Short drabbles inspired by my own disastrous drivings….of course, they weren't extreme to the point where I was going at 100 mph and such things like that. I think that I can relieve my pressure whenever I drive on this little drabble. I'm thinking of expanding this.

Disclaimer: I, obviously, do not own Naruto. Come on, I'm the UnsuspectingCakeThief who really is an unsuspecting person but is not a thief of cake but likes the title. If that made sense.

Driving lesson one: S.T.O.P. (Save The Other Persons)

"Stop. Now. STOP!!!" A pale teenage boy with hair like a cockatiel's shrieked into the ear of a tanned, whiskered blondie with amazing blue eyes.

"Hey, take a chill pill, bastard. I'm not crashing into anything." The blondie grinned happily.

"Naruto," The dark haired boy closed his eyes to calm himself down. "When you drive to an intersection with a stop sign, you STOP."

Naruto looked at the road, confused. "But I didn't see a stop sign!" He exclaimed, taking both hands off the steering wheel and gesturing to the road. "Do you see a stop sign?"

At this point, the car swerved, and the dark haired, pretty boy screamed. He grabbed the steering wheel, moved it, just in time to avoid another collision with an unsuspecting tree.

"Oh geez, Sasuke. You sounded like a girl." Naruto laughed, glancing at his terrified friend.

"Take over the fucking wheel, moron." Sasuke hissed, pressing a trembling hand to his chest. His heart felt like it was jumping up his throat! "You almost killed us there!" He shouted into Naruto's ear.

"Relax, Sasuke, relax. You're even more tense than I am, and I'm the one that's driving." Naruto added, smiling to reassure Sasuke.

Sasuke looked at him as if he really was stupid. "How can I not be scared for my life when I'm in the passenger's seat, next to you, whose DRIVING the car?"

Naruto shrugged, facing the road. "I don't know, but just relax."

Sasuke wanted to scream again, like a girl, right into Naruto's ears, but this was not the moment to do that. "Naruto, slower. SLOWER I SAY!" He screeched, eyes popping as he saw the speedometer at seventy miles per hour, and they were driving right past the police station.

Naruto ignored Sasuke. He drove right past the police station with ease, and to his delight, he didn't crash into anything.

Sasuke nearly fainted. He groaned. "Naruto, please. Slow the fucking car down."

Naruto sighed heavily. Sometimes, his friend was just such a jerk. "Fine." He sighed, and lifted his foot from the gas pedal and to the brakes.

The speedometer now read forty miles per hour. Sasuke let out a long awaited sigh of relief. Unfortunately…his relief didn't last very long.

"NARUTO! STOP AT THE RED LIGHT!" Sasuke bellowed, face pale with terror as Naruto sped up and ran through the intersection although it was a red light. There was quite a turmoil of honks, angry drivers cursing from the windows, and several screams.

"Boy, that was fun!" Naruto cheered, pumping a fist into the air. "I'm going to try that again!"

Sasuke's mouth dropped open in disbelief. "I sincerely hope that you're kidding." He said seriously.

Naruto grinned. "When have you been sincere? And no, I'm not kidding."

"We could've died in that too!" Sasuke shouted, veins popping out from his head in all the tension and fear he just gone through.

Naruto snorted. "But we didn't, so there." He turned back to the road, this time driving with obvious ease and confidence… "Now I want to hit the highway!" He exclaimed happily.

Sasuke slumped against his seat, limp with frustration, terror, anxiety, and constant pressure. "I think today's going to be my last day." He moaned.

"Ah ha ha ha ha! This is so much fun!" Naruto hit the gas pedal with full force and sped out from an exit and onto the highway, narrowly missing a crash with a random pick up truck.

Sasuke silently wished for a highway patrol to show up. Help me please…

And this will be continued...later on...