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I woke to bright light coming from the glass wall in Edwards's room. Yesterday was the longest day of my life, and last night was just as interesting. After Jasper had pulled Edward off Emmett, they continued to fight for another hour, with Jasper trying to calm them down. That was when I finally went to bed. So basically with how bad things were last night I could tell that things were going to start to get worse until we were all hiding from each other. Edward was now going to stop at nothing to get Emmett back and I doubted Emmett had given up over night either. I could only imagine what they planed to do to me, though I wasn't a good target. I really doubted that I was going to break down really; the only way I was going to lose was if Edward broke down. However, I was going to try my best to keep that from happening.

"Hey." I said as I turned over to face Edward, who was writing in a notebook.

"Hey, I didn't know you were awake." He said, sitting his notebook down and putting his arm around me. "You must have been really tired last night, you didn't say a word."

"'I wonder what would have happened yesterday that would have made me so tired." I said laughing. "what were you writing?"

"Just some ideas." he said smiling at me." As I said last night, we need to start planning. So were going to the meadow today. That way Emmett can't over hear us and plus it's supposed to be nice out so I figured you'd want to spend the day outside anyway."

"How bad do you think things are going to be today?" I asked. I really did not want to know if the answer was bad, but I guessed it was good to know ahead of time.

"I really don't know." he said looking at me. "After Jasper got me calmed down I've been trying to block them all out. Though, Alice has been making that a challenge for me."

"Why?"

"She wants us to stay here today so she can torture you." He said smiling. "Which also like I promised you last night, I wont let happen."

"What are the chances we can hide up here for the rest of week and never leave?" I asked with false hope.

"I think that's up to you." he said laughing." You will need food and water at some point."

"Stupid human needs." I muttered as my stomach growled.

"Come on Bella," he said taking my hand." Let's go get you something to eat."

"Fine," I said getting up. "But if Alice mentions the word fashion show we run."

I thought we were home free when we got downstairs because no one was there, but when we entered the kitchen, we found Alice sitting in a chair waiting for us.

"Hey guys." Alice said glaring at Edward who just rolled his eyes at her and pulled the chair next to her out for me.

"Hey Alice, how are things going this morning?" I asked her. She actually looked normal today.

"I'm fine." she said smiling at me before turning to glare at Edward. "I would be a lot better if someone would do what I asked them too."

"What do want Bella?" He said ignoring her.

"I'll just have some cereal." I said as he got the stuff and was sitting next to me in 30 seconds.

"Thanks." I said as I started to eat.

"So Alice," Edward said grinning at her. "What are you and Jasper up to today?"

"I don't know." she said sighing." It looks like its going to be a day of boredom."

"Don't believe her." Jasper said coming into the room before Edward could reply." She spent two hours last night making up a list of things for her and me to do for the next week."

"Hi Jasper." I said trying not to laugh as he went to sit next to Alice.

"Hi Bella." He said, before he could say anything else Emmett and Rosalie joined us.

"Hello dear siblings." Emmett said taking a picture of us with his camera.

"Emmett, will please stop being so weird." Rosalie said giving him a disapproving look.

"I'm not being weird babe, simile for me." he said taking her picture.

"You seem to be in a better mood Emmett." Edward said chuckling.

"As do you Edward." He said turning back to us.

"Why are you talking like that Emmett?" Alice asked rolling her eyes at him.

"Oh, I just want to update the way I talk, you know to sound smarter." He said smiling wickedly at her." Kind of like you do when you update your wardrobe every week. Every week but this week I guess."

"What did you just say?" Alice said staring him down.

"Nothing Alice, I was just rambling." he said still smiling." So anyway what is this lovely group doing today?"

"Was that the best they could do?" I thought to myself. "Fine Emmett, two can play this game."

"I don't know Emmett," I said smiling back at him." What are you doing today? Isn't today the first basketball playoff game? Oh wait, I'm sorry. I forgot you can't watch it."

His face dropped the second I reminded him he couldn't watch it. Everyone but Rosalie started laughing. I could tell by the look on his face that I was going to pay for that.

"No need to apologize little sister." He said smiling again." We all can be forgetful."

"Yeah, even Edward is." Rosalie said. "Remember the time Edward forgot where he left the keys for his Volvo?"

"Yeah, I do." Emmet said turning to look at her. "Or the time Alice forgot where she put her credit card, so she couldn't go shopping for two days."

I looked over at Edward who was laughing and Alice, Jasper and I all started laughing with him. That was the poorest attempt I had ever witnessed. If they thought they were going to win by making little remarks, they had another thing coming.

"Come on Bella." Edward said still laughing." We better leave soon so these two can come up with some new material."

"You just wait." Emmett said as we left through the door." Were just getting warmed up."

"I'm scared now." Edward said smiling crookedly at him. "Bella and I are really going to have to plan things now."

"Was that really the best they could do?" I asked Edward as we went upstairs.

"No they just want us to think that they can't do any better." He said smiling as we entered his room. "So, I played along even though I know that they have better things planed. Go get ready I'll wait here."

It took me longer then usual because Alice came in and insisted on doing my hair. I just let her have her fun so she could stay sane for the rest of the day. Jasper and her were leaving too when we did. Alice knew it was all fake too, so they were off to plan.

When I was walking down the hall to go into Edwards's room, a blank cd disk came flying at me out of nowhere.

"Edward." I said calling him.

"What?" he said sticking his head out of his room door.

"Do you know why this," I said as I picked up the disk and showing it to him. "Just came flying at me?"

"Yeah that would be Emmett." He said rolling his eyes." You might want to get out of the line of fire."

"Why is Emmett throwing blank cd's at me?" I asked when I was in his room.

"He was throwing them at me about ten minute's ago." he said rolling his eyes. "I thought he had stopped. It's all apart of their fake plan."

"Ok then." I said laughing. "Can we please leave now before Alice brings out make up?"

"Yeah." he said picking up the notebook he was writing in earlier." You can hold this while I run."

We were hit be a few more cd's on our way out of the house before Edward took off running. Like he said it was a nice out today; the sun was out and I could actually feel the heat of it. We made it to the meadow in no time at all. It was filled with flowers now, and the sun made it glow. But as always with Edward there, I barley noticed these things. His skin was sparking from the sun light making him look even more like an angel then he normally did.

We spent most of the afternoon planning; our main goal was to not only try to make them crack by reminding them that they didn't have anything. But also doing things that we knew would get to them, and drive them insane. We were going to have to watch out backs all week because Edward had no idea what Rosalie and Emmett had planed. We were sure though that their main goal was probably similar to ours. In addition, we were going to have to keep a close eye on Alice and Jasper because we were afraid they might turn against us too. Therefore, we were in a war this week and with no limits on either side, I really didn't know how far this was going to go.

We decided to head home when rain clouds started to approach, not really knowing what we might find when we got there.

"Anything?" I asked as we walked up to the back door.

"No, no ones home. " Edward said going to open the door. "It's locked."

"That's weird." I said confused.

"Stay here I'm going to go see if the front door is locked too," he said taking off as it started to rain.

Edward was back in a minute cursing as he came around the corner.

"I'm going to kill them!" He said handing me a note. "That's a note from Emmett. Emmet and Rosalie went hunting with Esme, and they decided to lock us out. They have locked every door and window in the whole house, and if I brake down the door Esme will kill me."

"Oh my god." I said staring at him in disbelief before looking down to read the note.

Dear siblings,

I hope you enjoy the rain, because Rose and I have locked everything up so you cannot get into the house. It is just part of our real plan to make you all crack. We should be back from hunting around midnight, so enjoy.

Lot's of love,

Emmett and Rosalie.

"I hate them!" I said mad now." I cannot believe they did this. Are you sure you don't have a spare key somewhere around here?"

"Yes, Bella I'm sure. With a house full of vampires we really don't feel the need to lock our doors." He said running his hand through his hair. "Great so now we are stuck here in the rain."

"Is there anywhere we could go until they get back?"

"With no money and no car that's kind of going to be hard." He said frowning.

"I guess we can just wait for Alice to see us and then go somewhere with them."

"Wait!" I said smiling now." I just came up with the perfect idea. We are not just going to sit her and let them win. "

"What are you talking about Bella?" Edward said looking confused and somewhat irritated. Probably because he could not just read my mind to find out my idea.

"We are going to my house. You can run there so we don't even need a car. Charlie is not even home from work yet so we can tell him that Esme dropped us off. Unlike you, I have a spare key at my house, so we can get in. Charlie will be happy to see me and we can call Carlisle and ask him to pick us up after his shift at the hospital is over. And while were over there we can watch the basket ball game and drive Emmett crazy when we get back." I said finishing my long idea.

Edward just stared at me for a long minute before specking.

"I think that is the best idea that you have ever came up with." He said smiling as I got on his back.

We were at my house in no time, the rain had not picked up enough for us to get to wet. Like I predicted Charlie was not home, yet so we let ourselves in. We headed in to the kitchen so I could start making dinner for Charlie and me, and so we could call Carlisle.

"Why don't you call him?" Edward said looking pleadingly at me. "If I call he will question me for five hours."

"How about I call him and you start making dinner for me." I said giving him the same pleading look.

"Sounds like a far trade." He said before kissing me.

When he freed me I picked up the phone and dialed the number Edward had just wrote down for me.

"Hello." Carlisle said.

"Hi Carlisle, its Bella."

"Hi Bella, is everything ok?" He asked probably confused by the call. Not only was it me calling, but also because we weren't supposed to have phones.

"Yeah everything's fine, I'm sorry to bother you at work. But, I was just wondering if you could pick Edward and me up at my house when your sift at the hospital is over?" I asked looking over at Edward who was laughing.

"Sure." He said confused. "Why are you two over at your house?"

"Well, we left the house earlier this afternoon and when we came back everyone was gone and all the doors were locked. Edward doesn't have a key and he didn't want to break the door down so we came to my house." I said feeling stupid. When I put the whole situation into words, it just sounded so dumb.

"Do you have any idea as to who locked you out?" He asked still sounding confused.

"Yeah, Emmett and Rosalie did it." I said smiling now. "They left a note saying that they went hunting and they didn't want anyone to brake in so they locked everything."

"Alright," he said after a minute. "I will come and get you and Edward around ten. And please thank Edward for me for not breaking the door down."

"Ok, Thanks." I said laughing.

When hung up I went over by Edward, who had started to make dinner for me.

"I can't wait to be killed by Rosalie and Emmett when we get back." I said knowing he could hear what Carlisle said on the phone.

"I'm sure they will be really mad." he said laughing." Carlisle is probably calling Esme right now and yelling at them."

"Well it seems that we at least won the first round." I said laughing with him.

"The first of many." He said frowning.

Charlie was happy to see me when he got home. I told him that we got bored and I wanted to see him so Esme dropped us off. He bought the story easily and sympathized for me and to my surprise Edward too. We watched the game with him and cheered for his favorite team. He seemed surprised by my sudden interest in watching a basket ball game, but didn't say anything. Carlisle came at ten to pick us up; I hugged Charlie and promised to call him tomorrow before getting in the backseat of the car with Edward. Carlisle was the first to speck as we pulled away.

"I called Esme," he said smiling at us. "She had no clue that Emmett and Rose locked you out."

"It really wasn't that big of a deal." Edward said laughing probably at something in Carlisle's head. "How mad are they at us?"

"I really don't know Esme got off the phone to yell at them." Carlisle said laughing with Edward.

"I wonder what Alice and Jasper did?" I said smiling.

"Knowing Alice," Edward said smiling with me. "She probably took Jasper window shopping."

"Poor Jasper." I said laughing.

We were at the house by then, and all the lights were on which meant that they were home. We walked into the house and found Alice, Jasper, Esme, Rosalie, and Emmett all sitting in the living room.

"Hi guys." Alice said smiling at us, looking happy.

"Hi." Edward and I said at the same time, going over to sit by her.

"I'm sorry." Esme said to Edward and me." I didn't know that they had locked everything."

"Don't worry about Esme." I said smiling at her." We just went over to my house and watched a basket ball and with my dad."

The second I mentioned the game, Emmett's head turned in Edward and my direction.

"Well anyway, I'm sorry that these two cased so much trouble." Esme said getting up and leaving the room with Carlisle.

"You two got to watch the game!" Emmett said madly.

"Yeah." I said glaring at him before smiling and turning my head to Alice." What did you guys do, Alice?"

"I saw what was going to happen," she began, looking apologetically at Edward and me.

"But not to long after that I saw that you were going to your dad's. If I did not see that, we were going to come back and get you. Anyway, we went to Port Angeles and just window-shopped. I think it was one of the first times I ever did that without buying anything."

"Who won?" Emmett asked before I could say anything two her.

"I don't know the team names" I said turning back to Alice.

"What color was the team that won wearing?" Emmett asked before I could say anything again.

"Emmett, I don't know and if Edward's not going to tell you I'm not going to either." I said staring at him.

"Why did you tell on us?" Rosalie suddenly asked giving me the 'I' am going to kill you' look again.

"Because," Edward began. "You locked us out of the house and that seemed like something you and Emmett did to try and make us break down. Last time I looked, I was on a team with Bella, not you."

"Yeah well, we all here know that were not supposed to tell Carlisle and Esme about the bet." Rosalie said getting on her feet.

"We didn't tell them about the bet Rose!" Edward said getting on his feet.

"I know that but the thing's we do to each other has to do with the bet Edward!" Rosalie said raising her voice now. "You were not supposed to tell."

"What was Bella supposed to tell Carlisle?" Edward said yelling right back at her." And we never made any rules Rose!"

"So she was the one who told." Rosalie said looking ready to kill me again.

"Forget about that Rose," Emmett said getting up and coming to stand in front of me and Edward." Please tell me who won!"

"It's a stupid game Emmett!" Rosalie said yelling at him now. "We are against them right now! You should be backing me up, not begging them for some dumb score!"

"Yeah whatever Babe, we can be against them later!" He said now grabbing the front of Edwards's shirt." I need to know, please tell me!"

Rosalie then stormed off and as she went, I saw a flash go off. Alice had picked up Emmett's camera and was taking pictures of everything going on.

"Good idea." I whispered to her. She just smiled in return.

"Emmett let go of me!" Edward screamed at him.

"Fine, see I let go of you." He said now sitting on the floor. "Please tell me!"

"Were not telling you." Edward said rolling his eyes.

"That's not fair!" Emmett said still on the floor.

"Well that's how it is." Edward said smiling now. "I'm on a team against you right now, so I don't know what to tell you."

"Fine!" Emmett said getting up off the floor. "I'm going to leave while I still have my dignity!"

"Emmett," I said laughing. "I hate to tell you this, but I think you lost all of your dignity when you got on floor."

"Think what you want Bella," he said taking the camera out of Alice's hands. "I hope you know that you just made things worse for all of you! I will stop at nothing now, not only make you crack but to found out who won the game! As they say, let the games begin."

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