The Body

"This is really weird." Robby Ray said looking at his daughters body. He looked from the body to Hannah three times and shook his head.

"Your daughter gets killed and the only thing you can say is that's really weird." Officer Martinez said.

"He's just in shock" Hannah said. She went to look at the body and looked disgusted. "Have you found a killer yet." Hannah said

"No, we only have eyewitness reports of Miley being alone." Officer Martinez said

"But that's impossible." Robby said looking at the corpse.

"Apparently you'll have to give him some time alone" Hannah said. "He probably can't comprehend it with you too in here." The police officers left and Hannah looked at Robby Ray.

"Okay listen, if this plan is going to work, you'll need to show more emotion." Hannah said.

"What plan" Robby said dumbfounded.

"This is a way to get rid of the secret." Hannah said.

"What the hell is going on around here" Robby cried in bewilderment. "What the hell did you do"

"I cloned myself and killed the clone." Hannah said. "Now I'm Hannah Montana all the time"

"Oh please Miley, all people will have to do is so this" Robby said and reached for the wig. He yanked and Hannah said "Ow." The wig didn't come off. He then realised that the wig was Hannah's natural hairline. Her hair was blond and looked like Hannah's.

"Oh my God, Your're telling the truth." Robby said.

"Of course I am." Hannah said.

"Hold on now, how do I know you ain't Luann." Robby said

"Call Uncle Bobby." Hannah said smiling.

"You do realise that we'll have to do away with school and you can't be seen in public with Lilly and Oliver anymore." Robby said

"Acctually I can" Hannah said. "I think I am ready to become Hannah Montana full time." Hannah said.

"But Miley," Robby said

"Do me a favor, Robby, Don't call me Miley anymore. As far as I'm concerned, Miley Stewart is laying on that table. You're daughter is gone and I am still your client. So shape up and suck it up, I'll handle the funeral arrangments. You just act like the poor father and I'll take care of everything. After Miley's buried I stay with you for a few weeks then I'll move out. You're done using Hannah Montana." Hannah said leaving the room.

Robby looked shocked at Hannah's previous statement. "Whoever that was, it wasn't my daughter." He then looked at the body and for some reason even though he knew it was a clone he started sobbing.