Neikan and Amila blinked after seeing a human capture Calintz. The mint-green hair and teal outfit looked like a green blur as the human dashed away with him. The crimson-stained dagger fell from the air and landed on the grassy ground. Neikan grabbed the dagger and examined it, trying to identify the fingerprints, but there were none. He created a fist, using all his might to break the dagger, muttering, "That bitch just stole our man!"

"We should give her Bird Flu!" Amila suggested, walking towards Neikan.

They strolled down the grassy path, glaring at everything at sight, trying to find this mysterious chick. A small campsite was found: an older lady huddled over the campfire while two others put up a tent. A young woman wearing a pink outfit nailed the tent into place while an older man giggled. The young woman finished nailing the tent as she placed the hammer unto the ground. Turning around she saw Neikan and Amila holding bent metal pipes in their hands, fiery vengeance was in their eyes, gleaming at her, ready to strike.

"You stupid bitch, you stole our man!" Neikan hissed, raising his metal pipe. "You probably ran away with him!"

"Oh, Calintz?" The young woman asked, lifting herself up. "You can have that stupid pig!"

"What?" Amila growled, throwing her pipe at her sister. "We don't want your leftovers!"

"That's right, Calintz is so yesterday!" Neikan agreed, dropping his pipe to the ground.

"Let's find a new bishi to go after!" A mysterious voice was heard from the distance.

A young man wearing a girlish ensemble with black hair went towards Neikan and Amila.

"Azel?" Amila asked, dropping her jaw. "I thought you died again?'

"I'm already dead, so where was I supposed to go, Detroit?(1) Remie?" Azel stated. "I think Zekart is dreaming!"

"Too bad, He is my man!" Serina called out.

"Lier, I slept with him!" Neikan grumbled. "How did you think I got that Wind Shard?"

"You bitch, he is my man!" Azel hissed, as he threw his sandal at Neikan.

"His wrinkly body is mine!" Amila added, as she bite Neikan's arm.

Neikan bitch slapped Azel, leaving an imprint on his cheek. He then bitch slapped Serina and Amila. Amila dodged Neikan's bitch slap attack as she scratched his cheek, causing it too bleed. Neikan stepped backwards, holding his precious face, wiping the blood away screaming, "How dare you attack my beautiful face! You will pay!"

Neikan drew out his sword, slashing them one by one, laughing at their pain. He sliced their bodies into millions of pieces as he roared. Amila, Serina and Azel disappeared into thin air as Neikan collapsed unto the ground. He tasted the salty blood from his cheek as he closed his eyes. A rock fell unto his face, causing him to open them. Standing before him were Amila, Azel and Serina, glaring at him with their arms crossed. Neikan rolled his eyes as he flopped his head to the ground.

"Where were we supposed to go, Detroit?"(1) Azel voice was tight.

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The young woman tossed Calintz unto the bush, unsheathing her sword. Calintz bushed himself up as he sat there; he glanced at his kipnapper, eyes widened as he stumbled back to the ground, whispering, "Lehas?"

"That's right!" She answered, pacing herself towards him, aiming her sword at his heart. "You must die that way we will be together forever!"

"Haven't you heard that I'm not the main bishi anymore? Everyone is after Zekart now!"

"You're right, you can keep your worthless life. But, I will still seek my revenge!"

"What revenge?"

"You hired a new secretary, how dare you!"

"You died, we needed a new one."

"Too bad! You gave me a crappy funeral!"

"We gave you a proper funeral with the budget we had. Besides a dumpster is a perfect burial place!"

"Rianna, Reith and Raul ate all of my food; they were supposed to leave it there in remembrance of me."

"It would smell and they were hungry."

"I was barely mentioned in the game!"

"Complain to the creators, not us!"

Lehas put her sword back into her shelth, turning around she slowly walked into the forest where she vanished.

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"ASTEL! WEED THE GARDEN!" Rianna shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Calm down, we are inside." Astel replied, walking towards the front door.

He entered the front lawn clutching a garden hoe in his gloved hand, staring at the meadow, watching the cute bunnies dance. He paced towards the meadow, smiling, as he took off his garden glove, only to hear a scream, "Step away from the meadow. You have chores to do!"

"Yes, dear." Astel sighed, putting his glove back on, redirecting himself to the garden.

A tall man wearing a Marcatte army uniform tapped Astel on the shoulder. Astel turned around; his eyes matched the strangers. The stranger pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket.

"Have you seen this boy? He is my son." The young man asked as he handed the paper towards Astel.

A portrait of a young boy with long white hair smiled innocently in the sketch. His eyes were as gray as the young mans as well as his facial features. He was wearing a cream coloured sweater, and a fancy bracelet. Astel took a good look at the portrait and returned it to its owner.

"His name is Billy Bob Joe." The man announced, placing the picture back into his pocket.

"His name now is Calintz." Astel answered. "He is alive and well." Astel paused and took a good look at the stranger. "Hey, I remember killing you back in the day."

"Oh, you're that dark Yason guy who attacked us. I guess I can't seek revenge because we are both dead."

"Astel-" Rianna paused as she opened the front door, seeing the young man. "Oh, hello there." Her cheeks pinkened.

"This is Calintz' dad." Astel introduced the man.

"Dammit, you're married!" Rianna cursed, throwing her wipe to the ground.

"Do you know where he is?" General Sheed asked Rianna.

"Oh, he went to Epentar." Rianna replied as her eyes sparkled.

"Okay, thanks. I'll be on my way." General Sheed waved as he walked away.

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?" Rianna hollered from the distance.

"No, I better go."

General Estar Sheed disappeared into Rance Forest as Rianna stood there, gazing into space, holding her hands close to her heart. A few moments later she glared at Astel forcing him to do more chores as she retrieved her wipe.

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(1) Allusion from South Park: something I DO NOT OWN! "Draw me a Dinosaur" is a parody of Le Petit Prince, (I DO NOT OWN THAT BOOK) as well as Astel's obsession with the thistle. The "naughty mat" is another allusion from Super Nanny. (Again, I DO NOT OWN SUPPER NANNY) Watch out for many more allusions/parodies.