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Bella's POV
I could tell when I woke that it was late in the night. But for some weird reason, there was a bright light coming at me. I soon realized that it was light coming from that door and that Edward's head was sticking out of it and he was quietly yelling at Emmett.
"I'm not telling you." he said sounding irritated." Now get out of here, you're going to wake up Bella."
"I am not leaving until you tell me who won." Emmett whispered having the pleading edge to his voice again. "I don't care if I wake up Bella. Now hurry before Rose catches me."
"If you don't leave right now Emmett, I swear to god I will go get Rose myself." Edward replied. I could tell by his voice that he was really getting mad.
"If you do that then I will just wake Bella up and ask her." Emmett said sounding smug. "She won't know what's going on so I should get it from her easily."
"Emmett." I said making Edward turn to look at me." You have already woke me up, and in case you didn't know. When you wake a human up for stupid reasons, they get irritated at you. So if you don't leave right now I will be getting Rose myself."
"Fine! I'll leave quietly now but I will be back tomorrow, don't forget that." Emmett said while Edward started laughing.
"Ok Emmett, I can't wait until tomorrow." I said as Edward shut the door.
"Sorry about that." Edward said laying back down next to me. "He's been trying to get the score from me for the last two hours."
"Its fine, I'm really not mad. I just said that to get him out of here." I said laying my head against his chest and closing my eyes, while he started humming my lullaby.
I was almost asleep when I heard a load crash coming from somewhere downstairs.
"What was that?" I asked Edward.
"Rose found out that Emmett was up here asking about the game again, so now they are fighting." he said chuckling.
They then started to scream at each other. It lasted a lovely two hours, keeping me up. I wouldn't have minded that much if it wasn't constant screaming. When they stopped, I figured that it was safe enough to leave the room and go to the bathroom. When I opened the bathroom door to go back to Edward's room Emmett jumped out at me scaring me to death.
"Seriously Emmett, do you have to act like your five years old all the time?" I said trying to walk around him.
"Yeah." He said answering my rhetorical question. "So, I see your still up."
"I wonder why that would be." I said rolling my eyes and trying to go around him again." It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that you and Rose have been screaming at each other for the last two hours."
"All apart of the plan little sister." He said smiling at me.
"Edward would have known that." I said folding my arms across my chest and giving up on trying to go around him.
"There are ways to block Edward out." he said laughing.
"Oh, really?" Edward said coming up behind him.
"You know Edward; it's not nice to eavesdrop." Emmett said turning to face Edward.
"Don't believe him Bella." Edward said looking over Emmett's shoulder at me. "He's just lying."
"I admit to lying, but it just gave me a good idea." Emmett said taking off, with Edward going after him.
Emmett started to yell at Rose again as I went into Edward's room and turned on the light. If this kept going, I was going to be staying up all night. I wasn't paying attention as I went into the room. Therefore, when I shut the door, turned around, and found Alice sitting on the couch, it scared me to death.
"You scared me Alice." I said as I walked over to sit on the couch by her. "What are you doing in here?"
"Rose got to me, Bella." She said putting her legs to her chest and hugging herself. I hadn't noticed how bad she looked until now, her hair was all messed up and her face had the frantic look to it again.
"What did she do?" I asked afraid that this might send her over the edge.
"It was so horrible Bella!" she wailed crying the tearless sobs again." I didn't see it coming, she decided in a second. That is the worst Bella; I am not going to see anything before they do it! Do you even know what that is going to do to me?! It's just starting too; the last two days have been nothing! We have to live through five more! I am never going to make it; I should just give in and go find goodwill. I will die wearing those outfits! How can this be happening?!"
"Alice, what did she do?" I said stopping her rant. She was now on the floor in a ball, what could have Rosalie done that was so bad. I could still hear screaming coming from Edward, Emmett and Rosalie downstairs.
"She told me about all the sales I will be missing this week!" she said really sobbing now. I felt so helpless seeing her so upset, but she was way past me calming her down.
"Where is Jasper?" I said sitting down next to her on the floor and putting my hand on her shoulder.
"He's with Carlisle. They went hunting because Jasper couldn't take everyone's emotions when Rose and Emmett started fighting." She said still sobbing on the floor.
"Ok Alice, I'm going to go find Esme and call Carlisle. Jasper will be here soon. Just stay here." I said getting up and shutting the door behind me. If they found her like this, she and Jasper would lose the bet.
Emmett almost hit me as I was walking down the second floor hallway trying to find Esme. That started more screaming from Edward. I went up to Carlisle and Esme's room door; I figured I would try there first. I knocked on the door and she opened it smiling.
"Come in here before you get killed." she said letting me in and closing the door behind her. "You should be sleeping honey. Do you want me to go try to stop them again?"
"Thanks for the offer, but I think that's beyond your control." I said smiling at her. "I came to ask you if Carlisle had his phone on him. I need to talk to Jasper. Alice is having a panic attack in Edward's room and she's beyond my help."
"Poor Alice," She said feeling bad for her daughter. "Here use my phone to call him. He should answer, I told him to keep his phone on. I'm going to go try to calm down Alice."
When she left, I called his the number praying he would answer.
"Hello." Carlisle said
"Hi Carlisle, its Bella." I said shyly. "I'm sorry to call but I need to talk to Jasper, Alice is freaking out in Edward's room right now."
"Don't worry about calling Bella. You can always call me if you need anything." He said before calling for Jasper. "Here he is."
"Hello Bella." Jasper said
"I hate to bother you but you need to come home." I said trying to explain it the best I could." Rose tried to make Alice brake down and its working. She's way beyond anyone's help but yours."
"I'm coming back right now. Meet me at the back door." Jasper said before hanging up.
I sat Esme's phone down then and cautiously opened the door afraid that I might be ran over. It sounded like the fight was over so I walked out the door. When I got to the back door I saw that they had just moved the fight outside. It looked like Edward had both of them cornered by a tree, while Emmett continued to take picture of him screaming at them. Jasper was back at the house in five minutes, I could see that Carlisle stayed behind to try to stop the fight.
"What did Rose do?" he asked as he came in the door.
"Alice told me that Rose told her, about all the sales she was missing this week." I said as we started walking up the stairs, I could feel him calming everyone down.
"Poor Alice, thanks for calling me I really hate it when she's upset. Also I really don't want to be called a cross dresser from Emmet for the next hundred years." he said laughing as we came up the last set of stairs.
"It was no big deal." I said laughing with him. "I just felt so bad for her."
He opened Edward's door then and we found Esme holding Alice who was sobbing into her shoulder. When Alice saw Jasper, she jumped up and ran over to him, wrapping her arms around him.
"It's ok Alice." he said warping his arms around her. "Are you feeling better now?"
"Yes, thanks Jazz." she said finally done crying. "Can we please not tell the others about this?"
"I won't say a word." Esme said getting up and patting my shoulder on her way out the door. "Try and get some sleep sweetie."
"I won't say anything Alice." I said when Esme was gone. "They might know that you were upset, but I don't think they know much more then that."
"Thank you so much Bella! You're the best." Alice said letting go of Jasper and giving me a hug. Edward came in the room then still looking slightly mad.
"You won't say anything will you?" Alice asked Edward after she let go of me.
"Of course not Alice." Edward said smiling at her.
"Thank you!" she said giving Edward a hug now. "You both are getting a present when I can shop again."
"Ok Alice." Jasper said taking her hand. "Let's leave Bella sleep."
I felt myself get tired as they left; I figured that it was Jasper.
"Thanks." I said to him as my eye started getting heavy.
"I'm sorry you had to deal with that and I'm also sorry about Emmett almost running over you." Edward said hugging me and kissing my forehead.
"I'm fine now that your here." I said laying my head on his chest. He picked me up then, carried me to the bed, and then tucked me.
"I'll make sure everyone leave's you alone. " He said smiling at me.
"Wake me up at noon." I said snuggling up to his side.
"Ok, we can hide up here tomorrow." he said teasing me before leaning down to kiss me softly.
The door opened then making us both turn as a flash went off in our faces. We both just glared at Emmett who was smiling hugely.
"What?" he said laughing. "I forgot to take pictures."
"Go kill him Edward." I said lying back down and closing my eyes.
Edward went running after him then and the last thing I saw before I fell asleep was the sun coming up.
I opened my eyes slowly to find Emmett standing right over me staring at me.
"Get out of my face Emmett!" I said jerking away from him. He moved then and started laughing.
"The look on your face." He trailed off as he started laughing.
"Where is Edward?" I asked confused looking around for him.
"Helping Esme with something, so I figured this was a good time to ask who won the game." he said smiling.
"Emmett I am not going to tell you."
"Please tell me Bella, if you tell me I will give you money when we get our stuff back." Emmett said sounding desperate.
"Emmett, I'm not going to take your bribe now get out of here." I said glaring at him.
"Please Bella. I won't do anything to you for the rest of the week if you tell me." He said looking hopeful.
"No Emmett." I said closing my eyes and hoping he would go away. I figured I could get in another hour of sleep in.
Emmett then pulled the comforter off me.
"What did you do that for?" I asked getting up.
"You wont get it back until you tell me who won." he said smiling at me.
"If you seriously think that taking the comforter is going to make me tell you won, you've got another thing coming." I said folding my arms across my chest.
"Fine then, I'll just take the whole bed." He said starting to pull the bed out.
"Edward." I called him as loud as I could. He was at the doorway in 5 seconds blocking Emmett's way.
"Emmett get out of here right now." Edward said madly.
"No, I don't think I will." Emmett said getting ready to ram the bed into Edward.
"Rosalie." Edward screamed smiling at Emmett. "Emmett's asking about the game again."
"Emmett!" Rosalie screamed now right beside him. "What is wrong with you? Come on we are leaving the house. Maybe you can get the stupid score out of your mind."
"Fine." Emmett said embarrassed as Edward and I started laughing at him as they left the room.
"Sometimes, I feel like I'm dealing with a two year old!" Rosalie said as they were walking down the hall.
"Alice was supposed to be watching you." Edward said rolling his eyes.
"What were you helping Esme with?" I asked as Edward moved the bed back.
"I was putting our first plan in motion." He said smiling at me. "All the mirrors are getting taken out today with help from me and then new ones will be put in next week."
"Perfect timing. I wanted to do something to them for last night. You know I can help you the mirrors." I said smiling at him, knowing that the answer was probably going to be a no.
"Ah Bella." he said shaking his head with a small smile on his face. "I'm not letting you near the mirrors. With your luck who knows what could happen."
"Very funny." I said rolling my eyes and taking his hand. "If you want to take all the mirrors out before they get back you better get started."
It was only eight when Emmett had woke me up so I hadn't got much sleep, but it did give us lots of time to put are plan action. Alice and Jasper had run off somewhere and Carlisle was at the hospital. Therefore, Esme and Edward were taking all the mirrors out while I watched from the hallway. That was as close as Edward let me get. I did agree that he was right about my bad luck; I just didn't tell him that. Edward also snuck out all of the other mirrors that were not connected to the walls. It was going to drive Rosalie crazy all week when she couldn't look at herself. We really didn't have to do anything to Emmett but not giving him the game score.
It only took them two hours to get all the mirrors out, so when they were done Edward, Esme, and me went downstairs so Edward to play the piano for us. He had just finished my lullaby when Rosalie and Emmett walked in. Emmett took a seat on the couch while Rosalie went upstairs, both Edward and me were fighting smiles. It was only two minutes before the screaming started. She ran down the stairs and was standing in front of us behind the piano.
"Who took all the mirrors?" She screamed, once again she gave me the 'I am going to kill you' look.
"Calm down Rose." Esme said getting up and putting her hand on her shoulder. "Were getting new one's put in next week. You can live without looking at yourself for five days."
"Why did you take the ones not connected to the walls?" She screamed again.
"No one took those Rose." Edward said using his amazing lying skills.
"What do you mean no one took those? Every single mirror in this house is gone!" She said yelling at him. "How am I supposed to live without looking at myself? You and Bella did this, didn't you?"
"Rose, you know I've been meaning to replace those mirrors for some time." Esme said trying to calm her down again. "Edward said he would help me take them down today. They had nothing to do with it."
"Oh sure they didn't." Rosalie said glaring at us. "Don't let them fool you Esme; it's just all apart of their plan."
"What are you talking about Rose?" Esme asked now looking at us.
"Nothing." Emmett said coming over and taking Rosalie's hand. "She's talking about nothing. She just needs to calm down. Come on babe, let's go outside."
"No Emmett, I don't need to calm down! What I need to do is kill them!" She screamed looking ready to attack.
"Rose, Emmett is right. Go calm down. You can live with out looking at yourself." Esme said leading her and Emmett out of the house. The whole time Rose just glared at us.
"Is there something going on that I should know about?" Esme asked raising her eyebrows at us, after they were gone.
"No." Edward said looking as innocent as possible while I prayed that she wouldn't ask me anything. There was no way that I could look her in the eyes and not tell the truth.
"Alright." she said after a minute. "I'm going to go call about the new mirrors."
After she left Alice and Jasper came through the back door.
"Where were you guys?" I asked they both had dirt all over them and leaves in their hair.
"I saw that Rose was going to get really mad so we were hiding." Alice said smiling at us.
"Why are you covered in dirt and leaves?" I asked while Edward laughed at them.
"We were hiding in the forest." She said rolling her eyes at Edward.
"That explains it." I said to her before I got up and turned to Edward. "I'm going to go take a shower."
"Ok," he said putting down the camera and kissing my cheek. "I will make sure Rose doesn't kill you."
"Thanks." I said laughing as I went up the stairs.
When I went to put my clothes on after taking my shower, I realized that I only had a bra and a pair of underwear. I knew that I had brought the clothes that I was going to wear for today with me. Before I got much farther with my thought process, someone was knocking on the bathroom door.
"Bella it's me." Alice said. "Hurry open the door."
I opened the door and let her in all she had on was a bra and a pair of underwear on.
"I was taking a shower to get the stuff off me from this morning, when I saw that Rose was stealing our clothes." she said franticly. "All of our clothes are gone!"
"Oh my god Alice!" I said now just as frantic as her. "What are we going to do?"
"She left a note for us in Edward's room, I don't know what she's doing" Alice said grabbing my arm.
"Alice, I'm not running down the hall in a towel!"
"Fine then put on what you have left." she said. I just did what she said even though it really made no difference.
We ran into Edward's room then and ran to the drawer that I was keeping my things in this week where the note was.
Dear Alice and Bella,
I hope you enjoy not having any clothes. I have hid them somewhere, so good luck finding them.
Love,
Rosalie
"I know where she is, we have to go now." Alice said after her face went blank. She was really mad now. Anyone who knew Alice knew that when it came to clothes, you didn't mess with her.
"Alice, we cannot go running around like this to go find her." I said not wanting to run in front of my soon to be family in a bra and underwear.
"Bella what else are we going to do?"
"I don't know, come up with something!" I said frantic again.
"I got!" she said going through Edward's drawers and throwing his clothes at me.
"Alice we are never going to fit into his pants!" I said as I put on his shirt.
"We will wear these instead." she said already dressed and throwing me a pair of his boxers.
"Alice, I am not wearing Edward's underwear!" I said blushing. This was insane, there was no way I was going to wear those.
"Do you think I enjoy it, come on we have to go!" she said tapping her foot so fast that I couldn't see it.
"Alice-" I began but she cut me off.
"Bella, we have to go find her!"
"We can get other clothes for the rest of the week!" I said trying to fight her on this.
"Bella, she has my favorite Chanel top. We are going now! Put the boxers on!" She said staring me down. "Or I will force you."
"Fine!" I screamed at her putting them on. "Are you happy now?"
"Extremely!" she said grabbing my arm and pulling me out the door. "I need you to have Edward fallow me."
"Where is he at?"
"Outside with Jasper and Emmett." she said still pulling me. Great now they were going to make fun of us.
We ran out to the backyard and found all three wrestling with each other. They were all sparkling because of the sun distracting me for a minute. They looked up as we came through the back door and just stared at us for a minute before laughing.
"Cross dressers!" Emmett screamed at us laughing as he started taking pictures. "Oh my god, their wearing Edward's boxers!"
Edward and Jasper were rolling with laughter on the ground now, while Emmett kept taking pictures and laughing with them.
"Stop laughing and listen." Alice said glaring at them while I just stood next to her blushing more then I ever had in my whole life. "Rosalie took all of our clothes and we need to get them back."
Edward and Jasper stopped then and I took the opportunity to speak.
"Edward, I need you to fallow Alice for me." I said going over to him.
"Hop on." he said letting me on his back and taking off after Alice.
"Don't say a word." I said to Edward when he was about to say something.
"I won't." he replied smiling hugely.
Alice came to a stop then, Rosalie was there standing by a tree in the forest looking like an angel in the sun. Of course Emmett and Jasper had fallowed behind us.
"This is so much better then I pictured it!" she said doubled over in laughter. "Emmett, please tell me you have pictures?"
"I have tons babe." He said laughing with her.
"Hey Emmett, do you still want to know who won last night?" Edward said as I got off his back.
"Yeah, are you going to tell me?" He asked his whole face lighting up.
"I left a note in your room with the score." Edward said as soon as he got the words out Emmett went running back to the house.
"Did you really?" I asked him whispering.
"No, I just wanted him out of here." Edward whispered to me.
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way Rose." Alice said walking over to her. "Tell me where our clothes are and no one gets hurt."
"Let's just say you don't have any clothes for the rest of the week." Rosalie said smiling.
Before anyone could do anything Alice was on her pinning her to the ground.
"That was my favorite Chanel top, how dare you!" Alice screeched.
"Oh, don't be a baby it's just a shirt!" Rosalie said trying to get Alice off her.
"Is it really? Ugly!" Alice screamed that was it Rosalie started to fight back. They were now both rolling on the ground now.
Emmett then came back and jumped at Edward, taking him to the ground.
"You lied you me you idiot!" Emmett said while Edward tried to get him off him.
"I guess I did." Edward said grabbing Emmett's camera and taking a picture of him. "I told you that I was going to have to document your brake down."
"Really, what if I told you the Volvo was in danger?" Emmett said smiling at him. Edward was now fighting back.
"What should we do?" I asked Jasper. We were the only ones not fighting. Jasper had taken the chance to grab the camera and was now taking pictures of the fights.
"I will go fallow Rosalie's sent to find your clothes. That should calm Alice down." He said smiling. "You should try to calm Edward down."
"Edward, stop it." I said after Jasper had left.
"I'm trying I can't get him off of me!" Edward said looking like he was using as much force as he had to get Emmett off him.
"Emmett, it was the Lakers' against the Cavaliers!" I said getting his attention. "The Cavaliers won. The score was 82 to 71."
"Finally someone told me!" He said getting up and picking me up off the ground to hug me.
"Put me down Emmett!" I said he was crushing me.
"See Edward," Emmett said letting me go. "I told you I would find out."
I went over to Edward then and I laughed as he whispered in my ear.
"When are you going to tell him that you just lied to him?" he whispered laughing with me.
"I'll wait until were back at the house." I said as I pulled a leaf out of his hair. "You're a mess."
I wasn't paying attention to the other fight until I herd screams far away. I got on Edwards back then and we found Alice and Rosalie in the river. They must have rolled all the way over to the River while they were fighting.
We all started laughing at them as Emmett took a picture.
"Emmett, if you don't put that camera down right now." Rosalie said trailing off to mad to finish what she was going to say.
"I found the clothes." Jasper said joining us and turning to see what we were laughing at. "I like the wet look Rose."
We all started at him in sock for saying that, Jasper usually kept to himself.
"What?" he said, we all started to laugh then and Rose then pulled him into the river with our clothes.
Alice got mad then and pulled Emmett in.
Edward and I started to laugh at them before he suddenly took off with me still on his back.
"Emmett was going to pull us in river." he said as we ran into the house only to find them all already in the living room.
Jasper and Emmett were holding back both Alice and Rosalie. Our clothes were in the wet bag in the corner. Carlisle opened the front door then making us all turn to stare at him. He looked at us for a minute taking in Jasper and Emmett holding Rose and Alice back, all completely soaked. Alice and I in boxers and Edwards shirt's, and Edward covered in leaves and dirt, before calling for Esme.
She looked at us for a long minute before to my and everyone else's surprise her and Carlisle started to laugh.
"We don't even want to know." Esme said still laughing." Please go dry yourselves off before you ruin the wood. Edward go hose yourself off before you take a shower. Alice and Bella if you need your clothes washed please go do that; we should all stick to our own underwear."
We all just stared at them in sock as they left the room until Emmett started laughing.
"We should all stick to our own underwear." He said laughing on the floor now.
"Come on Bella; let's go put our clothes in the dryer." Alice said picking up our clothes and walking away.
I fallowed her and we got towels for Edward and Jasper before meeting them outside where Jasper had the hose on Edward. As we came around, they stopped and came over to us.
"Here." I said handing Edward a towel. "At least we didn't get thrown in the river."
"True." he said with a small smile. "You didn't even get wet."
"Not until now." Emmett said running by so fast that I couldn't see him and pouring a whole bucket of cold water on me.
The water was so cold that it felt like ice cubes had been poured on me, I screamed at him as he ran around to the front of the house.
"Rose and Emmett are so going down now." Alice said getting ready to run after him. Edward was already gone before she even got the words out.
"Don't Alice." I said quietly to her as an idea came to me. "I hope you know Emmett, I was lying about the game."
"You were?" He said now in front of me.
"Yeah, I just wanted to get you off of Edward." I said smiling at him.
"That's it!" He said picking up mud from the dead flowerbeds and throwing it at me.
"I can't believe you just did that." I said staring at him in disbelief, before I could do anything Edward had pushed him down in the mud and they were rolling around in it.
When Jasper tried to stop them, Emmett pushed him in, which then made Alice jump in and start to throw mud at Emmett. Rosalie came around then to see what was going on and after looking at was going on, picked up some mud and threw it at me. I wasn't going to take that, so I picked up a big pile of it and hit her right in the face. It surprised me that I actually hit her where I meant too. Then she pushed me down with as much force as she could without hurting me and started throwing mud all over me.
"What in the world are you all doing!" we herd Esme scream making us all stop. "You have completely covered the back of the house with mud!"
We all looked then to see the glass wall completely covered with mud, there wasn't an inch on it that didn't have mud on it. Esme and Carlisle looked so mad we all just stared at them before Carlisle said anything.
"Edward, Emmett, and Jasper come with me. Rosalie, Alice, and Bella stay back here with Esme. We will hose you down and then you will all come back here and clean the wall with our supervision." He said just looking at us before turning around while the others fallowed him silently.
So it looked like we were in big trouble already and it was only noon! What else as going to happen today?
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