A/N Thanks for the reviews last chapter:D This is the last chapter I wrote a while back. The plan was to try and start the new chapter this week, but i've been really busy this week with other things. Uh i might be able to start the new chapter soon, maybe with in the next two weeks. with school ending soon, i've got some stuff to get done there and some other things are going on. So we will see:D

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I could feel my control slowly slipping as we walked out the front door. I was not one that liked to show weakness but staying strong was becoming at problem for me. With Bella in a different car, I had nothing to keep me calm. I could already tell that this plan was going to go bad. It didn't help that two of my siblings were taking it way to far. The clothes Alice wanted us to put on were absolutely ridiculous; I had refused to put it on. Jasper said he had to because he Alice would be mad at him; which was very true. Emmett, well what could I say about Emmett other then he's lost his mind. He was currently taking pictures of himself with his camera behind me in as he called it, 'his totally awesomely sweet outfit'. I was praying for at least a good car; that would ease me enough to keep me going. When we reached the driveway a small smile came on my face when I saw the car waiting for us. It was a black Volkswagen CC, something I didn't think they would've been able to find around here with the time they had. I walked up to it, stroked the black exterior.

"Nice car," Jasper thought as he walked up beside me. Emmett was still taking pictures of himself as I turned around to compliment him. The sight was quite disturbing, but not as bad as his thoughts.

"That one was hot, show the camera some sexy Wilderness Man looks." Emmett thought making me shudder involuntarily.

"That is so wrong." Jasper thought when he saw what I was looking at. When Emmett started growling at the camera we both looked at each other in horror.

"I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen." Jasper thought to me, all I could do was nod helplessly as I tried to ignore Emmett's thoughts.

"You know I've kind of always wondered about him…" Jasper joked trying to make the situation better. At least he was getting back to being himself.

I chuckled a bit and whispered quietly to him. "Me too Jazz."

Emmett didn't look like he was going to stop any time soon so I decided to intervene to save us.

"Emmett, we need to get going. " I yelled at him, putting my hand back on to the car. He gave me a glare and then suddenly started laughing. He had blocked his thoughts from me the moment his started laughing; making me even more confused as Jasper and I stared at him.

"That's not our car," Emmett said between his laughter. "The one behind it is."

Jasper and I gave each other confused looks for a second before walking around the car and seeing the piece of junk about twenty feet away from it. I stopped dead in my tracks and stared at the old van with my mouth hanging open. I knew this van; it belonged to the vilest human being on this earth Mike Newton. I felt my anger flaring up as my hands went into fists and my closed with a growl. Out of all the cars Emmett could've gotten us, he got this!

"Edward," Jasper thought in a warning tone as I slowly turned around to face a still laughing Emmett. I was trying to think of a reason not to go off on him and lose it and Bella came to my mind. If I lost it I was sure to crack, there was no doubt in that. I knew I couldn't let her down; I had to stay controlled for her.

"Emmett," I said threw my teeth. "Why on earth did you steal this car?"

"Dude, the real question here is why not steal this car?" He said as he walked over to us, making in sense at all. I closed my eyes and pinched the bridge of my nose trying to calm down.

"Awe, little Eddie's mad now." Emmett fake cooed coming over to me and pinching one of my cheeks. I snarled at him and slapped his hand away as fast as it touched me making him laugh. I gave him a death stare as Jasper quietly laughed. I turned my attention to him then and gave him the same stare, which only made Jasper laugh harder.

"You have to admit that was funny! He just pinched your cheek." Jasper thought laughing even harder.

"Just get in the car!" I snapped running at vampire speed to the driver's side. "And I'm driving!"

Emmett just laughed and tossed me the keys as I opened the old door and slammed it shut as hard as I could without ripping it off. The car had a foul odor to it that was bad body odor and many other things that I couldn't quite place. The idiots were still laughing at me as they took there seat. Jasper tricked Emmett into taking the back seat, by leading him there when he was laughing and helping him in. Once Jasper shut the passenger door, I put the key in the ignition and turned it. The car started with a loud groan making me sigh. I tried to make a U-turn with the van like I would do in my Volvo, but the stupid thing almost hit a tree and was now facing the right side of the driveway. The two idiots that were with me were laughing like crazy, as I tried again to get out by backing up and turning the wheel hard to the left. Thankfully, the thing went where I wanted it to and as we hit the road, I found out that the thing couldn't go pass 70.

"Your going a little slow there little Eddie," Emmett commented as his face appeared on the right side of me.

"Well maybe if someone would have stolen a decent car we would be going faster!" I snapped at him making him laugh again.

"Dude your really losing your edge." Emmett laughed sitting back in his seat. I rolled my eyes and ignored him tightening my grip on the wheel. I pushed down on the gas pedal again, only to make the car groan again and not speed up at all. I looked down and saw the radio, and started to pray that it worked. I pushed the button and heard nothing but static. I sighed and tried to find a station but everything I went on was nothing but static. I cursed and shut the radio off then; more irritated now then I was before.

"Ohhh, little Eddie cursed! I think we might have to tell mommy Jazzy." Emmett joked laughing his head off again and this time Jasper joined in.

"Well you do know if you would've picked a car that was decent you could've used the radio to here your precious game scores." I said smugly looking in the rearview mirror just in time to see the look of horror on his face. I smirked at him as his sat there with his mouth hung open like the idiot he was as he let his thoughts process my words.

"No! My scores! He has me now! How dumb am I, wait he can hear everything I am saying! Get out of my head you freaking-"

I blocked out his thoughts then, so I didn't have to hear the names he was calling me. Jasper actually had a smile on his face for once as he tried to contain his emotions.

It was silent for a minute, when all the sudden the Mission Impossible theme song went off. Emmett screamed and got a silver cell phone out of his pocket a second after it started playing. Then a second later, the car was filled with Emmett's voice.

"There's nothing he can't do, there's nothing he can defeat." Emmett's voice snag from the phone with the Mission Impossible song still going. "The Wilderness Man can survive it all, near or far he's going to conquer it all, cause he's smart, he's cool, he's going to rule the world! The Wilderness Man."

"It's my Red Hot." Emmett thought excitedly. He had completely lost me by then, the only thing I could come up with was that maybe it was a new nickname for Rose. Jasper had turned around in his seat and was staring at him dumbstruck ever since the ring tone. I was looking at him in the rearview mirror with my eye brows raised as we waited for an explanation. Emmett looked up at us and realization hit. A huge smile spread across his face and he reached behind his seat and pulled out two sliver phones like his.

"These my dear brothers are our cell phones!" Emmett boomed excitedly handing both of us one. "These little babies get reception everywhere, with as much texts and calls as we want. Everyone's number is in there for you, and the best part is that it's a camera phone that has video!" Both Jasper and I had turned to look at him as Emmett raised his phone and a flash went off in Jaspers and my faces.

"That was a good one." Emmett laughed closing his phone after saving it. I saw the picture in his mind and it was Jasper looking lost with that stupid hat on his head, and me still being mad looking like I was going to rip his head off. I opened mine up to find I had a wonderful wallpaper of Emmett making a weird face. Oh joy, just what I wanted.

"What's with all the weird names in my contacts?" Jasper asked Emmett.

"Oh, that is the best part my friend. We all have code names to go along with our mission! I am of course the Wilderness Man. Rose is Red Hot, Alice is Pixie, Bella's is clumsy, and that was my idea." Emmett said smiling proudly. Poor Bella, I was scared to know what mine was.

"Jazz, yours is Confederate Boy, my idea also. I had to fight off Alice for that one." Emmett laughed while Jasper groaned. I felt humiliated all of the sudden and turned to glare at Jasper who gave me an apologetic look before controlling himself again.

"I'm never going to hear the end of my mental break down. Why did I have to be the one who completely lost it?" Jasper thought glumly looking down at the floor of the car.

"Little Eddie, yours is the worst. I wanted to make it something good but no, Alice was all 'you've already picked enough out Emmett. It's my turn'." Emmett said trying to mimic Alice's voice well rolling his eyes. "So yours is now Gentleman."

I rolled my eyes at him and turned my attention back to the road. Just as I thought before, my two siblings had taken this too far. The code names were the most ridiculous things I had ever heard of.

"What was with that ring tone?" Jasper asked Emmett after a minute of silence. Emmett, who was texting Rose, snapped his phone shut and got excited. From where his thoughts were going, this was going to be a long discussion.

"Well I'm glad you asked Jazzy!" Emmett smiled putting his hand Jasper on the shoulder. "You see the Wilderness Man needed to evolve as well during this little process so this is the new and improved Wilderness Man! He has spy style, which are what these awesome outfits are for. He also has spy moves! Jazz or should I say Confederate Boy is now my side kick and little Eddie should've been one to, but no he has to ruin my fun." Emmett glared at me while I laughed.

"Congratulations Confederate Boy," I said with fake enthusiasm as I turned to look Jasper. "You now get to be a side kick."

Jasper sent a wave of shyness towards me so I would be quiet making sink into my seat.

"Hey, how come you use Jasper's name but not mine?" Emmett yelled at me.

"Well, maybe if you would stop calling me little Eddie I would think about it." I muttered as the shyness went away.

"Whatever, be that way then." Emmett mumbled slumping back in his seat with his arms crossed.

"Anyway," Emmett continued after a minute. "That is my new theme song. Unlike you all, I recorded mine and sang my theme song with the Mission Impossible song. It's awesome, and I know that you both want it as your ring tone, but Jazz can only have it."

"That will show you little Eddie." Emmett thought smugly smirking at me.

"Some how I think I will live without it." I mumbled ignoring him again.

Emmett took Jasper's phone even though Jasper insisted that he didn't need the new theme song, and sent Jasper the ring tone and set it. He then proceeded to go on more about the new Wilderness Man for the next ten minutes making me want to bang my head against the car. At least he was mad at me though so I didn't have to answer questions and actually listen. Jasper on the other hand to, and by the end of it, he was so mad at me for not putting on the clothes earlier as I was supposed to or saving him. I took this time to text Bella.

"Are we there yet?" Emmett whined like a three year old a few minutes later as I was waiting for a reply from Bella.

"No Emmett, were not. We would've been, but you just had to steal this car." I answered trying to get the stupid thing to go faster.

"Well sorry for me wanting to play a prank on Newton. I haven't done anything to him since we got in this stupid mess." Emmett said glaring at me again before smiling and thinking about a frantic Newton when he came out of the super market and his car was gone.

"His face was the best," Emmett laughed thinking about it. No matter how mad I was at Emmett I had to admit it was funny watching him run around almost in tears. "I usually prank him once a week and when I saw his car I couldn't help it. I think this might be the best thing I've ever done to him. There was that one time on Halloween though where I called the week before and told him he had seven days to live. Then on Halloween, I came in while he was sleeping all dressed up with a fake axe with animal blood dripping off it. I swear he almost peed his pants." Emmett broke off laughing at the memory and Jasper and I started to join him. Apparently, Newton ran into his parent's room and told them what had happened and when they came into his room, nothing was there. They said it was just a dream and took him to a therapist after that. He told us some more story's, they all varied form either public humiliation, like the time Emmett ran at Vampire speed and pulled Newton's pants down when he was on a date. Or just scaring him to death like he did on the one Halloween.

We finally pulled into the mall and parked far away enough to not cause attention but close enough so I could catch Esme's thoughts. I searched for a few minutes before I caught her voice and focused in.

"I feel so horrible for all of this. Alice really was excited about that sale today, maybe we shouldn't have been so hard on them. But the fighting really needed to stop." Esme thought as she walked through the mall. She started thinking about everything that happened over the last few days, picturing all of our faces in her head. I watched seeing how it all looked from her mind and sighed. I could see how much we had done to her this week and now she was blaming herself. I felt ashamed with myself as she continued, she got upset as she kept walking around the store and saw certain things we would all like or wanted. Before I could think anymore on the subject, my phone went off with the Mission Impossible song. I looked down and saw it was a text from Bella.

Sorry it took so long. We had 2 deal with something. I can't believe Em stole Mike Newton's car! I agree with the code names, I mean clumsy? Why did I have to get that? I'm sorry u have to deal with ur brothers. Baby sitting those 2 is awful. I'm sure u will live though.

I love you too

Clumsy

I wondered what she had to deal with. When I went to text her about it, I heard something that made me freeze.

"Isn't that Mike's car?"