A/N: Chapter was written by Emily and edited by Haley

Emiko, Hotaru, and Fuzz walked in silence, each thinking to themselves as they headed to the ninja academy for the first exam. Suddenly Hotaru has an epiphany. She stopped in her tracks, causing Fuzz and Emiko to stop and look at her questioningly.

"I just realized something!" She exclaimed throwing her hands in the air and smiling. She looked to Emiko and Fuzz, who looked rather surprised at her outburst.

"We're here in the ninja world where we'll most likely die!" She announced happily as she did a small twirl. "Not only that but we're in a foreign place and have no clue as to what we're doing and we'll probably never see our parents ever again!"

"Hn, Baka. Odds are we'll either; A) Die and go home, perfectly un-harmed, B) Our writers will get bored and skip a generation just to start writing shipudden, or C) We fall in love and stay here forever. I myself hope it's the latter" Fuzz says looking at Emiko who was staring at the ground suddenly she bursts out crying and shoves her face into Fuzz's chest.

"I never want to go back to that place ever again! I had a horrible life. I remember like it was seven seconds ago," She says looking to the sky with a glazed over expression.

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"Mommy!" Little Emily screamed as her father was about to hit her with the broken bottle he found littered amongst the garbage on the floor.

Suddenly a short brown haired woman with blue eyes jumped in front of her shielding her from the painful blows.

"Shh!" She cooed to her daughter smiling a pain filled smile. "It'll be okay sweetheart just remember no matter what happens Mommy loves you forever and ever" She stoked her hair soothingly.

A line of blood comes outs of her mouth and her eyes started to glaze over from the pain she looked down at her daughter and smiled sadly. Placing a swift kiss to her daughters forehead leaving a bloody lip mark as if she was wearing lipstick in its place she whispers "Go" she falls to the ground breathing no more.

Emily's lip quivers as she quickly runs out the door and into the streets never to return to the place her mother died ever again.

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"When I was a little girl my father was an abusive drunk who would beat me all the time, or at least he would try to but my mother would always get in the way, but one day things got out of hand and my father killed my mother I ran away and I've been living on the streets ever since!" She sobs dramatically putting her hand to her forehead and sighing.

"I thought your dad was a alcoholic who likes playing poker and works at a leather company" Hotaru says frowning at Emiko.

"That's because he is!" Fuzz exclaims shoving Emiko away from him scowling.

"How would you know" Emiko says pointing at Fuzz.

Fuzz's eyebrows and ears twitched in anger "Because I live with you!" He screamed, exasperated.

"Oh look! A window!" Emiko screams jumping into a random window from the academ. Luckily it was the room they were supposed to take the first exam in. Unluckily for them, they came in about the same time as Ibiki and Emiko slammed right into him.

"Watch where you're going kid!" Tall-dark-and-HOLY-SHIT! said looking down at her "Take your seats" he says looking at the three.

Hotaru opened her mouth to ask a question but stopped when Ibiki glared at her. She gulped and sat in a random open seat towards the back. Fuzz shrugged and took one of the only two seats available. Emiko sat down next to a bored looking boy with a strangely identical hair style to her with a pout. We'll call him Pineapple-Man.

"I'm not going to repeat the rules so you kids are just going to have to take a wild guess at what they are, serves you right for showing up late" He said, shoving his hands into his pockets smirking at their obvious annoyance.

"Start...NOW!"

Everyone picked up their pencils and looked at their test, looks of confusion spread over their faces.

Emiko looked at everyone boredly having already finishing her test which consisted of random sentences she put on her paper as answers. Since she already knew the outcome of the test she decided to take a nap.

Fuzz scowled at the pointless test and crossed his arms watching with sick amusement as random Genin were told they failed. The looks on their faces priceless to him. These people are such morons.

Hotaru sighed bored and started to doodle sick little pictures that would freak Ibiki out. One of them was a cute little creature which she liked to call, 'Squelchy'. :D And another picture of a random little... dude with a clock lodged in his skull.

Finally after forty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds, the test was over and they could leave that accursed room and get away from the freak of a first Procter. It was then they noticed Emiko was still asleep. Fuzz went to wake her up, but Hotaru stopped him with a wave of her hand.

"I can handle this" She says smiling slyly as she walked over to Emiko. She cracked her knuckles and said sadistically, "Emiko why do I have the feeling your going to get flamed?"

Silence filled the room until a loud scream could be heard through out Kohana.

"DEAR GOD! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!"

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After all the kids were gone, Ibiki started picking up the papers until one caught his eye. Ibiki frowns as he looked at the paper in his hand, eyebrow twitching slightly.

"Who the hell drew this!"