This is it all! After all this time, the last chapter is going into place! I'll admit, the results of writing this fic are so much more than I ever would have expected! Thank you all for each review, for each favorite and alert! It's been wonderful reading every one, and it's made me so happy to hear from you all! I'll miss this fic!
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Epilogue!
Sakura sat on the front bench, watching as the little Mikami and Deidera played in the front yard, though, Mikami was more rolling over and trying to eat the grass. "Mommy!" Deidera looked over, his large eyes shining, the green of his eyes betraying the midnight black of his hair. "You said your friend would be here soon! I wanna meet him!"
"He'll be here soon! You have to remember, he's been traveling for days! He's probably tired, and maybe slowed down."
"Who's slowed down?!" Sakura heard and looked up, seeing Deidera, the other one, looking at her from the top of Sasuke's house.
"Deidera! Slow down!" Sakura heard, looking as a cute girl nearly crawled down the sidewalk, watching him with dark eyes.
"Deidera..." She smiled, her eyes shining, tears collecting at the corners of her eyes.
"Don't give him that satisfaction." Itachi reached up, wiping the moisture away. "After all, that bastard hasn't bothered sending us notes or anything, save Deidera, in two years!"
"I have to take care of my little man!" Deidera jumped down with a grin, looking over at the boy for the first time. "I can't help but take care of him! You named him after me, so let's face it, he'll need the help! With you two as parents, he'll need someone to teach him how to have fun!"
"Don't you mean burn shit?" Itachi watched him, amusement playing at the corners of his eyes.
"Mommy, that man makes my head hurt." Deidera watched him, and Sakura looked down at him, frowning.
"What's wr- Uh, Itachi..." She turned to him, eyes wide. By then Itachi was busy grinning and play punching the older of the Deideras in the arm. "ITACHI!!" He turned, seeing shock and something else play across his wife's face. "His eyes!"
Itachi looked down, seeing darkness, the spinning of a tomoe.
"Oh! He already has it?! He beat me!" Itachi frowned, looking over as Sasuke looked over through his window.
He walked out the front door, seeing Deidera and frowned. "You can't have my couch back! I'm still using it!"
"Oi, Sasuke! Guess what!"
"You can't have my couch either!" Sasuke yelled and Itachi grinned.
"Diedera just got the sharingan!"
Sasuke stilled, staring with wide eyes. "Which one?"
"Which one has the ability?! I'm not joking! Come look!" Itachi beamed with pride.
Sasuke ran over, looking in his eyes. "Oh my god... You may have just been defeated as the Uchiha genius!" Sasuke whispered, looking in the young boy's eyes. "I can't believe... he's only three!"
"Yeah, I'm the proud father of the next Uchiha genius! You need to catch up, little brother!" Itachi grinned and Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What do you expect! I already have little Gin on the way!"
"Oh, that reminds me, Sakura?"
"Hm?" She looked over, grabbing Mikami from the grass before she ate something she wasn't supposed to.
"No more missions."
"Again?!" She sighed, looking down at her stomach. "Itachi, this is the last one, at least for two years!"
"That's fine, Sakura. I thought that you'd made it impossible after Mikami!" He smiled and walked over, giving her a kiss.
"So, Sakura's pregnant with her third, Ino's pregnant with our second, what about you, Deidera? Couldn't keep it up long enough?" Sasuke prodded the blond in the ribs with his elbow.
"Actually, she's pregnant with my first." Deidera grinned and looked at her, smiling.
"Who is she?" Sakura stared, earning a similar look from Itachi.
"Oh! Sorry to be a burden! I'm Sai!"
The Konoha natives stared, wide eyed. "Did she just say she was Sai?"
"Uh, nice to meet you..."
"I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!!" Itachi pointed at Deidera, frowning.
"WHY WOU- Oh, Sai. Well, as you can plainly see, this one's definitely female, AND she smiles." Deidera put his arm around her and Sai looked over, her large blue eyes and insane red hair reminding her of Naruto. "You look just like a friend of mine..."
"Yeah, Her name's Uzumaki Sai. She's from the waterfall village, a refuge of the Whirlpool village massacre."
"Oh my god, she's related to Naruto!?" Sakura clasped her hands over her mouth and Deidera nodded.
"She is. I'm wondering what he'll say when he meets her! Ha! She's on a permanent transfer though, so she'll either be adopted here, or I'll just have to take care of her."
"Wanna see you try! You can cook, but god forbid you clean!" Her eyes narrowed and Deidera grinned, blushing.
"Oh god, what did he do to the hideout?" Sakura frowned and Deidera smiled, guilt seen so easily across him...
"He blew up the living room! Shizune threw us out! Said that Tsunade needed to regain her strength and rebuilding the living room didn't count." Sai rolled her eyes and Sakura laughed.
"Well, she's like seventy. It doesn't surprise me."
Sai looked at Sakura, her eyes wide. "I thought you'd be older... you don't look much older than me..."
"I'm twenty five. How old are you?!" She looked up at Deidera with a grin.
"I'm twenty five. Guess you're not older than me! With the way he talked about you and your genius, I figured you'd be forty!" She smiled and looked over at Deidera.
"Anyway, we'll all have time to catch up and so after the party tonight! Deidera, Sai, your house is on the other side of Itachi and Sakura's. After you put your bags down, go speak to the Hokage. He wants to get the paperwork in and settled.
"Naruto? Thinking about paperwork?!" Deidera's eyes widened almost comically and Sakura smiled.
"He's grown since Hinata had Kyou-kun!"
Deidera grumbled, squirming. "Blonde kid with a destructive, prank ridden streak with cloud white eyes and lightening reflexes.... kid's gonna creep me out."
"Actually, he's a lot like you." Sakura smiled and Itachi nodded.
"Yeah, immature and continuously on the verge of my wrath."
"Oh, that reminds me, no more using sharingan on him! Apparently he told Neji that Naruto was under attack from assassins from the rock village and when he was asked why he'd lied he said the last thing he'd remembered was a sharingan." Sakura rolled her eyes before casting her gaze lovingly back to her husband.
"He wasn't lying." Kakashi walked up and smiled with a wave. Everyone just assumed it was Itachi. Hey how you all doing?"
"Kakashi-san!" Sakura smiled, finally breaking the sensei honorific. "You let Itachi take the blame for your prank?!"
"It's payback for the Icha Icha Reincarnation series." Kakashi frowned and Itachi grinned at him.
"You didn't like my work?"
"Naruto did better." Kakashi frowned and Sakura choked.
"Naruto wrote an Icha Icha book?!" Sakura nearly gasped out and Kakashi nodded.
"It's not under his name, and it's not the last book so no one guesses. Icha Icha Fight book 5 was written by Uzumaki Naruto in an attempt to get Jaraiya to train him. There was something about a mail mix up, but I don't know the details. So, you all settled in yet?" Kakashi smiled at Deidera, who shook his head.
"Haven't even made it to the house yet." Deidera grinned and Kakashi nodded, rolling his eyes.
"You all shouldn't make this poor girl stand there like that. Pregnant with twins and you don't even have the common-"
"TWINS?!?!" Deidera yelled, wide eyed.
"You didn't know?" Itachi mumbled, looking down at her and Sasuke grinned.
"It's not twins." Deidera sighed, relieved.
"Look behind the one on bottom. There's three."
"Ah, I see it." Itachi nodded and Deidera passed out.
Sakura laughed wholeheartedly, looking around. This was the way it was supposed to be.
It was supposed to be happy, with smiles, with love.
She knew that no matter what happened next, they'd be there for it together.
The End
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Thank you all so much for reading! And for those that are reading it, I'm finishing the Bleach fic, The Shinigami Ishida next! Hope to see you all there!
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