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Clash and Collide

USS Enterprise-E

"Commander! Commander, can you hear me?!"

Geordi La Forge woke up and found Kylie Ramirez staring over him, with a concerned look on her face.

"Kylie…" He groaned. "What happened?"

"Oh, my God!" Kylie exclaimed. "I thought you were dead!" She threw her arms around Geordi, laughing and crying at the same time.

"Doctor," Geordi muffled. "This is highly unprofessional."

"Oh," Kylie broke her embrace, embarrassed. "Sorry, Commander."

Geordi smiled. "But I'm very glad to see you too."

"Geordi, are you all right?"

Geordi turned around and saw Jean-Luc Picard walking towards them. Rather limping.

"I'm all right, Jean-Luc." Geordi replied. He struggled to get up, with Kylie's help. "I can't say the same for you."

"It's a minor wound," Jean-Luc dismissed. "I'll be fine."

Kylie scanned Jean-Luc's leg. "Minor? That's a nasty cut, Jean-Luc. You should go to sickbay."

"You sound just like my wife," Jean-Luc said. "Are you sure you haven't met her before?"

Kylie smiled and nodded.

Kantar to Ramirez.

"Ramirez here."

Is everyone on the Bridge all right, Kylie?

"It's too soon to tell, Aidan. But Geordi and I are fine. Jean-Luc on the other hand has a bad cut on his leg."

Bring him to Sickbay as soon as you can.

"Will do. Ramirez out."

After she ended her communication with Aidan, Kylie helped Jean-Luc to a chair.

"Easy, Ambassador." She said.

"This is not necessary." Jean-Luc told her.

"Be stubborn all you like," Kylie admonished. "You are going to sit there until I take you to Sickbay."

"Doctor's orders." Geordi smiled.

"Yes, yes. All right." Jean-Luc conceded. "Where's Will?"

"Good question." Geordi answered. "Where's Wesley?"

"And Cyrus, and K'Jai?" Kylie added. "And Data?"

Suddenly, they heard a moan from behind tactical deck. Cyrus Vale.

Geordi and Kylie rushed to the Chief Security Officer's side. Will Riker was also there. But he was unconscious.

Geordi picked Cyrus up and shook him frantically. "Cyrus, are you all right?" He asked. "Answer me!"

Cyrus' green eyes fluttered open. "Is this heaven?" He groaned.

"No, Cy." Geordi replied. "This is the Enterprise."

Kylie scanned Cyrus with her tricorder. "He's suffered a concussion." She told Geordi. "I have to get him to Sickbay."

"Hello," Cyrus said dazedly. "Are you my mommy?"

"And the sooner, the better."

"Take Will with you." Geordi said.

Kylie nodded and turned on her combadge.

"Bridge to Sickbay. This is Dr. Ramirez."

Sickbay here. This is Dr. Crusher-Picard, go ahead.

"I need further medical assistance. Lt. Vale has a major concussion and Captain Riker is unconscious."

What about Jean-Luc?

"I'm fine, Beverly." Jean-Luc said.

"He has a gash on his leg." Kylie told Beverly.

I'm on my way. Crusher-Picard out.

"COMMANDER LA FORGE! DOCTOR RAMIEREZ! COME QUICK!" Ensign K'Jai called out.

Kylie and Geordi rushed to the ops deck. They saw K'Jai and Wesley Crusher hovering over Data. Both of them had terrified looks on their faces. Data, on the other hand, was lying on the floor; unresponsive.

"What happened?" Geordi demanded.

"I woke up and found the Captain like this," K'Jai explained. "He's not responding."

"I tried calling his name but he won't answer," Wesley added.

Kylie scanned Data with her tricorder and looked at Geordi in a worried look. "His positronic matrix is damaged," She told him. "Severely."

"He's crashing," Geordi said. "We need to get him to engineering before he goes offline…permanently."

"What's going on down there?" Jean-Luc asked.

"We got it under control, Jean-Luc." Kylie remarked. "Just stay there."

"No! I want to know what happened to Data!"

"Stay where you are," Kylie barked. "That's an order!"

Jean-Luc fidgeted impatiently but remained in his seat. Geordi and Wesley looked at each other, then at Kylie.

"What?" She asked casually.

"Nothing." They said.

Beverly Crusher-Picard, Deanna Riker, and Aidan Kantar came rushing to the Bridge with several medical officers in tow.

"Kylie?" Beverly called. "What happened?"

Kylie stood up and raced towards Beverly's side.

"I need some medical teams to tend to Lt. Vale and Captain Riker." She informed.

Deanna rushed to her husband's side. "Will? Are you all right?"

Will groaned as he struggled to regain consciousness. "Imazadi?"

Deanna sighed in relief. "Don't scare me like that again." To Beverly, she asked: "How's Cyrus?"

"He hit his head pretty hard." Beverly replied. "Didn't suffer any severe damage but he has a concussion. He should come around in about 20 minutes."

"Raindrops keep falling on my head…." Cyrus sang.

"Make that 30 minutes," Beverly corrected.

"We need some help over here!" Aidan called out.

Beverly and Deanna rushed to where Aidan, Geordi, K'Jai, Kylie and Wesley were. Deanna nearly screamed when she saw Data lying on the floor, immobile.

"Dear God." Beverly breathed.

Jean-Luc started to stand up. "Beverly," He asked. "Is Data all right?"

"Sit down, Jean-Luc!" Beverly barked.

Jean-Luc sat back down, pouting. "Women." He scowled.

"Data's system is crashing," Wesley informed. "We need to get him to engineering."

"How?" K'Jai said. "All of the systems are offline."

"We have to do something," Geordi declared. "Or else Data is going to be nothing but parts and bolts."

"But there's one question we haven't asked Geordi," Aidan said. "Where the hell are we?"

Xavier Institute-War Room

"WHY IS THERE A STARSHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRONT LAWN!?!?"

Bobby Drake(Iceman) and Rachel Summers (Marvel Girl) didn't say anything when Logan Howlett(Wolverine) came storming in the War Room. Maya McCoy (Flying Tiger), Destiny Searcy(Kitten), and Tony Santos(Twitch) just kept their heads down. Wade Wilson(Deadpool), however, just smiled and leaned on Logan's shoulder

"Who knows, Logan?" He replied, casually. "Maybe they stopped by to ask for directions."

"Worthington," Logan growled at Lara. "If you don't get your boyfriend out of my face!"

Lara Worthington (Celestial) took the hint and grabbed Wade out of Logan's wrath.

"Do you always have to provoke him?" She asked.

"It's okay," Wade said. "Logan and I have an understanding." He saw Logan give him the finger. "Sort of."

Just then, Kristy Jo Kyle (St. Joan), Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler), and Laura Kinney (X-23) came strutting in the War Room.

"Texas Pete, what the heck is going on?!" Logan screamed.

"Nice to see ya too, Logan." Kristy Jo replied.

"Why is there a starship in the middle of Boatman Manor?" Jason Windfox (Beast Tracker) asked.

"That tried to run me over, if I might add." Angie Rae added.

Kristy Jo grabbed a Mountain Dew before sitting down. "Rachel was experimenting with her powers and created a portal," She began.

Logan turned to Rachel Summers and shook his head.

"Does your daddy know you're creating portals?"

"Not me, you idiot!" Rachel exclaimed. "Rachel Guthrie."

"Oh." Logan turned to Kristy Jo. "Spartex?"

Kristy Jo nodded.

"How did she do that?"

"She combined her telepathy with her Timebroker powers," Maya explained. "This created the portal and caused her to go into a psychic coma."

"How is she now?" Kurt asked.

"Sophie checked on her in the Med Lab," Kristy Jo replied. "She said Rachel's fine. And so is Dante."

"What happened with Dante?" Laura asked.

"He used his magnetic powers to land the ship," Angie Rae explained. "And fainted."

"He is Magneto's son." Rachel said.

"That's true," Logan agreed. "Still doesn't explain what a futuristic starship is doing in the middle of the freaking Institute!"

"We just told you!" Kristy Jo explained. "Spartex created a portal while experimenting with her powers and she went into a psychic coma. While we were trying to close the portal, this starship came crash landing here like a bat out of hell!"

"What do we do about it?" Lara asked.

"Kurt, call the Professor." Kristy Jo instructed. "Lara, call Stark from the Bahamas. We need to know who we're dealing with."

Laura suddenly sniffed the air and tensed up. "I think we're about to know now, Kris."

Just then three energy beams appeared out of nowhere in the War Room. Appearing before the Untouchable X-Men, were three individuals: two human men, and a woman who looked like she wasn't from this planet.

"Oh my freaking God," Lara whispered to Wade. "It's Wesley Crusher!"

"Don't have an orgasm." Wade whispered back.

"Who the heck are ya'll?" Kristy Jo Kyle demanded.

The African-American man in the red uniform spoke first.

"My name is Geordi La Forge," He introduced. "I'm First Officer and Commander of the Federation Starship USS Enterprise. This is Second Officer Lieutenant Commander Wesley Crusher and Counselor Aidan Kantar."

"Enterprise?" Logan repeated.

"Obviously , it's the name of the ship." Kurt told him.

"I know that, Elf. But why that name? Sounds like a factory line."

Kristy Jo rolled her eyes and came over to the visitors.

"Never mind Logan," She said. "He can be a little ignorant. I'm Kristina JoAnne Kyle. Acting Headmistress of the Charles Xavier Institute for Higher Learning."

She shook Geordi's hand who returned the gesture.

"Excuse me for asking," Destiny asked. "But what planet are ya'll from?"

"Destiny!" Kristy Jo scolded.

"I said 'excuse me'!"

"That's okay. We don't mind the question." Wesley began. "We're officers of Starfleet, The United Federation of Planets. A lot of planets, including Earth, are members of the Federation. Geordi and I are originally from Earth. Aidan Kantar is from the planet Lyrica."

"Okay, you lost me at 'Starfleet,' dude." Bobby said.

"What timeline are you guys from?" Angie Rae asked.

"We're from the Earth year 2384," Aidan replied. "The 24th Century."

Logan spat his beer from his mouth when he heard the phrase: '24th Century' come out of the young alien's mouth. Laura nearly fell out of her chair. Bobby and Rachel exchanged glances.

"What?!" Tony and Maya exclaimed.

"Is…something wrong?" Geordi asked.

"Um…" Kristy Jo began. "Did you know how you and your ship got here?"

"We went through a portal." Geordi replied.

"Was it pink and black?"

"Yes. It also had a young girl in the middle of it."

"Young girl?" Kristy Jo repeated.

"Yeah," Geordi said. "Blonde hair, in her mid-teens. Looked like she was controlling it."

Kristy Jo was silent for a moment. Then she called out from the door.

"Rachel Paige Guthrie!" She called. "Get in here!"

Rachel Guthrie came sprinting to the War Room, unaware of what's happened for the past couple of hours.

"That's her!" Aidan confirmed. "That's the girl."

"Who are you?" Rachel asked.

"They're from the starship you brought back from the 24th century." Logan answered.

Rachel's blue eyes grew wide as she looked at Geordi, Aidan, and Wesley.

"Oh. My. Freaking. God!" She exclaimed. "It worked. IT WORKED!" She started jumping up and down. "I am a genius. Thank you very much."

"Hey, Genius!" Kristy Jo said. "How do we get them back?"

"I don't know."

Everybody in the War Room groaned.

"What did you do to get them here, Sparky?" Tony asked.

"Combine my telepathy with my Timebroker powers." Rachel replied.

"Then do that!" Bobby exclaimed.

"It's not that simple," Maya explained. "That portal put Rachel in a psychic coma. If she tries it again, it might kill her."

"Rachel, where's your mama?" Kristy Jo asked.

"She and Dad are in Tokyo." Rachel said. "It's their anniversary."

Kristy Jo sighed and turned back to Geordi. "Well, it seems that your only way of getting back to your time," She said. "Can't really do it."

"What about our ship?" Geordi asked.

"Should've thought about that when ya crashed in our front lawn!" Logan shouted.

"Dad, shut up!" Laura said.

"Is your ship damaged?" Lara asked.

"Yes, severely." Geordi answered.

"And we need medical attention for our crew members." Wesley added.

"How many people are on the ship?" Kristy Jo asked.

"About 230, 000."

Everybody nearly fell out of their seats (except for Lara and Wade, of course)

"Look, Stevie Wonder." Logan said, coming to Geordi. "This ain't the Holiday Inn. You want a place to stay, go to a Red Cross or Salvation Army. Any of them would leave the light on for ya."

"You mean Motel 6?" Destiny clarified.

"Same thing."

"We're partially responsible for their ship crashing, Logan." Kristy Jo said.

"No. Cannonball Jr. over there is responsible," Logan said, pointing to Rachel G. "As far as I'm concerned, this ain't my problem."

"But Mercedes made me acting headmistress," Kristy Jo reminded him. "So as far as I'm concerned, it's my problem." She turned back to Geordi. "Do you have a Senior Crew?"

"We do," Geordi answered. "Some of them are injured and our Captain is severely wounded."

"All right, we'll make this work."

Kristy Jo paced back and forth for what was a good ten minutes. Then she turned to Kurt and Bobby.

"Bobby, call Sasha and Emma." She said. "Get them over here, ASAP." To Kurt, she said: "Kurt, get Tony Stark on the phone. Tell him it's an emergency. Angie Rae, get the Professor. He might explain to them where they are better then we can."

"You're in Earth, 21st Century and the year is 2009." Wade said.

"Or we can do that," Kristy Jo muttered.

"Talk about a culture shock," Wesley said. "Are any of you technology experts?"

"My half-sister, Midge," Kristy Jo replied. "Why? Ya need help with your ship?"

"Not really."

~Tamarra Cabonarra's Room-Tamarra, Dmitri, Carly, JT, and Tanisha~

"Dude!" Dmitri Marx exclaimed. "There is a starship in the front lawn!"

JT Wagner got up from his seat and came over to where Dmitri was.

"Whoa." He said.

"It's kind of odd seeing a starship crash landing in the middle of the Institute," Tamarra Cabonarra said. "Don't you think?"

"No, not really." Tanisha Jones answered. "It'll be odd if it didn't crash in the Institute."

"Where did it come from?" Carly Wong (Windleaf) asked.

"Who knows?" Tamarra replied.

"Maybe it crashed from orbit," Dmitri suggested. "And there are aliens on that ship bent on taking over the galaxy. And Earth is its first victim."

Everybody just looked at him.

Dmitri shrugged. "Well, it could be possible."

"You watch way too much Sci-Fi Channel, Marx," JT observed.

"What other option can you come up with, then?" Dmitri asked.

"It could be just a regular starship from the future," Carly explained. "Trying to find its way home."

"But how did it end up here?" Tanisha asked.

Just then, Midge Windrider came in Tamarra's room.

"Hey, guys." She greeted.

"Midge!" Tanisha greeted back. "Hey, no hard feelings."

"Nah, none at all."

"Did Seth hurt you, Midge?" Tamarra asked, concerned.

"No." Midge replied. "Wade and Lara came to my rescue. But I have a feeling he'll be back."

"Wait, Seth was here?!" Tanisha exclaimed. "And none of you told me?!"

"I didn't know about it," Carly reasoned.

"We were going to," JT explained. "But he threw us from the patio straight to the kitchen!"

"Straight to the kitchen?" Carly imputed.

"That man is bloody strong," Dmitri said. "Possibly, stronger than me."

"Seth is not that strong," Tanisha said. "Sinister just made him that way. I want us to be ready for him if he comes back."

"He's not a threat, Tanisha." Midge said.

"He's not the same boy you were in love with, either."

"I'm sorry to interrupt this Degrassi moment," Tamarra interrupted. "But do you know why that starship crashed in our front lawn?!"

"Rachel created a portal and the ship went through it," Midge explained. "Led them to our time."

"I didn't know Marvel Girl could create portals." JT said.

"Not Rachel Summers," Midge clarified. "Rachel Guthrie."

"Spartex?" Everybody exclaimed.

Midge nodded.

"Let me guess," Tanisha said. "She was experimenting with her powers, again?"

"Yep." Midge replied.

"How do you know?" Carly asked.

"Because the last time Rocky experimented with her powers," Dmitri explained. "We ended up in some fantasy land."

"Fantasy land?" Tamarra repeated.

"Yeah," Dmitri said. "Me, JT, Lara, and Natalie. It looked like a scene from a Johnny Depp movie."

Before Midge could say anything, there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Tamarra asked.

"It's Angie," Angie Rae Dawson called out. "Is Midge in there with you?"

"Yeah, Angie." Midge replied. "What do you want?"

Angie Rae came in the room and went over to her younger half-sister.

"Did they find out what was in the ship?" Midge asked.

"Yeah," Angie Rae replied. "An entire crew. Around 200,000 people on that thing."

"How the heck we're gonna fit that many people in the Manor?" Carly exclaimed.

"Don't worry. Kristy Jo called Stark from the Bahamas," Angie Rae explained. "He agreed to keep them all in his suite."

"But who's going to watch them while he's gone?" Tanisha asked.

"Logan, Stefan, Lindsey, and Sasha."

Dmitri and JT just burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" Tamarra asked.

"I feel so sorry for Wolverine." Dmitri replied.

"I get the feeling that's not the only reason why you came here," Midge said.

"Kristy Jo wants to see you," Angie Rae explained.

"Why?"

"The Captain of the ship is badly hurt and you're the only one who can save him."

"Is Kristy in the Med Lab?"

"She's in your lab."

Midge's Lab- Kristy Jo, Geordi, Aidan, Kurt, Rachel S., Wesley, Deanna & Bobby

"He looks pale." Bobby Drake remarked.

"That's his skin color, Bobby." Kurt Wagner said.

"He's the Captain of the Enterprise?" Kristy Jo Kyle asked incredulously.

"Yes, he is." Geordi La Forge replied.

"He's a robot!"

"He's not a robot!" Geordi snapped. "He's in Android!"

"Sorry, if I fail to tell the difference!"

"Kristiana, this is not a very good time to argue." Kurt imputed.

"You're right." Kristy Jo turned to Geordi. "I'm sorry."

"Don't worry about it," Geordi replied. "Data's my best friend. I'm just worried about him."

Kristy Jo looked at the Captain they called Data. For an android, he looked very handsome. She wondered that was probably the benefit of being in artificial life form.

"Don't worry," Rachel Summers assured everyone. "I'm sure Midge will know how to fix him."

Midge came strutting in the lab, Dmitri, Tamarra, JT, Carly, and Tanisha not far behind. When Aidan Kantar saw Midge, her purple eyes grew wide. She looked exactly like the woman in Data's painting. Could it be her? She thought. Could she actually exist?

Deanna Riker sensed Aidan's feelings and looked at her.

"Aidan, you seem startled." She observed.

"Why would you think that?" Aidan asked.

"Because I feel it," Deanna smiled. "Is something wrong?"

"I'll tell you later."

While that was going on, Kristy Jo was making introductions.

"Midge, Carly, Dmitri, JT, Tamarra, and Tanisha," She began. "This is Commander Geordi La Forge, Lt. Commander Wesley Crusher, Counselor Aidan Kantar, and Counselor Deanna Riker. They're officers of the USS Enterprise-E."

"Except for Deanna," Aidan imputed.

"What's the Enterprise?" Dmitri asked.

"The starship in the front lawn," Tanisha replied.

"Oh." Dmitri nodded.

"These are some of our students," Kristy Jo said. "Tamarra Cabonarra, Tanisha Jones, Dmitri Marx, Carly Wong, and JT Wagner. They are Seniors at the Institute."

"Seniors?" Wesley Crusher repeated.

"Yeah," Rachel clarified. "In high school."

"This is my half-sister, Midge Windrider." Kristy Jo introduced to Geordi. "She's the Tech Analyst of the Institute."

Geordi looked at Midge, amazed. "You're only sixteen." He observed.

"Eighteen, actually." Midge corrected. "I'm smart for my age."

"She can probably help you fix your captain." Kurt assured.

"Isn't that a job for Dr. McCoy?" Midge asked.

"There's something…unique about him." Rachel commented.

Midge looked at the immobile being on her lab table. Her green eyes went wide with amazement.

"I can't believe it," She breathed. "He's an actual Android! He looks remarkable!"

"A what?" Tanisha asked, confused.

"Android," Midge said. "Artificial Life form." She stroked his face. "He looks so real."

"Data is real." Deanna said. "And his life is in danger. Can you help him?"

Midge looked at Deanna and smiled. "I can make complicated inventions out of scraps of metal," She said. "Repairing him should be a piece of cake."

"What's his system made of?" Carly asked. "Megabytes or something?"

"No, Data has a positronic matrix." Aidan smiled.

"Positronic?!" Tamarra and JT repeated.

"That's a highly advanced technology." Midge remarked.

"I never heard of it," Kristy Jo said.

"Because they're from the 24th century," Rachel said. "That type of technology won't be around until…probably most of us are either dead or in senior citizen homes."

Midge looked at Data again. "This is definitely going to be a challenge."

"But can you have him back online?" Geordi asked Midge.

"Well, I never said I couldn't do it." Midge replied. "It might take me a little longer than I anticipated. But I assure you your friend's gonna be up and running within 24 hours."

Geordi looked at Kristy Jo, who nodded confidently.

"She gets it done," She said. "Her work usually takes less time than that."

There was a sudden knock on the door.

"Come in." Midge called.

Anna-Maria DeSoto aka Sparkle came in Midge's Lab. With her, were Natalie Rasputin aka Anaconda, and Jay Guthrie aka Icarus.

"Ay Dios Mio," Anna-Maria exclaimed. "Lara was right."

"Can I help ya'll with something?" Kristy Jo asked.

"Oh, Professor X just arrived." Natalie informed.

"Where is he?"

"In the War Room." Jay replied. "He says he wants to see you, right away."

"And bring your visitors with you." Anna-Maria added.

Kristy Jo looked at Kurt. "We better see what he wants." She decided.

Kurt nodded. "Tamarzi, Johannes, Tanisha, come with us." He instructed. To Dmitri and Carly, he said: "I want you two to assemble a team and get their starship out of our front lawn. We don't want to draw attention."

"Yes, sir." Dmitri acknowledged and he and Carly left.

Kristy Jo, Bobby, Rachel, Kurt, Tamarra, JT, and Tanisha proceeded to head out of Midge's lab.

"Come on," Tamarra coaxed. "You guys are going to meet Professor Xavier."

"Who's Professor Xavier?" Wesley asked.

"You'll see." Tanisha answered.

With little choice, Aidan, Geordi, Deanna and Wesley followed Kristy Jo and her gang to their destination. Deanna stopped in her tracks and looked back at Midge.

"Your friend will be fine," Midge assured. "I'll let you know as soon as I finish working on him."

Deanna smiled and left. Midge looked at her new challenging project and whistled.

"All right, Mr. Data," She said to herself. "Let's go to work."

NEXT: MIDGE & DATA MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!

PLUS, DEADPOOL IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS!

AND POKER-WOLVERINE AND BEVERLY CRUSHER STYLE!!!!