Wow. People actually like my story… Well, there was one person who (somewhat) helped me with the story. So I guess I should give credit to her… Thank you Youko Yugi… for all of your… inspiring… help…. It burns to show affection! All I see is pain! (Black abyss)

So…I guess... you should read the story or something? Oh and by the way. I didn't try hard on this one. However, it wasn't like I tried hard on the other two either.

"JESSE! Come here!" yelled his stepmother, Jim. (Don't ask how it's possible!)

"Yes stepmother. I'm coming," he yelled back. Poor, poor Jesse. His life was so miserable and it wasn't because his stepmother was a guy! So let's back this story up so you readers can figure out what's wrong with the poor guy.

Actually I don't feel like putting a flashback here so tough luck!

"JESSE! Come here now!" yelled Jim louder. "So help me Karin, I will put you in the basement!" Jesse picked up his pace to the foyer where his stepmother and two stepsisters were.

"Finally slacker! What took you so long?" said the taller stepsister, Chazz.

"I'm sorry. Is there something you guys, I mean girls needed?"

"Yes! We need you to clean the house today and it has to be very sparkly!" said the other stepsister, Syrus… yeah, you read it right….

"Yes, exactly what Syrus said. Now, if you don't have it nice and spotless, you know what will happen to you. Just like last time," said Jim as they left the house.

"Last time? What last time? Is he, I mean she, saying stuff to spice up the plot again?" he wondered. "Ah well. I better get cleaning…"

"Rubi, rubi!" said a small mouse that was purple and had two tails. (I know, WTF?)

"Great more mice following me around," he whined as the mouse and others followed him around as he cleaned the house from top to bottom.

"I wonder what Disney song the author can remember to help the story plot go along and so I can get my work done faster," he said to nobody in particular. Well to bad Jesse! I can't remember any!

"You suck! You're a bad author!" he yelled into the open room, making all the mice watching him back away at his craziness.

"Hey! I'm not crazy!" he yelled. "Hahahaha… ha." Yes, that maybe true but I control this story right now. Haven't you ever wondered why you're playing a chick instead of Prince Charming in this story?

Jesse stayed silent at me… I mean he stayed silent while he worked.

After cleaning about half the house with no Disney song, the town's bell rang; signaling that is was finally lunch. However, that didn't mean he got to eat first. He had to feed his stepmother's cat, Zane.

"Zane! Come here you fat, lazy cat!" Jesse called from the kitchen. Shortly after a fat, (fluffy) white cat appeared, taking his time to arrive at Jesse's feet to receive his lunch.

"Gods, I hate this cat!" he said as he put the cat food on the floor in front of Zane.

"Well, I hate you too," meowed Zane before he started eating his food.

Jesse then quickly ate his lunch and went back to cleaning the house and after he was done, he went to do his other chores: chopping wood, preparing dinner, etc.

Jim, Chazz, and Syrus finally came back, though they didn't like what they saw.

"Jesse!" said Jim harshly."I thought I told you to clean the house!"

"I did!" said Jesse, wondering what they were talking about.

"No it isn't! Go back and clean it again! After all, cleanliness is next to godliness and so are royalty! You don't want one of my daughters to stay poor all of her life, now do you?"

"But they're guys- "

"Got back and clean it Cinder-Jesse!" yelled Chazz giving him a new nickname since he thought it was appropriate because Jesse sleeps in the basement next to the fire place and when he wakes up, he's usually covered in cinder from it.

"Yes stepmother…" Jesse left to clean the house once again.

"Kuri, kuri!" squeaked a small brown mouse with white on his back that looked like wings.

"Where do these mice keep coming from?" groaned Jesse as he scrubbed harder at the floor.

Afterward to move the plot along, again, the door bell rang. Jesse got up an answered it.

"Hello sir, this is an invitation to the royal ball. Hope you will be there, blah, blah, blah," said a royal messenger apathetically before he left

"Mother! Jesse stealing mail!" yelled Syrus as he I mean she saw Jesse with the letter in his hands.

"No I'm not!" he said.

"Jesse! Give me that letter!" said Jim as she I mean he I mean she walked in and took the letter away anyways.

"What does it say mother?" said Chazz.

"The Prince is having a ball to find a bride! Girls this is your chance! You have a chance of marring the Prince!" said the stepmother happily.

"I thought the prince wasn't gay," mumbled Jesse.

"Yeah he isn't! So you can't come!" said Jim in a manly voice. Jesse sweat dropped but thought no more of it and went back to cleaning.

24 HOURS LATER!

Jesse was in his room, slacking off for a moment while the rest of his family got ready for the ball. After they left, Jesse went outside and sighed to himself.

Then all of a sudden, a drunken lady comes out of nowhere.

"Man! Hangover!" she said clutching her head.

"Uh, can I help you?" asked Jesse.

"Yeah, I needs to find this kid call Jesse," she slurred around.

"Um, I'm Jesse. Who are you?"

"I'm Alexis, your fairy godmother," she said.

"Yeah. Now let's get you some help crazy lady," he said not believing in a word she said.

"No I really am. I'm here to give you a dress or something so you can go to the ball!" she said as though she suddenly got rid of her hangover.

"Okay, one, I'm a guy! So unlike my 'sisters' I don't wear dresses…sometimes. And two, the prince isn't gay, so it would be pointless to go!"

"Oh yes he is! The prince is gayer than New York's Gay Parade! And you are so going!" she said trying to reassure him, which wasn't working.

"Look, I'm not going."

"How about if I told you that there are no creepy mutant mice at the ball?" she whispered in his ear with a drunken slur.

Jesse glanced back at the house and saw the creepy mice waving at him through the window.

"Okay, I'll go."

"COOL! Okay, so what do you want to wear?" she asked him.

"Um…"

"Too late! You're wearing this!" She summoned up a very bright blue dress with FRILLS LOTS AND LOTS OF FRILLS!

"Cool!" he said seeing the frills. "For some reason the beauty of the frills makes me want to wear them more, no matter what. And I want to travel to promote frills to the people. Wait, it doesn't come with more frills?"

"No, and now for your shoes." She summoned up two glass slippers.

"No way! I'm not wearing glass stilettos! Those are going to kill my feet!" he yelled at her.

"Hey, it's either these, a glass bra, or a glass thong!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Well, I have a brother called Atticus- "

"Just give me the damn glass slippers!"

AT THE BALL

"Jaden my boy! Have you seen a girl you would like to marry yet?" said Jaden's father, Yubel.

"No, I haven't. All of them are girls!" he said in a whiny voice. "Geez."

"Well, no, look over there, those people are guys!" Yubel said.

"I know, but they think they're girls! Oh wow! Look!" he said pointing to the doors as Jesse walked in with a very bright blue frilly dress with glass slippers… and buff arms.

"Oh my gods! He's beautiful!" said Jaden. He got up from his thrown and went to go and greet her I mean him.

"Hello beautiful!" growled playfully at Jesse.

"Hey beautiful yourself," he said back checking Jaden out.

"I can't believe a gay is interested in me too. Wanna marry me?"

"Sure, wait, a gay? What do you mean by that?"

"So is that a yes?"

"Well… do you have any mutant mice?"

"No…"

"Then yes!"

Thus, they danced the night away while people watched in awe because they still couldn't believe that their prince was gay and he chose a man in a frilly dress. Seriously…

Oh and Jim, Chazz, and Syrus are now somewhere far away because I said so and I don't want them to rain on the two gayest pairing on earth…

The End.