Hey everyone! Thanks for the reviews. Here's my next chapter. The two chapers after this are the best. They are my favorite and have got the most laughs. I'll post them later next week. Hope you like this:D Also has anyone heard the 30 sec previews for the New Moon soundtrack? They are awesome. If you haven't get on youtube:D
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We all walked into the house half wet and looking a mess, though everyone but me was still ridiculously beautiful.
"Everyone take a seat, I'll be back." Esme said giving us all a stern look before walking upstairs.
"Great this will be fun." Alice said sitting behind the couch none of us could see us.
"What's going on?" I whispered to Edward who was leading me to the couch.
"I'm not allowed to tell." He sighed as be both sat down. "But it won't be fun." Emmett got his camera out and took a picture of Edward and me.
"Oh, come on Bella smile." He said when I just glared at him.
"Edward, please tell Emmett that I'm not talking to him." I said childishly turning my face away from him.
"Emmett, she's not talking to you." Edward said grinning.
"Yeah I got that." I heard Emmett say.
"This week is a living hell." Jasper said sitting next to me looking depressed.
"I know, though it must be much worse for you." I said feeling bad for him. Not only did he have to listen to all the fights he had to deal with the emotions.
"You have no idea." he said putting his head in his hands.
"Are you ok Bella? You look really tired." Edward said, tracing the dark circles that had showed up under my eyes.
"Yeah, I'm really tired." I said laying my head on is chest. Rosalie started to laugh, so I took a couch pillow and tried to throw it at her but missed.
"Damn it." I muttered.
"Allow me." Edward said when Rosalie started to laugh harder. He took the other couch pillow and threw it at her so hard that it exploded when it hit her. Edward, Alice, Jasper, and me all started laughing at her, but before she could explode, Esme came down the stairs.
"Who ruined my couch pillow?" she asked looking even more angry than she was before.
"Rosalie bit the pillow." Alice replied.
"Rose why would you do that?" Esme asked looking confused.
"I didn't, Edward threw it at me!" Rosalie screamed.
"She's lying." Alice said, I could tell by her voice that she was trying not to laugh.
"I am not! Thanks for backing me up Emmett!" Rosalie said getting really mad.
"That's enough Rose! I really don't care who did it, I want to know why you're all fighting with each other." Esme said waiting for one of us to answer her question.
"Is anyone going to tell me?" she asked after none of us said anything.
"I will." Emmett said smiling hugely. I really doubted that he was going to say anything that was close to the truth, so I guessed we were in for a story.
"If you're only going to tell me a crazy story that is completely made up then don't even start." Esme said sitting down and rolling her eyes.
"I'm hurt that you think all I can do is make jokes." Emmett said trying to look sad.
"Fine then, please keep it under ten minutes." Esme said as we all rolled our eyes and groaned.
"Ok, well you see, little Eddie and Bella got to watch the basket ball game last night." Emmett said standing up and getting animated. He was only into the first sentence and I was already holding back laughter. "Well you know how much those scores mean to me and they wouldn't tell me. So I just asked nicely and Little Eddie yelled at me. Well things just went bad after that. They started to torment me Esme, torment me!" I couldn't help the laugh that escaped my mouth then.
"See Esme, see how mean Bella is to me! She's laughing at my pain!" Emmett said still trying to pull the sympathy card.
"I see Emmett, please continue." Esme sighed.
"Well you already know everything that happened last night, so this morning Bella called me up to Edwards room and started to make fun of me. She hurt me deeply with her comments and she didn't even care!" Emmett said getting caught up in his story. I could tell that Edward was starting to get mad. I looked up at him and smiled so he would know that Emmett's story wasn't bothering me.
"So then she called little Eddie up and he started to yell at me again! So when Bella and Alice were in the shower, my beautiful Rose tried to get Bella back for being mean to me. She took Alice and Bella's clothes to get revenge. When they went looking for them, I followed and Little Eddie told me a fake score! Then when I came back, he started to fight with me! He almost pulled off my arm, Esme! So Bella stopped the fight by telling me what I thought at the time was the real score. Then, little mean Alice pulled my Rose in the river! The river, Esme! Do you even know what that did to my Rosalie? Little mean Alice then pulled me in and little Eddie ran away laughing! So then when we went outside Bella told me that the score she told me was fake and then pushed me into the mud!" " Emmett said now using arm movements. All of us except Rosalie and Esme, had lost it when he said that Edward had almost pulled off his arm.
"You couldn't have come up with something better then Bella pushed you into the mud." Edward said rolling on the floor with laughter.
"'Mean little Alice' was my favorite part." Jasper said rolling with laughter next to me.
"See that's what I'm talking about Esme! The real problem here is Bella!" Emmett said with a smug smile now.
"What!" I said trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard.
"That girl can never make up her mind! First, she's in love with our little Eddie, and then she's in love with a dog. She doesn't even really want to get married, who knows she might even change her mind about that!" Emmett said smiling even more. Did he want me to kill him?
"None of that has anything to do with what were talking about!" Edward said glaring at Emmett.
"None of it's true either!" I yelled.
"See she's taking her all of her insane problems out on the rest of us!" Emmett said grinning evilly at me.
"Cut it out Emmett, you don't need to bring things up that have nothing to do with what we're talking about." Jasper said, walking over to hold Edward back.
"Jaspers right. That's enough Emmett. Please sit back down everyone." Esme said, looking irritated as we all sat back down. There was no way Emmett was going to live after that! He was going down!
"I'm sure something that you said was sort of true Emmett." Esme said shaking her head. "Since no one seems to want to tell the truth I want us all starting with Edward, to say one good thing about everyone in this room. That does not include your partner or me. I want it to be nice, any rude comments and I will be punishing."
"Esme." Alice wined still hiding behind the couch.
"That reminds me, could you please join us Alice." Esme said with a pleasant smile.
"Not with the way my hair looks!" Alice screeched.
"You can't look any worse then you normally do." Emmett said laughing. Alice then lifted her little arm behind the couch and flipped him off.
"Alice, please stop complaining and come out from behind the couch." Esme said looking shocked by her hand gesture while the rest of us laughed.
"Fine but one word and you all die!" She shouted before stomping over to sit between Jasper and me.
"Thank you. Edward you may start." Esme said with a small smile. To my surprise, Edward was smiling back at her, when he saw my confusion he just winked at me.
"Alice has a great personality; she is everything I would have wanted in a sister and more. Jasper is a very kind and caring person, he has really helped me over the years. " Edward said making a smile come to Alice's face, and making Jasper look kind of uncomfortable. "Emmett has the talent of being annoying, and Rosalie," Edward said pausing and looking like he was thinking very hard. "Rosalie is……… Good with cars."
Edward winked at me again and I suddenly got it, we were going to say things that would make them mad, but be nice about it. Sort of backhanded, he is so devious.
"That first part was really nice Edward, Bella." she said putting the spotlight on me.
"Alice is an amazing friend who is always thinking of me even when I wish she wouldn't. I can't wait to be her sister in-law." I said smiling at her,
"That's so sweet, Bella." Alice said giving me a hug.
"Even though Jasper doesn't say much, he always helps everyone when they need it the most. I know he's calmed me down more times then I can count." I said smiling at him, now it was going to be hard. I was going to have to use as much creativity as I had. "Even though Emmet is mean and makes fun of us, I know it's only because he's insecure. He just needs love, so Emmett I am here for you if you need me. You should hold your head high and keep that great smile of yours showing, because one day you'll get over it."
I was trying so hard not to laugh when Emmett's face turned from anger to embarrassment. Edward, Alice, and Jasper were silently laughing in their seats while Rosalie just sat with her mouth hanging open.
"That leaves Rosalie." I sighed. "Hmmmm Rosalie, Rosalie, well she has nice hair."
"Ok, Alice." Esme said starting to realize that her plan was backfiring on her.
"I would like to think Edward and Bella for the amazing complements, I really care about both of you too," Alice said before being interrupted by Rosalie.
"You did not just win a Miss America pageant. You don't need to make a ten hour speech." She said rolling her eyes.
"Anyway," Alice said glaring at Rosalie. "Edward has an amazing mind and is a great brother. Bella is a selfless person, and try's to make everyone happy even when she's fighting a lost battle. Emmett is Emmett; I really don't think there's much more to say about him. Rosalie's vanity over shadows everything else about her, other then that she's pretty dull."
"Ok, I think we have all heard enough." Esme said trying to stop the new fight that was about to break out.
"No, I want a turn." Rosalie said with a smug smile. "Alice is an annoyingly happy person that never shuts up. Bella is a winy insane little human that can never make up her mind. Edward is a self-loathing eavesdropper, and Jasper is depressed and has no self-control."
"That enough Rose!" Esme said before the fighting broke between everyone but me. I was to tired to fight anymore and I was sure that my new headache was never going to go away.
"That's it!" Esme screamed. "As it seems this whole plan has backfired on me and Carlisle! Taking everything from you won't even stop your fighting. The problem must be rooted even deeper, and I am going to find out what it is! You have taken this all way to far, so get ready for things to get worse!" She left the room then, leaving us all stunted.
"What is she planning Alice?" I whispered breaking the silence.
"She doesn't even know yet! But I've never seen Esme so mad at us before." Alice said looking scared.
"This is not good." Edward said looking socked as a flash went off in all of our faces.
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