Chapter 2
"They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!" Emiko and Hotaru screamed in unisen as they ran into the Hokage's office. Fuzz just glared after then and slapped his own face.
"Why did we just say that?" Hotaru whispered.
"I don't know, but I've always wanted to say that to someone important," Emiko answered.
"Your both idiots," Fuzz sighed.
Emiko and Hotaru glared at him for a moment before the old man cleared his throat, reminding them of his presence. The remembered what they were supposed to be doing again.
"The ANBU informed me that you're from an unkown village," he stated.
"Our village only recently became a ninja village," Fuzz explained. "We've kept our existence secret to prevent being attacked,"
"I see," The third Hokage said "So this is the first time your village has participate in the chunin exams?"
"Hai"
The old man nodded. "Alright, well you did present passes to be here," he pause. "Your aloud to participate,"
"Woot!" screamed Emiko, throwing her fist into the air.
"Wooo! Wait a second don't we need a place to stay?" questioned Hotaru, looking over to the old man.
"Well right now we have two conveniently open apartments next to the sand people whose names I cannot remember," The Hokage said handing them a key.
"Bye, Cracka-jacka!" Emiko said as they left the office.
The three walked out the door of the office and out of the Hokage;s mansion and into the streets.
"So what do we do now?" Emiko asked, her hands held behind her head as she walked.
"Well let's see," Fuzz said. "We've just been given keys to an apartment we've never seen. Maybe, just maybe, we should go, I dunno, Look at it?!" his voice was dripping with sarcasm.
"Don't have to be an ass about it," Hotaru said, crossing her arms over her chest.
Fuzz stuck his tongue out at them.
They kept walking down the streets, avoiding everyone else and somehow not running into anything even though they weren't looking where they were going.
They eventually came by two teams talking to each other. Two of the six ninjas were really emo looking. Well… one of them was 'cause he had hair shaped like a chicken's butt. The other one just looked like a Goth… thing. Anyway!
"Why does that guy have a giant pair of fake boobs on his back?" Hotaru whispered to her sister, gesturing toward the Goth thing.
"I don't know, but that one dude has hair shaped like a headless chicken," Emiko whispered back.
The red haired goth thing was spoken to by the chicken hair dude. "You with the gourd on your back. What's your name?"
"Oh, it's a gourd," Emiko whispered.
"I am Sabaku no Gaara," The Goth thing said, nodding his head towards chicken ass.
Hotaru had stars in her eyes and was staring at the goth thing named Gaara with a look that was somewhere between checking him out and wanting to eat him.
"Shit!" Fuzz and Emiko said in unison, looking at their friend.
"Ooooh! My name's Hotaru and I can do this!" she said, pulling out random duct tape, tying up the Sasuke thing and proceeded to throw him into a conveniently placed trashcan. Then she kicked him down the street and watched with pride as he rolled into random people like a bowling ball.
"Sasuke-kun!" the pink-haired-wonder screamed, running after her teammate. She left behind the orange, blonde boy with clear blue eyes. He was laughing at Sasuke's humility until he realized he was left alone.
"Sakura-chan! Where are you going?!" he yelled after her.
"Naruto-baka!" was heard faintly in the distance along with some other random shouting.
"Hotaru! What have I told you about tying up emo kids with duct tape and throwing them in conveniently placed trashcans and throwing them down the street?" Emiko scolded her, her arms still rested lazily behind her head.
"That it's wrong and frowned upon in most societies…." Hotaru sighed.
"No, that's cannibalism," she said, then looked over her shoulder to be surprised that the sand ninja were still standing there.
"Hn… Forgive my sister. I'm Emiko Randamu and this is Fuzz and Hotaru. Oh and if you try to mess with them, I'll kill you… Slowly," she said, smiling at them
"Ha! Like you could touch this!" The makeup kitty said, arrogantly gesturing toward his lard-tastic body.
"What are your names?" Questioned Fuzz, his ears twitching cutely.
"Aww! Fuzz, your so cute!" Emiko said.
"I'm not cute! I'm manly as fluff!" he said, aggravated.
"Um…" the blonde one looked confused. "I'm Temari,"
"I'm Kankuro," makeup kitty said, nodding his head.
"And I am Sabaku no Gaara," Senior Gothy pants said.
"How come you're the only one with a title?" Emiko asked.
Gaara said nothing and just stared at them.
"Fine don't answer my question…" Emiko muttered.
"Kay, so your name is Gaara," she confirmed what he'd said.
"No. He said his name was Gaara," Hotaru corrected her.
"That's what I said," She defended.
"No, you didn't roll the 'r'. It's Gaara, not Gaara," her sister said.
"It doesn't matter!" Emiko said, exasperated.
"Yeah! it kinda does!" she yelled back.
"Yeah? How?"
"This is a Japanese show so you have to roll the r's!"
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"You have to say it that way!"
"No you don't!"
"Yeah you do!"
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"Okay! This is getting us nowhere!" Hotaru sighed. "Guy's? Whose right?"
Just then, they noticed no one was there accept for Fuzz, who was smashing his face against the fence
"You do have to…." Hotaru mumbled.
"No you friggen don't!" Emiko yelled.
"Let's just go find the apartment," Fuzz sighed.