AIZEN THE FRIENDLY GHOST
THE FRIENDLIEST GHOST YOU'LL EVA KNOW!
And now…
It's time for the 'Aizen tells all show!!!'
Razz: So why do you think that you have children Aizen?
Aizen: Why wouldn't I think that?
Razz: cos you're dead perhaps?
Aizen: What a silly reason. I have children, lots of children… I bred them myself, from little tiny rabbits.
Kris: Okay, so how many children do you have?
Aizen: How many people are in the world today?
Kris: I don't know
Aizen: The same amount as the children I have
Razz: Does that mean that I…
Aizen: Yes, Luke I am your father!
Luke: I didn't ask you!
Aizen: Oh… too bad… TOUSEN CHILD!!!
Tousen: Yes father?
Aizen: Go to bed.
Flame.