Disclaimer: Not mine not mine not mine

Note: This one made me crave for an Oreos n' Cream McFlurry. I think I'll use my mad cycling skills to bicycle to McDonald's now! ^.^

Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

"Uh…one large fry, an Oreos n' Cream McFlurry, and," Naruto turned around and looked at Sasuke, who had gone back to his usual pale color and calming down, "What d'ya want?"

Sasuke was running his hand through his hair to fix it. His hair had gotten tangled through the last twenty minutes of agitation and terror. "Huh? Oh, a coke."

"And one medium Coke." Naruto finished. He smiled, then his expression turned to that of surprise.

"Kiba?! What are you doing here?" Naruto exclaimed.

The unruly headed boy rolled his eyes. "Took you long enough to notice." Naruto continued to look faintly puzzled. Kiba coughed. "I work here, dumbass."

"Watch who you're calling dumbass, dumbass." Naruto retorted, crossing his arms. Then he frowned. "When did you start working at McDonald's?"

"When I found out that keeping Akamaru was expensive. This is only a part-time job, but it pays for Akamaru's dog food, so I'm fine with it." Kiba replied conversationally.

Behind Naruto, Sasuke examined his reflection in the car window. He was so intent on fixing that stray hair that he didn't even see the police car pull up.

It was until Itachi and Kisame walked out of the car did Sasuke see the police car parked outside.

"Naruto! My brother's here!" Sasuke shouted into Naruto's ear in joy.

"I know, pretty boy. That's why I'm not here." Naruto was wearing a paper McDonald's bag over his head with two holes poked out for him to see. He shoved Sasuke's Coke at him and Sasuke gratefully took a sip. Pulling out a five-dollar bill, Naruto smacked it into Kiba's hand and zoomed off before Kiba could say anything else.

"Hey dumbass! Your change!" Kiba called after him, but the old chevy had already sped out of the drive through and almost ran over two policemen.

"Whoa!" Kisame fell on his butt, winded by the speed and force of the old car. "That's some crazy driver."

Itachi glared at Kisame. "We're supposed to be chasing after that car!"

"Oh." Kisame got up. "Then let's go!"

The two policemen got back in their car. Kisame tried to start the engine. It wouldn't start up.

"Fuck." He cursed. "We're out of gas."

Itachi sighed. He pulled out his cell phone and called his younger brother.

"Hello?" Sasuke's voice sounded short of terror.

"Hello little brother. You're on your own now. Our car just ran out of gas." Itachi droned monotonously, looking out the window.

"WHAT?!" His younger brother screeched through the phone. Itachi winced. "Yeah, sorry. I'll send another police car after you guys." With that, he hung up on Sasuke's splutters and called another fellow policeman.

"Hello Deidara. I need you to follow a battered old chevy on highway…"

Deidara hummed to himself, occasionally shouting out the words "Bang!" for fun.

His partner, a seemingly sixteen year old boy who was actually a forty eight year old man, ignored him.

"Deidara!" He said suddenly, grabbing at Deidara's arm. "That's the car!"

An old chevy sped past them at 90 miles per hour.

"That's a really cool driver." Deidara commented. "He has blonde hair and blue eyes like me, yeah!"

"Sure, but we're supposed to be going after that car and the driver!"

"Really?" Deidara mused. Then it hit him. "Oh yeah! That guy was totally speeding, yeah!" Deidara punched a button, making the police sirens go off. He pressed down on the gas pedal and sped after the old chevy.

Inside the car, Sasuke had taken to quietly sipping his coke to calm his fears. He heard the police sirens.

"Naruto, incoming police car. It seems to be an emergency, so move to the side and slow down."

"'Kay." Naruto slowed down, realizing the seriousness of it all. The police car sped past them. "Hey! The driver has blonde hair and blue eyes like me!" Naruto shouted in excitement.

"A lot of people have blonde hair and blue eyes like you, dobe." Sasuke sniffed. Then his eyes widened as he realized that the police car must've been sent by his brother.

"Oh shit!"

This one was really fun to write. I love Deidara! ^.^