BOREDOM LIBARY. WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED.
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...Checking out a book at LIBARY BOREDOM BY ANOM.
Open page; contents: Pg 1. - How to beat boredom.
Flicking through booooook....
....ahh; index - Pg 1. How to beat boredom - a list of things to do to beat boredom.
Flicking baaaaaack through the book....
....Pg 1. How to beat boredom.
BOLD LETTERS:
GO ON WIKIHOW. TYPE IN 'HOW TO BEAT BOREDOM'.
In italics:
Or for an alternative:
LISTEN TO MUSIC.
3 minutes later.
I'm listening to my favourite CD. Hannah Montana 3. My favourite music is Disney. Most people find that weird. They find it weird that I don't seem to like much R&B, just give me Disney.
I'm listening to it here in my bedroom. My bedroom is cool. My CD player is on my desk that my Dad made me. Remember? My Dad helps me with a lot of things!
Dad's in his Study right now. Dad's study is dark. I don't like going in there much. I'm not scared or anything, but my Dad never opens his blinds.
I feel like I'll go mad if I'm in there for a certain amount of time.
I just skipped my CD to 'SONG 5.' – That's Just a Girl.
Just a Girl used to me my favourite song. But then it wasn't. I don't know what happened.
It's been an illusion, but I never meant to fool you...
Do you remember the illusions test I took, that Dad helped me with?
Dad doesn't like Disney very much. He much prefers Toyah.
Toyah is alright.
I had a song on my phone by her once. It was quite cool. Something about a supernova. Supernovas are cool.
That reminds me of a song.
'...let me be a supernova! Before you make the biggest mistake of your life. Just give me a chance, to get it right, get it right!
Like I said; Supernovas are cool.
It's hard to write about music. But even harder to write it!
Who's heard of Bo Burnham, then? He's on YouTube. Charlea and I think he's fit as!
Charlie's favourite song is 3.14 Apple Pie.
My favourite song is Rehab for fictional characters.
We've both had to agree to disagree.
But we still find 'Welcome to YouTube' pretty awesome!
I currently have that on my phone. I just played it to find out how to spell Bo's last name. Mum got mad. That was silly of me. I won't be making that mistake again.
Mum isn't much like Dad. Mum doesn't help me with practical things; unless we're talking about cooking, or history homework.
Mum's no good at maths. I'm no good at maths. Dad is good at maths.
I love Mum and Dad.
Mum's song is 'The Best Day'- Taylor Swift. I sing it to her sometimes. Mum likes that.
Dad doesn't have a song at the moment. Maybe he should have.
I'm thinking the Eurovision song. LOOK IT UP. The Eurovision song is a silly song. Dad is silly.
Dad's song is 'Flying the Flag'- the Eurovision gang. I don't often sing that. Charlea and I prefer to do the dance around the living room.
Dancing is fun.
Who likes dancing, then? I DO! It's my life.
My brain just reminded me of something. I hurt my leg in dance on Wednesday.
I don't think I like dance anymore.
No. That's another silly thing.
Dance is great. It involves Music. Music is great.
DID YOU KNOW: my favourite music is Disney.
WHOA. I'm having the strangest sense of De JA Vu. That's French for I've seen this all before.
Whose wrote music? I have! I wrote a song once called 'Sue the Sugarplum fairy.' It's cool. I wrote it on the guitar. The guitar is a musical instrument. See? I'm smart.
The strange lady on the TV just said she's getting me a library card.
''I've got my library card and I'm checking you out.'
I like Joe Jonas. Joe Jonas is fit. Like Bo Burnham. Joe Jonas uses that pick up line; in his nerd hour at 3pm. In Joe's nerd hour. Joe's allergic to air.
Air is everywhere.
I hope Joe doesn't die at 3pm.
THAT'S IT.
I've set my phone alarm to 3pm. Name: JOE JONAS DIES.
RIP.X
Joe Jonas writes music. With his bro's. The Jonas Brothers. They are cool.
I like the word cool; if you hadn't already realised.
Who invented 'cool'?
Who ever invented cool is seriously cool.
Ha-ha. That was cheesy; I don't like cheese.
Who ever invented cheese is un-cool.
Cows invented cheese.
My sister's favourite animal is a cow.
Cows are cool.
I wander if cows listen to music. They probably do.
How big are their brains?
I'd like to think they are as small as peanuts.
Just so I can write this:
Music is hard to write. Cows can't write music, and cows are cool. So that's my point proven.
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