AIZEN THE FRIENDLY GHOST

THE FRIENDLIEST GHOST YOU'LL EVE KNOW!!!

AIZEN!

Aizen is a fish

Aizen is a bird

Aizen is a poop

Aizen is an aizeb

Aizen has Zen…

Yes, he is Buddhist

Bet that shocked you

Aizen is morbidly obese

He hides it with his powers of illusion

Aizen is a dream

Aizen is a wish

Aizen is a fantasy

Aizen soars…

…and fails

Aizen is a gateway

To love

And magic

And rainbows

And candy

And fluff

Aizen's name is Sosuke…

…no wonder he goes by "Aizen"

Aizen's other car is Arrancar

Aizen is a midnight snack

Aizen like to catch the midnight train

To anywhere…

Yes, ANYWHERE

But mostly your house

Aizen is a cow

Aizen is a leprechaun

Aizen is a llama

Aizen is a llama

Aizen is a duck

Aizen is a fairy

Aizen is in your closet

Hello, Aizen!

Nooooooooooooooo Aizen! You can't touch!

Aizen is a turtle

Aizen is Sleeping Beauty

Aizen is a piano

Aizen is a ghost

No, really he is!

The friendliest ghost you'll ever know~!

Aizen: Who is this 'Casper' you speak of? Never heard of him…

Screw Casper…

And his white sheetyness…

We have Aizen

In all his rudeness

And oiliness

And lack of glasses-ness

Aizen is a hole

Aizen has a hole

Aizen is a milkshake

He brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like 'It's better than yours'

And he's like 'You wish it was'

Aizen is a vacuum cleaner

Aizen is dirt

No, he's lower than dirt…

He is scum

Aizen is on Mars

Aizen is great

Aizen thinks he's cool

Aizen thinks that Ulquiorra loves him

He's wrong

Aizen is a horse

Aizen is a state of mind

He is in your mind

In your secrets

Reading them

Smelling them

Rubbing them

Touching them

Loving them

Bouncing on them

Eating them

Being them

But mostly reading them

Aizen has a secret

Secretly, he is Naruto

Naruto has a secret

Secretly, he is Pinocchio

Pinocchio has a secret

Secretly he is Light

Light has a secret

Secretly he is a cat

Cat has a secret

Secretly is it dog

Dog has secret

Secretly it is Inuyasha

Inuyasha has a secret

Secretly he is Gumby

Gumby has a secret

Secretly, he is coke

Coke has a secret

Secretly it is Aizen

…

…

…

That's right

…

…

.

You drink him.

And he loves it. Really, he does, you should stop drinking that now.

Aizen is everywhere…

But mostly in your bed

Under your covers

Awaiting your arrival.

…

That's right…

He really loves it.

Aizen is funee

You can say him in many ways.

For example:

Eye-Zen

Aaaaaaaaeeesen

Ice-en

Mice and men

Pie men

Pirate

And lies man

Or lice man

Or whatever you can think of...

Casper: Screw you, Aizen .