More Adventures in The Wrong Direction
Kamina was bored. This was not a good thing. Back in Jiiha Village, he'd try breaking out with the pig-moles again, and when he was fighting on the surface alongside Simon, he'd have found some Beastman to fight. He didn't have to worry about boredom after he had died, because everything was awesome on the plane of Infinite Badass.
Jack Rakan was Kamina's best friend after Simon. This scared the other Badasses.
Kamina didn't know anyone in Tokyo-3 other than the people at that NERV place. He also couldn't believe how they'd managed to make him bored while sitting in a Ganman, although he had been repeatedly told that Go-kun, Ichi, and Zwei were all "Evangelions." Like he could be bothered with such a big word. All giant robots were Ganmen to him.
Anyways, as I said, Kamina was bored. Luckily for him, but not anyone else, his boredom was soon alleviated.
"Heee~eeey."
"Hey, Rei!" It showed just how used to it he had gotten that he no longer jumped when Rei popped up out of nowhere. Or vents.
"Soooo, Kamina? I was wondering... You wanna go hang out with me and Go-kun in the simulator?"
"That thing where we can fight stuff without actually having to find stuff to fight?"
"Mm hm!"
"Sure!"
It amazed people, save those who really knew Rei, that Kamina was able to follow her through the vents, considering he was a good two-and-a-half feet taller than her, and half again as wide. It wasn't long before they popped out in NERV central, right in front of Go-kun.
"Hi, Rei! Hi, Kamina!" greeted Go-kun.
"Hey there, big guy!" replied Kamina.
"I'm not Big Guy, JAP is Big Guy!"
"You know what I mean!"
Rei quickly explained to Go-kun about her idea for fun, though Kamina didn't understand most of what she said, due to how she said it. The EVA thought it was a great idea, and opened up the Entry Plug for them to get into, as soon as they had changed into their Plug Suits.
Kamina, because he was now an official Pilot, had a custom Plug Suit of reds and blues, with the Team Gurren crest emblazoned on the back. He and Rei climbed in, but just before they could start up the VR system and have some fun (Kamina didn't know what "nookie" was, but it sounded fun!), an alarm klaxon sounded.
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You are, all of you, Garbage.
We shall move the surface of this world until the mountains become valleys.
I am the shaking of the world that crumbles what you've built.
I am the thundering of stone as it crushes that which lies beneath.
I am the Hammer of God.
Angel of the Earthquake.
I am Sui'el.
I am Here.
(A/N: Sui'el is my own creation, though it would honor me greatly if Gregg Landsman would use him)