Author's Note: I haven't posted one of these things at the beginning in a while but it's necessary this time. There is some very citrusy content in this chapter and I feel urged to warn the more sensitive readers about it. Please caution yourself and if it offends you, my apologies, but I truly don't care and flames will be used to toast s'mores.

-Love, Vietta


Reno stalked up the stairs after pocketing the pills that Rude had made him ask for. He wasn't stupid enough to deny the fact that they helped with the pain, but he didn't have to pretend to be happy about taking them either. He was winded by the time he reached his floor and he briefly chastised himself for not taking the elevator. He hurt too much to take the stairs. He sat on the landing and caught his breath, still stewing about taking pills. He heard shouts from the floor above him and looked at the ceiling quizzically. He tilted his head to the side and listened to the jarring sound of a door being slammed and heard someone stomp down the stairs, swearing colorfully as they did. His curiosity was allayed when Jareth stomped down the stairs in front of him, "You okay yo?"

Jareth stopped on the stairs and his brow furrowed, "You stupid bastard!"

Reno was confused, "What did I do?"

Jareth sped down the stairs and stood in front of Reno, hands on his hips, "You took him away from me!"

"How the hell did I do that?" Reno frowned, realization of what had just happened above dawning on him, "Whatever you're accusing me of you did it to yourself ya dumb fuck!"

Jareth pointed an accusatory finger at him, "You're the reason he just tossed me out!"

"So that's what that noise was?" Reno mused sarcastically, "I never would've guessed."

"You just wait you stupid asshole! I'll get you both back for this!" Jareth's lower lip quivered.

"Listen yo if you've got a problem with Rude take it up with Rude I don't answer for him, I don't even know what's going on." Reno stood up, dismissing Jareth's accusations with a flick of his wrist.

"Don't play stupid with me!" Jareth yelled, standing in Reno's way as he tried to walk back to his apartment.

"But stupid is my favorite game." Reno taunted, "Listen yo, Rude's boyfriend or not if you don't let me pass I'm gonna flatten ya!"

"Oh really?" Jareth yelled, pushing Reno backwards, "You think you can?"

"I know I can ya pansy." Reno took up a fighting stance, "You better think twice before you get yourself into this mess."

"I'll get in all the messes I want!" Jareth took up his own fighting position opposite Reno.

Reno gave an exasperated sigh, "I don't wanna do this Jareth. Let me through."

"Hell no!" Jareth growled and threw a punch at Reno.

Reno dodged the blow nimbly, grabbing Jareth's wrist in one hand. He twisted Jareth's arm behind his back with a growl and slammed him against the wall. Jareth twisted in his grasp and elbowed him in the stomach. Reno took the blow with a grimace and caught Jareth's wayward arm, pulling it behind his back with the other one. Jareth continued to struggle, "Give the fuck up Jareth!"

"No! I'm gonna kill you!" Jareth screamed and thrashed against the wall, trying desperately to throw Reno off him.

"What the hell is going on?" Gareth pulled Reno off of Jareth and stood between the brawling pair.

"The bastard is looking for a fight." Reno growled over Gareth's shoulder at Jareth, "I don't know what the hell is problem is."

"Don't play stupid!" Jareth snarled, trying to get past Gareth to lash out at Reno.

"Stupid is his favorite game." Gareth huffed, shoving Jareth back. "Stay the fuck away from my boyfriend."

Jareth laughed manically, "You think he's still your boyfriend? He and Rude just spent hours together in his apartment and now Rude threw me out!"

Gareth raised an eyebrow, "What the hell are you trying to say?"

"He's trying to say I'm cheating on you with Rude." Reno growled angrily, crossing his arms over his chest, "He forgot to mention the fact that he cheated on Rude. Ya don't think that mighta got ya thrown out ya stupid bastard?"

"How do you know about that?" Jareth yelled angrily, still trying to get past Gareth.

"He told me!" Reno answered testily.

Gareth grabbed Jareth by the collar and shoved him into the wall, "I don't give a damn what Rude did to you, don't take it out on Reno." He threw Jareth away from him, "Get out of my sight before I let him finish kicking your ass."

"You'll regret this you slippery red bastard." Jareth scowled.

"I don't think so." Reno stuck his tongue out at Jareth, "Go look for a fight somewhere else alright? Leave me the fuck alone."

Jareth growled and stomped out of the hall. "So," Gareth turned and faced him, "I can't leave you alone for five minutes can I?"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Reno snarled, on the defensive.

"Every time I turn around you're trying to get hurt." Gareth chuckled and pulled Reno down the hall to his apartment.

"Not my fault." Reno mumbled. "You're not mad that I was hanging out with Rude?"

"Course not he's your best friend." Gareth shrugged, "I know how that goes."

"I figured you'd be pissed though. You got mad because I was with Tseng so I figured being with Rude wouldn't be much better." Reno scratched the back of his head, confused.

"I overreacted earlier red, freaked out for no good reason and really screwed shit up. I'm sorry." Gareth pulled Reno into a hug, "You still mad?"

"Kinda." Reno nodded into Gareth's chest, "You gotta trust me Gareth."

"I do Reno." Gareth nuzzled the top of Reno's head lovingly. "Can I make it up to you?"

"How do you plan on doing that?" Reno looked up at Gareth with a sly grin.

"You'll see." Gareth winked and kissed Reno passionately, pulling him closer as he did.

Reno panted as the kiss broke, "Forgiven. Make-up sex time?"

Gareth chuckled and opened the door to his apartment, dragging Reno inside, "You don't have to report tomorrow morning do you?"

"Nope," Reno followed Gareth into the apartment willingly, kicking the door shut behind them. "I've got patrol tomorrow night. I'm free to sleep in all morning."

Gareth pressed Reno against the door and ran a hand along the inside of his thigh. "So how do you want me to make it up to you?"

Reno shivered as Gareth's hand dragged slowly across his groin, "You're off to a good start."

Gareth nipped at his ear, "Am I? I couldn't tell." He ran a single finger across Reno's clothed hardness, "Are you wearing underwear red?"

"No." Reno pressed his hips forward, eager for Gareth to touch more of him.

"I thought not." Gareth grinned and stroked Reno through the cloth.

"Don't tease." Reno panted as Gareth squeezed his cock gently.

"Why red? I thought you liked being teased." Gareth chuckled and worked to undo the buttons of Reno's shirt with his teeth.

"But I'm impatient!" Reno groaned.

"We have all night to fix that." Gareth grinned and nipped a path up Reno's chest, his slow stroking pulling more and more blood into Reno's already hard cock.

"I want it fixed now." Reno pushed Gareth's jacket off his shoulders and crushed their lips together in a hungry kiss.

Gareth smirked into the kiss and quickly removed Reno's belt, allowing Reno to take off his shirt at the same time. Clothes were flung in all directions as they haphazardly wound their way to the bedroom and several pieces of furniture lay as an obstacle course in their wake. They threw themselves on the bed, a tangle of heated limbs and had a small battle to determine who would top. Gareth won, pinning Reno's wrists above his head and twining their tongues together in a hungry kiss. He straddled Reno, rubbing their erections together as he moved for the bottle of lubricant that was now a fixture on his nightstand, the friction of the movement pulling a tortured groan from both of them. He kissed Reno before flipping him onto all fours, running a well lubricated hand along his backside. "Don't prep just put it in!" Reno begged.

"But watching you squirm is half the fun." Gareth whispered seductively as he slid two fingers into Reno's puckered entrance. Reno groaned and pressed back against the fingers, aching for more.

"Don't tease." Reno gave a strangled lust-filled groan as Gareth's skilled fingers brushed across his prostate.

"Shhhh red, let me enjoy the show." Gareth's own breathing quickened as he saw Reno's limbs begin to shake at the entry of a third finger. Reno pressed back against his talented fingers and moaned loudly, knowing exactly what Gareth wanted to see him do.

Reno gasped as white sparks of pleasure shot through his body, "You 'enjoy the show' much longer and I'll come without you." He threatened huskily, his voice trembling in sync with his body.

Gareth bit his ass before he positioned himself in front of Reno's eager entrance, wrapping an arm around his waist as he entered. They moaned in unison as Gareth set a steady and unrelenting pace. Reno felt pleasure coiling in his belly and he panted words of encouragement, begging Gareth to go faster. Gareth complied, pounding into Reno as hard and fast as his sex fogged brain would allow and stroked Reno's hard cock just as fast. Reno came with a scream, his seed squirting from between Gareth's fingers and pooling onto the bed below them. Gareth followed, Reno's name slipping from his tongue as he collapsed on his young lovers back, panting heavily. He peppered Reno's shoulder with kisses and rolled them out of the pool of cum, "I'm gonna hafta start making you wear protection red."

"Why?" Reno asked, contentedly clinging to Gareth's side and blissfully unaware of the sticky pool next to him.

"I'm getting sick of changing my sheets." Gareth chuckled happily, kissing Reno's forehead tenderly.

They lay in silence for awhile, sated and simply enjoying each others company as their breathing returned to normal. Just as Reno was close to sleep Gareth spoke up, "You hungry red?"

Reno looked up sleepily, "For what yo? More already?"

"No, I meant for pizza or something. Although," Gareth chuckled and ran a hand down Reno's side, "I won't object if you're ready for another round already."

Reno hummed happily, "Pizza first. Need to build up our strength if we're gonna keep at this all night."

"What kind?" Gareth searched his nightstand blindly for his phone until he remembered it was still in his pants, which were laying somewhere in a forgotten corner of his apartment.

"Surprise me." Reno stretched, a pleasant soreness mixing with the gentle throb of the bruises that peppered his body.


Author's Note: That lemon I've been avoiding fell off the tree and hit me in the head, so I put it in here ^^ It's my first full-fledged lemon so be gentle! *dodges rotten fruit and crushed dreams*