey, crab! Karin Kanzuki called! She wants her laugh back!" Lilo snapped.

"Karin who?" Lucy asked stopping her laugh.

"Never mind." Lilo said shaking his head. "Look, just because you are in the majority doesn't mean I have to be your slave!"

"Actually, it does. I am a queen. A queen of power, knowledge and beauty. I can choose to have any of you two executed with one snap of a finger." Lucy said. Along this time, Xigbar and Augie walked in. "I got Hank, Xigbar and Augie to vouch for me. They will make sure you will pay for your crimes! They are like knights whose sole duty is to obey, oui!"

"Um, Xigbar, for some reason, I want to hide in the bushes till Tribal Council comes." Augie said.

"Way ahead of you, kid." Xigbar nodded.

The two then walked off the same way they came in.

"With my hand, I hold someone's life in it. With my grasp, I would squeeze the life out of it and boom. You're dead. I am a QUEEN! A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN! A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WHO DESERVES RESPECT! AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! NOW BEGONE, PEASANT!"

"I think Lucy is letting her "alliance" go to her head." Fuuka said sweat-dropping at the camera.

"Aw, I was just kidding about voting Lilo off before Fuuka. I just wanted to mess with her." Lucy said smirking at the camera. "As much I like Fuuka more than Lilo, we have to cut her loose. Too bad, she would have made one heck of a puppet!"

(Tribal Council)

The five Kremlings then went into the Tribal Council cave where Tinyrocket was waiting for them.

"Have a seat, everyone." The host said.

Everyone sat down.

"Now, you are about to lose your third tribe-mate while the Kongs have lost only one so far and that is not good. Augie, what do you think is wrong with this tribe?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Well, half of the tribe who got picked for the Kremling tribe are not even teenagers yet. And the fact that we are against people like Eduardo and Mark doesn't help either." The green-clad puppy said. "Maybe if we still had…"

"I swear, bone-breath, if you say Zoro's name, I kick you where it hurts!" Lucy piped up.

"Why? Why do you seem so annoyed, Lucy?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Augie kept bringing up Zoro even though he got us completely lost AND made us sleep in the rain on the first day." The girl with pink sunglasses said."

"That's because he is our strongest player. We could have done a lot better in Challenges, if we kept him." Augie pointed out.

"You are SOOO lucky you and I are on the same alliance." Lucy said narrowing her eyes.

"Oh, yeah, about that. Fuuka, do you feel vulnerable right now because you are in the minority?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Personally, I feel vulnerable most of the time. This is no exception." The shy girl said.

"I see. Xigbar, what are you going to based on?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Someone by being gone will do the tribe a lot of good." The one-eyed man smirked.

"Okay, then. Now it is time to vote, Xigbar, you're up!" Tinyrocket said.

Xigbar smirked as he got up and went into the cave.

"You voted off my closest friend on the tribe just because of a couple of mistakes. You're lucky I didn't turn you into a Heartless!" Xigbar said holding up the name "Lucy" to the camera.

Next was Augie. Taking a deep breath, he walked in the cave and wrote down a name.

Next was Lilo. She couldn't wait to run in and write down a name.

"You lied to me. You voted off our strongest player. You are mean to everyone. I could go on forever but I know I don't have that kind of time. Either way, you had it coming." Lilo said holding up the name "Lucy" to the camera.

Next was Lucy. She casually walked in with a small smirk on her face.

"You are an unwanted anchor who kept dragging our ship now. You need to be cut loose." Lucy said holding up the name "Fuuka" to the camera.

Last was Fuuka. Taking a deep breath to ready himself. She walked in and wrote down a name.

She then went back.

As she did, Tinyrocket went and fetched the box.

"I'll read out the votes." The host announced. "First vote, Lucy."

"Meh." Lucy shrugged.

"Second vote, Fuuka. Lucy and Fuuka are tied for one vote."

"Gasp! I been spared from the chopping block?" Lilo said in mock surprise.

"Yeah, I just said all that stuff because I don't like ya!" Lucy smirked.

"Third vote, Lucy. Two votes, Lucy. One vote, Fuuka."

"Thus ends the minority's votes." Lucy said.

"Fourth vote, Lucy. Three votes, Lucy. One vote, Fuuka."

"WHAT!?" Lucy said with her eyes bugging out.

"Fourth person voted out of Survivor… is Lucy with four votes." Tinyrocket said.

Xigbar, Augie and Lilo smirked knowing that she would be going home.

"Lucy, your torch, please."

Lucy didn't do anything. All she did was looking in shock and horror.

"Um, Lucy, your torch, please."

"Give her a minute." Xigbar said as everyone got up and walked away from her.

Lucy then narrowed her eyes.

"OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST VOTED ME OFF! AND I AM IN THE MAJORITY TOO! I SEE NO REASON TO GET RID OF ME! I DONE MY FAIR SHARE OF WORK AND DONE MUCH BETTER AT CHALLENGES THAN LILO AND FUUKA! FUUKA IS NOTHING MORE THAN A DEADWEIGHT! KEEPING HER IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR GAME! XIGBAR, AUGIE, IF THIS IS ABOUT AVENGING THAT STUPID PIRATE, THEN IT'S OFFICAL! YOU'RE HATERS! OOH, WAIT TILL HANK HEAR ABOUT THIS! HE WOULD NOT STAND FOR THIS AND TO THINK, I WAS ACTUALLY IN AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU BLOCKHEADS! I DON'T CARE WHAT AGAIN OF YOU SAY, I AM THE SURVIVOR! I DESERVED THAT PRIZE MONEY MORE THAN ANY OF YOU! AND FURTHERMORE, THIS IS A LAME PARODY! YOU BEEN USING CHALLENGES THAT SPRITE ARTIST USED! ON TOP OF THAT, YOU ARE THE WORST HOST EVER! EVERYONE HAVE GOT TO AGREE WITH ME THAT YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR BEING AS GOOD AS JEFF PROBST! WHO KNOW WHAT? FINE! I'LL GO! THIS HAVE BEEN THE WORST 12 DAYS OF MY LIFE! I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK TO THIS TRASHY ISLAND OR SEE YOU PEOPLE EVER AGAIN! I! WANNA! GO! HOME!"

Bats then fly out of the cave in fear.

Lucy then started to breathe heavily. Everyone in the cave blinked twice at this.

"Um, all done?" Tinyrocket asked.

"Um, yeah. Pretty much." Lucy said straightening her hair.

"Good, Let's try this again. Your torch, please."

"Fine." Lucy huffed grabbing her torch and walking over to the host.

"Lucy, the tribe have spoken." Lucy said putting a giant spoon over the fire extinguishing it. "It is time to go."

"Whatever." Lucy said walking off.

"Well, this is the second time in the row that you blindsided someone. Hopefully, now you would be able to win Challenges. You may now go."

Next time on Survivor

We now see Hank yelling at Mark.

"Why are you being so mean to me?" Mark asked looking hurt.

Hank clashes with his "rival".

"Because you are a cat. And I hate cats with a passion!" Hank snapped.

"That's a horrible reason!" Mark pointed out.

We now see Yomi talking to most of her tribe-mates.

"So what is this grand plan of yours?" Ace asked raising an eyebrow.

And Yomi attempts a daring move.

"Okay, here goes…" Yomi said taking a deep breath. "I think we should throw the Immunity Challenge."

We now see a slow-motion shot of everyone's eyes widening.

"I was mad at first but I realised I was voted out I was in an alliance with two wise guys. Maybe if Hank and I started an alliance with Nermal and Fuuka, Weirdlo would be sitting here instead of me." Lucy said to the camera. She then smirked. "Oh, well. The sooner I go home and take a bath, the better! As for everyone, I couldn't care less with most of you are gone before the merge and the Kongs finish you off."

RESULTS

Lucy: Xigbar, Augie, Lilo, Fuuka.

Fuuka: Lucy.

There's chapter 5! And thus ends Lucy's run. Like her or hate her, I had a lot of fun typing her dialogue. Mainly because she have a way with words. Anyway, review away!