A/N: Chapter written for fun, Castiel and I both we don't want to offend who write slash stories.. but we don't like them. We apologize. I never have read a slash story, so if you'll read something alredy written, it's not intentional.

A special thanks to my new virtual friend ArmagonAuthor, for giving me encouragement and advice. Thank you XD!!!

Castiel is straight

A laughter broke the silence. It was Sam that, sat in front of his computer, he could not help it. His brother looked at him quizzically.

"Why are you laughing?" Sam tried to regain his selfcontrol, concealing his laughters with coughing.

"Who? Me? Nothing ..." Sam replied, biting his tongue to keep from laughing.

Dean approached quickly to his brother. "No! Now you say why you're laughing. What are you reading?" and he leaned toward the monitor.

"I don't think you'd love to read it..." warned Sam.

Dean grimaced. "Oh no, is it another slash story?" he complained.

Sam nodded. "Yeah .. the fanslash strike again. I think it is Becky, but I suspect that she has changed nickname for not to be discovered by us..."

"Becky? Do you think is she again? Does not understand that we are brothers? I mean ... I have nothing against love affairs between men .. but we are brothers!" Dean protested dismayed.

Sam was worried, he did not know how to explain the innovation.

"Why have you this face? What does it mean, Sam? "Dean asked, suspecting something.

"Well, .... I think it is Becky but I'm not sure ... because is changed the subject ... I mean is changed the pairing ...."Sam tried to explain.

Dean looked at him puzzled. "What do you mean?"

"Now it is no more me and you..." Sam began.

"Who?" Dean asked him, slightly alarmed. He had a terrible suspicion.

"Dean, really, forget it. They are just girls with a lot of imagination ..." Sam responded.

"You just tell me what they have written this time." Dean said firmly. Sam sighed and turned the computer in order to facilitate the reading to his brother.

"Dean, see it for yourself ... I have not the courage to tell you." he confessed, suppressing another laughter. Dean leaned and started reading the file on the monitor. After a few lines, he understood the meaning of the story.

"Oh my God! They made me mate with Castiel!"

*****

"They have no respect! I mean ... Cas is an angel! And he is inside Jimmy's body! If I don't mistake, Jimmy loved women!" Dean snapped, shocked by the discovery of new kind of slash stories: Castiel and Dean.

"Well, I think Cas likes women too..." Sam affirmed.

"I think Cas does not like anybody... I tried to help him make friends with a girl but he messed up the affair!" Dean replied, reminding the episode with some amusement, though.

" Exactly. You wanted to help him make friends with a prostitute .. maybe Cas would like a little of sweetness ... for free." emphasized Sam .

Dean shrugged. "Yes maybe you're right, though I don't care. I can't understand why Becky likes to image me and Cas together! Do you realize? Castiel and I .... oh Jesus .." Dean was upset, Sam was amused.

"Come on Dean, it is not so tragic. It was much worse when she wrote about you and me ... at least you and Cas / Jimmy are not kins ...." Dean looked at him, frowning.

"What it means? Just the thought makes me shudder! Cas and I together? Beat that! Maybe I should have a chat with Becky." Dean threatened seriously.

"No, Dean. It is only fiction:fan fiction, you know? Becky is a strange girl but she's innocuosu. What is wrong?"

"You say like that because she loves you! So, she thought to make me sleep with Cas! I can't believe it. Does not she know about girls I had?" Sam reminded with concern the passion that Becky had shown to him, but he removed quickly the embarrassing memory.

"She did not care about our kinship, I don't think she cares about your girls or about the fact that Castiel is an angel." Sam affirmed.

"You're right. I'm really upset, you know Sammy?"

Sam tried to be serious. "Take it easy. Except Becky and Chuck, no one knows that we exist, what do you care about what they write?"

"I care a lot! I do not like that my masculinity is questioned! Not even for fiction! "emphasized Dean.

"Dean, if you were really with a boy, you would not be less manly. It's just a different way to loving, there's nothing wrong with that" Dean moved his hand in the air. "Okay professor, you know what I meant! Stop laughing or you'll get a slap in the face! "he threatened.

"Luckily, Cas is not here .... he would ask a lot of questions ..." Dean said massaging his forehead.

"Who knows what he would say about it... I bet he does not understand much of it." Sam said, looking at the monitor. Dean turned around toward Sam. "Hey, you don't want to tell him about this matter, I hope! Do not you dare do it or be trouble for you!" Dean threatened his brother, pointing his finger against Sam's face. Sam wanted to replicate, but the light of the room began to flash: Castiel was coming.

"Tell me what, Dean?" asked Castiel just arrived, looking at both brothers. Sam closed the computer brusquely, and the angel noticed it.

"Hum.. nothing Cas, we were talking about ...." But Sam did not know what to say. Castiel looked at Dean quizzically.

"Dean, would you tell me what Sam should not tell me? Have you discovered something important?" he demanded, thinking it was the reason for the agitation that he saw on their faces. He was wrong.

"No, I mean....yes! These are just some stories of apparitions, healings, and so on. We did not want to alarm you....." Dean explained, awkwardly.

Indeed Castiel frowned. "Dean, do you really think I am so stupid? "he asked with a hint of resentment.

"Seriously Cas, it's nothing. Dean said a nonsense and he does not want you know it. That is all. ."Sam affirmed. Castiel stared at him.

"What kind of nonsense? He teased me? "Cas demanded. If so, it would not be nothing new: why such mystery?

Sam nodded slowly.

"Hum ... .. something. Really, a nonsense, but there is no need for you to know. You know Dean , right?He prattles and then he feels guilty ..."

"Has it nothing to do with your computer that you have closed violently when I landed, Sam?" the angel asked looking in his eyes. The youngest of Winchesters stared at him puzzled: landed? Since when Castiel used a verb like this to describe his arrival?

"My.... computer? No, certainly not! It was a coincidence! I was doing research and when you were landing, I was finishing. "Sam justified himself.

"Yeah Cas, stop being paranoid ... it was just a stupid comment, and I don't want you know it because it could hurt you." Dean said.

Castiel looked at Dean, and in his face appeared a subtle smile.

"Since when don't you want to hurt me? You have invented some insults that do not exist, just for me ."

"Those are not insults, Cas! Humans use give .. nicknames!" Dean defended himself. Sam shook his head, he was going to be stuck in a end dead.

"Then winged idiot, soulless bastard and asshole are nicknames for friends?" Castiel emphazised.

Dean realized that the angel had changed, he was no more the naive dickhead of the earlier year.

"It seems that I spend all my time to insult you! Come on, Cas, are you really offended? Winged idiot is nice, isn't it? And you are .. winged."

"Did you like when Uriel called you dressed monkey, Dean?" Castiel asked him point blank.

"Well ... not particularly ... what has this to do?"

"But you're a monkey, evolutionarily speaking. However you did not like it. Why it should not bother me being called winged idiot , even though I have wings?" Both Winchesters were dazed, who really was Castiel?

All this fuss over a damn slash story between me and Cas ... maybe it was better tell him, Dean thought, staring at the angel.

Castiel realized to have dragged the matter too far, so he decided to let it go.

"Anyway guys, I had passed only to know if there were news about the Colt, or maybe ... about Lucifer. Since I am no more able to find you on my own, if you leave from here, do you mind to let me know?" asked Castiel.

"Sure." Sam responded.

Castiel nodded and he left like he had arrived, in a puff of wind.

"Sammy ... sometimes I feel that Castiel is angry with me."

"No, I think not. I think he is just a little confused and... susceptible. Did you see? He had already returned the usual Castiel." replied Sam.

"Maybe you're right... but sometimes he seems pissed off." Dean insisted.

Sam smiled looking at him. "You know, when I see you fight, I think you would be a beautiful couple. Like Piper and Leo in Charmed!" Sam affirmed amused, reminding the spicy story about his brother and Castiel.

Dean was indignant. "What? You're mad, man!" he snapped.

"Besides, I don't look like Piper! And Cas is not fair!" - emphasized Dean Winchester.

Sam stared at him shaking his head. "And then I am the mad."

*****

Perfect, they had left the motel. Castiel waited a few minutes and he materialized in their room. Sam had left his computer on the table, having no suspect that Castiel could come back to see with his own eyes what he was watching a few seconds before his coming. They would not tell him? Perfect. He would found out it by himself. They had underestimated him. Castiel approached the table and sat down, pulled up the monitor and stopped to think. He had seen do it many times at both Sam and Dean, it was easy. He pressed a button and it turned on quickly, once loaded all the programs, Castiel opened directly the chronology. It was there that, he knew, were saved all the visited webpages. He checked the pages by moving the cursor ... without the mouse, he did not find any interesting sentence, until he read:

Pairing Castiel/Dean

Castiel frowned, intuiting that there was something strange with that title. He opened the page and he started reading. He widened his eyes in amazement. What it meant that story? What it was... ..

"Oh my God!" the angel exclaimed, realizing instantly.

He continued reading until the end, more and more upset, embarrassed and .... offended.

Who had written these things?

Becky.

It is her, Chuck's friend.

How can a girl imagine those things .... between men? Why?

"There is something wrong with her. How does she invent this .... Oh good God! Do the men really do this kind of thing?" exclaimed Castiel aloud.

The angel was literally scandalized, he knew that between humans there were those kinds of relationships, but see himself involved in one of them, along with Dean, was terrible. He did not like Dean, not in that sense! He was not able to say if Dean was good looking or not.

With women it was easy, almost automatic, more they were beautiful, more he felt dazed. But Dean ... really.... no.

He did not know about other men, because he ignored them when he met them.

"Does not she know that for an angel such a thing is a sin?" Castiel wondered, staring at the monitor.

Well, to tell the true, for an angel was a sin even sleep with a woman, but there was a part of him, purely human and called male pride, which made him feel very indignant.

"Maybe I should have a chat with this girl ..." but then he thought that would be useless and potentially dangerous: if he'd found her along with Chuck, he could meet again Raphael.

It was a bad idea.

Cas turned off the computer simply by waving a hand. He took the mobile from his pocket and phoned to Dean.

"Where are you?"

Dean replied something.

"Okay, I arrive. Don't move." he warned.

He felt teased: that's what they were talking about, that's why Sam could not help but laugh, looking at him in an odd way.

He had to elucidate something.

*****

"Okay, but what ..?" Castiel already had hung up.

"Who was it?" Sam asked his brother.

Dean shrugged. "It was Cas, he said he's arriving. He was strange." Dean explained.

Sam and Dean were in a parking, next to their Impala. Castiel materialized next to Dean, making him wince.

"Holy shit, Cas! Have you decided to kill me?" Dean accused him, putting his hand on his chest.

"I apologize. I just wanted to say something to Dean." the angel said, staring at Dean.

"Okay .. tell me." Dean said, thinking it was the Apocalypse or something.

"If one day I were go crazy and decide to .... have sex with a human, this will be certainly a woman. And more than certainly, not with you, Dean. Though I feel for you a brotherly liking, you can be sure I will never attempt to seduce you." Castiel said firmly.

The two Winchesters listened to him open-mouthed.

"And also, I have not took you off from the hell because you were strong and fascinating, but because they were orders. And I don't wanted to kill Anna because I was jealous of the fact that she has been with you."

Maybe because she has been with you and not with me, Castiel thought, but obviously it was a consideration to keep for himself.

"I hope you knew these things even before I told you them,Dean." he concluded.

Dean was wordless, Sam had immediately understood.

"Have you read ... ..." asked Sam.

Castiel stopped him. "Yes Sam, unfortunately I have. And I will not talk about it again."

"Cas, these are just invented stories, I know that you ... not ... well..." Dean tried to say, embarrassed like never before.

"Fine. I have nothing to add. Excuse me again for the intrusion." And he disappeared.

The two brothers looked at each other without being able to talk for several seconds.

"But was he Cas?"Dean said finally.

" Yes, a little pissed off. He is really angry, uh? More than you!" Sam replied, giggling.

Suddenly, Castiel reappeared.

"One last thing: if you see Chuck's friend, you tell her that I never felt attracted by men. I am ...." Castiel stopped and he thought.

That definition could be applied to an angel? He did not know, but it certainly would explained what he meant.

"I'm ....straight." Castiel said and then left, without giving time to the others to respond.

"Yes, he's really pissed off." Dean confirmed with a smirk.

"Is it funny for you?" asked Sam.

"Oh yes, we are educating him very well, brother! He will become like us! Like me!"

Sam turned his gaze to the sky. "Poor Cas." he exclaimed.

"What do you mean with poor Cas? I am a good example!" Dean protested.

"The important is to believe." Sam said shrugging.

Dean snorted and gone back into the car.

"Get in the car, you with that big ass. Damned professor of my boots*."

Sam obeyed. "Righto, Piper!".

Dean murmured something, while Sam chuckled, amused.

2nd author's notes: *I don't know if you have a byword like this. I hope!!

I know, this chapter was not correct... but I laughed all the time XD. I hope you've understood what I meant! Ciao!