AIZEN THE FRIENDLY GHOST

by Succulent Crack Mushrooms

Everything you've ever dared to think of Aizen, all in one fic. Tis all there is to it. Multiple chapters of crack. Read and be astounded.

5. What does HALIBELL think of Aizen?

AIZEN THE FRIENDLY GHOST

THE FRIENDLIEST GHOST YOU'LL EVER KNOW!!

One day, as I was walking down the street, I heard someone ask: What does Halibell really think about Aizen?

Let us delve into the mind of the third Espada:

Aizen is a bum. He is so mean to us. I don't know why the old guy doesn't just kick him out onto the street. I wish he would blow away. With the wind. He smells funny, and blames it on us. He thinks we stink, when in reality it's him who stinks. He standing next to me… I think I'M GOING TO DIE!

Thankyou very much, Halibell.