Hotaru sat in a chair that was provided in their new apartment the Hokage gave them to stay in. Her legs were dangling off the side off the chair as she sighed in boredom. Suddenly she had an idea.

"Emiko!" She called excitedly to the girl in the other room.

"What!?"

"Come here!"

"Screw you!"

"Well that entertained me for about, heh, two seconds" She muttered to herself slightly peeved at her sister's retort.

"Bored. Bored. Bored. Bore- Ohh something shiny!"

Something shiny caught her eyes under the sofa across from the chair she currently occupied. She slowly crept up to the item as if it would attack her at any moment, and poked it cautiously.

"Hello, Mysterious Item would you like to entertain me this fine evening?" She asked it a small smile on her face.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"What do you mean my mom's a toaster?! You leave my mother out of this, my mother is a beautiful women and deserves respect from a lowly thing that is you!" She screamed, picking up the item which turned out to be a mirror.

"Ah! Emiko! Fuzz! Get in here quick!" She screamed chucking the mirror across the room in horror. Emiko and Fuzz rushed into the room, kunai in hand in offensive poses only to realize there was no real danger so the put them away.

"What did you interrupt my nappy time for, Baka?" Fuzz asked irritated that he was woken up from his precious nap so Hotaru could be an idiot.

"My appearance changed!" She exclaimed throwing her arms around wildly in the air flopping them around making weird flapping noises.

"You just realized that?" Emiko questioned raising a eyebrow crossing her arms.

"Holy Shiz! You changed too!" Hotaru screamed pointing at her.

"Ugh" Emiko and Fuzz face palmed in unison at their teammate's idiocy.

Hotaru quickly ran to a mirror to see what she looked like. Not much had changed from her regular form except for the fact she had no blemishes, her skin was slightly paler, and her eyes were white, almost blending in with her pupil but was a slightly different shade. Her blood red hair was in two cute small pig tails.

She quickly looked over at her friend Emiko and took in her appearance with wide eyes. Emiko had white/silver hair the same shade as Hotaru's eyes up in a pineapple like fashion and eyes that are blood red. She too had absolutely no blemishes on her face.

"Wow…" She looked at Fuzz.

Fuzz had light tan hair with bits if blonde and orange in it that spiked everywhere. The cat ears perched on top of his head were the same color as his hair. His eyes change color differently everyday. Currently they were pale green but, they could also be gold, blue, and all the colors mixed together.

'THUD'

Emiko and Fuzz look at each other and sigh in irritation.

"Should we just leave her there?" Questioned Emiko poking Hotaru with a random stick that had a clock duct taped to it.

"I guess… wanna play Go Fish?" Fuzz looks to her for an answer Emiko just shrugs and plops down on the ground tossing the stick with the clock attached to it across her back and pulled out a deck of cards.

Fuzz smiles and plops down onto Hotaru's unconscious form watching Emiko deal the cards out evenly.

"Got any threes?"

"Go Fish"

--------------------------------------- Meanwhile in Hotaru's head-----------------

"Ugh, my head, where am I?" Hotaru sits up and looks around in confusion.

All a sudden a fat guy with a mustache wearing a stained tu-tu floats down from the sky eating a hot dog. He quickly shoves it down his throat and points at her with a full mouth.

"Mshcome moo mat medifile mand!" He exclaims gesturing to all the creepy fat guys running around with mush stashes.

Hotaru looks around. Everything looked like it belonged to a hippy or Willy Wonka. Rainbows and multi-colored mushrooms were everywhere, lollipops grew off trees and grass was made out of liquorish there was even a water fall made out of skittles! And streams of Soda.

"It's amazing!" She muttered to herself. "Wait! What did you say?"

"Welcome too Fat Pedophile Land!" The Pedophile from the beginning of the dream said. All a sudden all the Creepy Mustache People surrounded Hotaru chanting;

"Rape!"

"RAPE!"

"Rape!"

"RAPE!"

--------------------Back In The Real World------------------

"Ha I win!" Emiko screeches doing a victory dance around the room.

"Whatever…" Fuzz crosses his arms mad he lost the game.

"AH! No more! Get away you fat ass hat clowns!" Hotaru suddenly awoke screams, then realizing what position she is in, screams "Fuzz, get the fuck off me!" She quickly pushes Fuzz off her launching him across the room.

"You had the dream about the Pedophiles again didn't you" Emiko deadpans raising an eyebrow at her.

Hotaru just nods then walks away muttering to herself about taking a shower to get Fuzz's 'Ass Germs' off of herself.

Fuzz, after getting up, walks over to Emiko and looks at her questioningly.

"Don't ask"

Fuzz just shrugs and goes to his room to take a well deserved nappy nap.