A/N: Hey guys, this is a chapter I already had done. I haven't started writing yet, but I want to finish the next chapter of my other story before taking on this. I'm flying solo now so no beta, so I should be able to get things up easier. Thanks for waiting I have tons of views for this story, enjoy some wilderness man fun :D

Btw, Anyone else watch the Vampire Diaries? Torture chamber next episode? All I can say is wow haha.

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Bella's POV

"Were back!" Alice announced with a huge smile on her face. She and Emmett went to go get us cars and our other necessities for spying while the rest of us sat at home. I wasn't comfortable with the whole stealing deal, but Alice promised to return whatever they took and that they had special connections with certain different places so everything would be covered. Though I wasn't happy with it, I kept my mouth shut to avoid further argument on the subject.

"Rosalie, Bella, please bring this up to my room and wait for me. Do not open it until I get up there." Alice said with a smile as she handed Rosalie a big black bag. "From there I will tell you the rest of your mission."

"And what about us?" Jasper asked from the couch. Finally moving his hands from his face.

"Emmett has everything you need." Alice explained, smiling at Emmett who was standing off in the corner with an evil smile on his face. I was praying I wasn't going to be in the same car as Emmett.

"Alice." Edward whined from beside me. I turned to look at him to find that he was looking between Alice and me with a mad expression on his face and Alice glaring at him. Everyone watched them for a few minutes in silence as the continued their argument, until Rosalie decided to break the silence.

"As much as we all love watching you two have silent arguments, we need to get moving. Bella," she said, pointing to the staircase. I nodded timidly at her and kissed Edward on the cheek, before running up the stairs.

Rosalie and I were silent as we walked upstairs and entered Alice's room. I took a seat on the bed and Rosalie stood by the door. For a few seconds we were quiet as we waited and I decided to break the silence myself.

"Do you know what they were fighting about?" I asked quietly, looking down at the floor feeling awkward.

"No, but knowing those two Alice probably did something that Alice would only do; and Edward probably just overreacted as always." she sighed, scowling at the bedroom wall. I narrowed my eyes at the floor when she talked about Edward, because of the anger in her voice. Edward really hadn't done anything that bad to her; she really had no reason to be the way she was.

"No offence or anything." Rosalie mumbled, making me look up. I hadn't thought she caught my look, and obviously, she thought it was about what she had said.

"None taken, I know more then well about Edwards overreacting problem." I assured her with a small smile. She smiled back at me and before she could say anything else the door flew open, luckily Rosalie heard her and got out of the way before Alice broke the door on her. Alice jumped in and instantly went to the bag and started throwing clothes at us.

"I need you guys to put these on. Do not ask me why Rose because, you know as well as Bella does that I like to go all out for things. And yes Bella this is all covered by my connections. I will pay for it all when I get my money back next week. One of the many privileges of being a meager customer at all the good stores. You know shopping really does come in handy," she paused when she saw that Rosalie and I were just staring at her. She was already dressed in black leather pants, a white tee shirt with lace designs on the front, and a black vest over top of the tee shirt. Rosalie and I had the same exact outfit in our hands, and they also came with lovely 3-inch heels black shoes.

"Why aren't you guys getting dressed?" Alice asked with her tiny eyebrows raised.

"Because these outfits are absolutely ridicules for what were doing." I answered staring at her in disbelief.

"No they are not; they are cute and stylish at the same time. As well as comfortable, and I think that matching is just a plus! We our on mission here, we can be like Charlie's Angels. Wait until you see what the guys are wearing! They all have these stylish hats you know the kind Justin Timberlake wears, and the best black pants. Oh and also these white shirts that are to die for!" Alice said, squealing by the end of her little rant. Poor Edward, I already knew he would hate the outfit idea.

"Oh wait," she cried, after her face went blank. "I guess we won't be seeing them. Well just forget about them, get changed girls, we have to hurry." She stared us down until we started. After a minute of thinking over what she just said, I started to wonder why we weren't going to see the guys.

"Alice why won't we be seeing them?" I asked as I put on the death trap heels. "And are these really necessary?"

"Yes, Bella. They make the outfit." she sighed shaking her head in mock disappointment, while I rolled my eyes. "You need to trust me on these things. Anyway the guys already left."

"What?!" Rosalie screamed with a look of horror on her face. "I wanted Emmett to see me in my outfit, and Emmett in that hat would've made my day." I felt the same way as her; I would've loved to see how mad Edward was, as he pouted in his hat. Plus I was going to miss him.

"Don't worry Rose; I'm sure Emmett took pictures." Alice said rolling her eyes. I was having problems with the backs of the heels and I could tell that Alice was getting impenitent.

"Come on Bella get a move on!" Alice said with a frustrated sigh, taping her foot impenitently.

"Alice I'm trying," I snapped as I tried to get the heel to corporate.

"Here leave me help you with those." Rosalie said surprising me. She had the backs done in five seconds. I looked over at Alice who looked just as socked as I was at the moment.

"Thanks Rosalie." I said blushing as I stood up.

"No problem." she said as she flipped her hair over and ran a brush through it.

"Alight then, let's get a move on ladies." Alice said leading us out of the house and out to a black Volkswagen CC.

"How did you score this baby?" Rosalie asked observing the car with an excited gleam in her eyes.

"I found it outside some rental store while Emmett was getting us cell phones. Which reminds me," she said happily before mumbling the last part. Alice opened the trunk of the car, pulled out a fancy looking backpack, and took out three tiny things that were black.

"These are your cell phones." she said excitedly as she danced over to us and handed us each one. By the looks of them, they had to be expensive but I knew I better just take it and smile, instead of arguing with Alice.

"Thank you Emmett!" Rosalie smiled.

"These are top of the line cell phones they should give us reception everywhere. Now everyone has one, everyone is already in your contacts. We will need to be in contact at all times with each other. We have unlimited minutes so that includes texts and all calls." Alice explained while we started exploring our cell phones.

"Let's roll ladies!" Rosalie sang running into the driver's seat with a smile. Alice and I gave each other a confused look from her newfound enthusiasm, Alice shrugged and she took the passenger seat while I stuck to the back seat and strapped in for the ride.

"Ok girls our mission is to go to the hospital and keep an eye on Carlisle. The other option was in temptations way for me and we couldn't have Jasper losing control of his emotions wouldn't be good at a hospital. Now, I do not know how far this is going to go so we may have to enter the hospital. Now Rosalie and I just hunted, but Bella I know how you hate hospitals, so are you going to be ok with this?" Alice asked looking concerned. I bit my lip as I thought about the horrors of the hospital; I had been there so much they probably knew me by name. I could already feel the knots in my stomach as I thought about it, but everyone needed me so I was going to have to deal with it. I gave Alice a stiff nod and took my phone out to distract myself.

"Good now," Alice said, begging to prattle on again. I stopped listening when I looked at my contact names. There was Pixie, Red hot, Confederate Boy, The Wilderness Man, and Gentleman.

"Alice," I called giving her a confused look, which she nodded at telling me to continue. "Why do I have all these odd names for my contacts?"

"Oh, I can't believe I forgot to tell you! We all have code names!" Alice screamed bouncing up and down in her seat and getting animated.

"Code names Alice, seriously?" Rosalie questioned with raised eyebrows.

"Yep it's so totally awesome right?" Alice asked still bouncing.

"Yeah, so totally awesome." I muttered sarcastically, rolling my eyes. That got me a glare from Alice and surprisingly a laugh from Rosalie.

"Anyway," Alice began with an eye roll. "My code name is Pixie, Rose yours is Red Hot, Jaspers is Confederate Boy, Emmett of course insisted on The Wilderness Man, Edwards is Gentleman, and Bella yours is Clumsy."

"What kind of code name is that Alice? Clumsy, really?" I yelled my cheeks flushing from my outburst.

"Emmett's idea, not mine." Alice said throwing me a sympathetic look.

"Whatever," I sighed looking out the window.

"At least you haven't declared yourself a Wilderness man, and now wanting to be called nothing but that." Alice said laughing at bit, trying to cheer me up.

"Alice, he is still my husband." Rosalie scolded smacking Alice's arm before adding in a faint voice, "Even if I have to call him that for the rest of eternity."

Alice and I started laughing then and Rosalie joined in a few seconds later. A few minutes later, my phone went off playing the Mission Impossible theme song. I was guessing Alice or Emmett set all of our ring tones to that song. I opened the pone and it said I had a text from Gentleman.

Please tell Alice that I am not at all happy with the car she let Emmett steal. Also the code names are the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my life! If I don't make it back from my mission alive, I love you.

Gentleman

"Alice what car did you leave Emmett steal?" I asked when I could breathe again from laughing at the text.